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26 Baton Rouge, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Very often
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Moved here recently to Baton Rouge to attend LSU.

Grew up in Portland, OR. Lived there for 16 years before moving to Houston. It's awful pretty there. Very green.

I always part my hair to the left. Always.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to sync up a Beatles album with different movies. I thought I had something with Magical Mystery Tour and Pootie Tang, but it didnt work out. I will keep trying though.

Going to school and such, etc. Majoring in Mass Comm: Advertising.

Also trying to find the world's best hummus. I'm open to suggestions.

Hoping to start a bluegrass band. Anyone play the banjo?
Oh and hoping to learn how to circular-breathe on the didgeridoo. It's actually REALLY hard to do; trust me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping during the day...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ugh, my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dr. Strangelove is the best movie ever made, just fyi. Stanley Kubrick is simply ahmahzing. But after that I would suppose....
A Clockwork Orange, The Shawshank Redemption, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Shining, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Princess Bride, Django Unchained, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Airplane!, James Bond films (I'd love to debate on which film of the series is best,) Forrest Gump, Goodfellas, Casino, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles!, Wet Hot American Summer, Wall Street, Platoon, Battle Royale, Hot Rod .... more to come.

Reading a Song of Ice and Fire series at the moment. Absolutely wonderful, as is the show.
Kurt Vonnegut is still my favorite author though.

TV shows? Frasier is my all-time favorite show. Yeah, kind of weird I guess.
Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Archer, Frisky Dingo, American Dad!, South Park, Happy Endings (which got canceled because all of America is fucking ridiculous,) The Sopranos, The Wire (pretty much anything on HBO,) No Reservations. ....more to come.

I love food. Perhaps a bit too much. I could never live without pho in particular. Probably my favorite food ever. Cliche, yes, but it isnt trendy to me; just delicious.

Music? Lots of stuff. You should see my Spotify playlist. Two favorites that come to mind though are The Beatles and Talking Heads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lots of different kinds of food. I love eating.

For the rest just look to Maslow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whatever pops into my head. I usually live in there.

I also think about advertisements a lot. I rewind commercials often. Weird, yes. But that is probably why I am majoring in Advertising/Marketing.
The ads on this site are particularly great, such as the ones I've seen recently for other "dating" websites. One of them has a picture of young woman in a bra and next to her it reads "Trade pics, bang new friends. Join now." I dont know why I find that so ridiculously funny. Maybe because I know that it actually works on some people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Perhaps hanging at the local watering hole. Either/or really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got tennis elbow.... from playing Wii Sports.

I am tone deaf and hate it. But I still try. I do.

I've never seen "A Christmas Story" and for some reason I believe that means I am not a true American for some reason.
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