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36 Melbourne, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:52am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Awkward but sociable recovering punk with passions for pop culture, solidarity, and BDSM. Hates capitalism, loves karaoke. Now spending basically all my time wondering if Adnan did it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fight landlords for a living, which I love. After work I mostly fight other people but only in fully consensual fashion, i.e. training bjj, judo, wrestling, and once in a while some kickboxing. Have recently, awkwardly started trying to learn Portuguese and yoga. My new years resolution was to be more woo in 2014 so I am slowly and awkwardly becoming the gay witch of my dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, stories, dressing up, making out, making zines, overthinking things, talking about art and politics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Cute front-teeth gap and/or loud laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently enjoyed Ali Libegott's Cha-Ching, Imogen Binnie's Nevada, and Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's Americanah. I like contemporary poetry, political theory (feminist, communist, queer, etc), lit canon classics, crime fiction, and biographies.

Similarly pretentious taste in movies - recent favourites included Closed Curtains, We Are The Best, Manakamana, Night Moves, and, uh, Step Up All In. All-time: All About Eve, Singing in the Rain, The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant, Female Trouble; Varda, Tarkovsky, Warhol, Hitchcock.

Musically, well, obviously Beyonce. 90s rap, contemporary r&b, country, pop, Fleetwood Mac and Prince. And if you don't love Taylor Swift I honestly think you are probably a misogynist.

My favourite food is probably coffee, followed by beer. I am a huge snob about the former but have terrible taste in the latter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good coffee
My bike
Old movies
A good beat you can dance to
The possibility of change
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I should be doing, gentrification, aesthetics, outfits, wrestling moves, full communism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a tattoo of a photocopier on my butt. That isn't really so private though.
You should message me if
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First, some dealbreakers:

- your profile includes a Myers-Briggs personality type
- you are looking for 'straight-acting', 'masc', etc
- you have listed a bunch of authors you love and they're all white men
- okcupid thinks you are 'less kinky'
- you're racist, sexist, any other -ist or -phobe, or generally right-wing
- you have a profile pic taken at a horse race.

You should message me if:

- you want to do something fun
- you have radical politics and a sense of humour
- you like to smile and/or laugh during sex
- your idea of a good first date isn't just a beer at Sircuit, or (who am I kidding?) your idea of a good first date is just a beer at Sircuit
- you're at least potentially interested in some sort of sexual friendship, like not a monogamous relationship but not 'just' a hook-up either (i.e. you are at least willing to have a conversation).