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25 Greenville, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 3
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ENTP if that tells you anything. I'd really rather have a conversation than write about myself, so please say something interesting and I'll reply.

I also have an awesome tendency to purposefully ruin every picture I'm in, so there's that too. When it comes down to it, I'm basically mew from Pokemon Snap.

Having just moved, I'm mostly looking for friends right now, but I wouldn't be against something else if it came along. Let's get to know each other!

Also, I'm not really sure what "Mostly monogamous" means, but to me it means I can casually date or see multiple people, but in a serious relationship, I like to be with one person. Just a preference.
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question. I'm currently on my 5th Locks of Love run, and am working as a Video Game Designer in Greenville. I have lots of feels about narrative and representation in games, so if that interests you, let's hang out and chat about it.

I was doing a Physics/Astrophysics double bachelors in Minnesota, but university bled me dry of all money. Someday I will return, Science, my love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading really fast, swearing, math (jk - the more math you know, the more you realize that you're horrible at it), hyperbole, physics (again, jk), computers in general, trolling, returning animal noises to animals that talk to me, and acting out movie fight scenes in the shower. You know, regular stuff.

Working to get back into drumming; I was once good at this, I promise. If you'd like to jam, just give me a message?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Manly facial hair. I've been shaving since 5th grade. Not all of us are this blessed you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Yotsuba&!, Batman (Hush and Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? specifically, but I have a stack of batman graphic novels two feet high), Calvin and Hobbes, anything by Gaiman, Carlin, or Bukowski, The Stranger, The Giver, The Great Gatsby, and of course, Godzilla vs. Barkley. Someday I intend to finish Crime and Punishment. Promise.

Movies: Amelie, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine, Wayne's World, Training Day, Pan's Labyrinth, Delicatessen, The Brave Little Toaster, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Toy Story, Spinal Tap, Heavy Metal, Cat Soup, and the Nolan Batman series. Oh, and Big Trouble in Little China, Hackers, and Mortal Kombat.

The boyhood power fantasies of Bond and Indiana Jones really get me too. I honestly can't help it. "Birds don't build nests in empty trees."

TV/Animu: Stewart/Colbert, ATHF, Dark Place, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Any old Williams Street Show, MST3K, South Park, It's Always Sunny, Firefly, Seinfeld, The first few seasons of House and The Office, Louie, Eva, Gundam, Gurren Lagann, and FLCL.

I really need to watch Breaking Bad. Any takers?

Recent Music: Outkast, CCR
All-Time Music: http://www.last.fm/user/bobo72a, but tl;dr Atmosphere, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., JoCo, the pillows, Ill Mitch, The Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, and the list goes on and on...

Food: Anything that doesn't come back up is fine with me, but I'm a sucker for good Italian or anything with homemade noodles. I'm also quite partial to peanut butter, Szechuan cuisine, tacos, manly beers, and Knob Creek Bourbon. Currently trying to get into Islay scotches, but they're kind of expensive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not even.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why the broodwitch cannot be taken apart or disassembled.

...what my cat has against my Tyrion Lannister poster. Seriously, he's attacked it like 3 times. UPDATE: I have placed him higher on the wall - hopefully he is safe now.

Also, 3 Inches of Blood is a Canadian band, yet their name isn't in metric. It is a mystery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with kittens! Or at least I wish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Queer and kinky! No, this does not give you permission to send me crotch shots.

Growing up as a teenager with major depressive disorder, it's only natural that I learned all the lyrics to the first two Linkin Park albums.

And yes, it's true. I am part Canadian. Not just because I was born in Minnesota (which is Canada Jr.), but actual part Canadian.
You should message me if
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...you want to. Or if you don't want to. Or if you're indifferent about it. Or if you know who Ill Mitch is. Especially if you know who Ill Mitch is.

Or if you find wit as sexy as I do. Mmmmm.

Please do not message me with any of the following: "hi how r u" (at least say something interesting or mention something I said in my profile or I won't reply. I'm super cereal about this. Even if you're really cute, I won't reply.), horribly mangled grammar (did u c there new show 2day?!??!11), or a profile featuring duckface.