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SORRYBADJOKE

37 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to update...Body Type? Um, crap. OK, back to the gym! I still pretty much look like the soap pic, I guess. I'm hilarious and kind. I have a job and shower regularly. I have never taken over a small South American country just to use its people to slave away in my drug dens making me billions. I meant to, but, there was thing thing on TV, and then my mom called, and she told me all about some cousin - whom I have never met - and their problems and then work called and needed me to come in early. I was all "But I want to be a South American drug lord!" But, no. Sigh. Responsibility sucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on every aspect of my life before I get back to it. I have a good job, lots of good friends, lots of acquaintances, etc. I was a local performer/trivia host for a long time, and will be exploring new ventures in the arts world when I get back home. I have some pretty big plans to try some new things, because why the hell not?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering random questions about all things. Seriously, I'm a walking Wikipedia sometimes. So, ask me a question, and I will not only give you an answer but my opinion as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a steel clad robot. Yet. Also, I have a pretty noticeable voice. I've been told I have a face for radio.

Wait...that's not a compliment!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 3 of each in less than 30 seconds of thinking time, and GO!

BOOKS: GRAPES OF WRATH, SEASON IN HELL, LAMB: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BIFF

MOVIES: MEMENTO, THE DARK KNIGHT, RED DAWN (Ask me)

MUSIC: DEPENDS ON MOOD. MESSAGE ME AND I WILL TELL YOU THE LAST 5 SONGS I LISTENED TO.

Current: "Lola Montez" by Volbeat, "Wouldn't It Be Good?" by Nik Kershaw, "Nowhere To Wait" by Wugazi (It's a WuTang Clan/Fugazi Mash Up), "Bloodbuzz, Ohio" by The National, and "Handwritten" by the Gaslight Anthem

FOOD: I'm on a diet. That being said, if you know what an Italian Beef sandwich is and you would like to start a religion based on its deliciousness---we are a match.

ALSO; I am a HUGE wrestling nerd. I have performed in shows in the past, and look forward to the future. You do not have to understand this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a daily basis, I need food, water, air, shelter, freedom, and pants. Everything else is icing on the cake. And if I don't have to wear pants to get the others, all the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as "typical". I might be sleeping, I might be out drinking and having fun, I might be wrestling Matt Damon or a giant banana, I may be dressed as a clown. Take a chance, you never know what you're gonna get!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to describe myself very well.
You should message me if
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Because why the hell not? What's the worst that could happen? We decide to meet for a drink, have an awkward conversation, we don't really hit it off, but, the place we are at is having a random contest and we are forced to go to a Nickelback/Creed concert together with a bunch of vegan, straight edge teenagers who won't stop filming the show and we have to eat from the buffet that Arby's put out hours before we got there and then a bomb drops on the arena but we don't die and now we are stuck with cold Arby's (remember, everyone's vegan, so, it's Arby's vegan menu!) , a bunch of millenials, Creed, and Nickelback, with no booze?

That is the worst thing that could happen. Or, bears. We could get attacked by bears.

So, yeah, don't message me.