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SORRYBADJOKE

36 M Kennewick, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
One by one, I am going to update this to be more current. Maybe avoid all the bad jokes. I think I am an interesting person, who can be extremely social when needed, and can be very couch creaturish when needed as well. I spent a lot of the past being very angry and not goal motivated, and decided to change that. I am active around Seattle in many different things; open mics, stage entertainment (it's a long story, but there may or may not be video of me out there getting kicked in the head), and various shows. If you are looking for someone who can be a good time, I am all for that. I will slowly be updating the rest of this to be more serious. Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy the gift pack.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out ways to remake the entire Battlestar Galactica series with puppies and kittens. And the SCUDA (Read below)
I’m really good at
Not dunking basketballs. Mowing the front lawn. Remembering to wear pants most of the time. Recasting movies with the worst plots and actors ever. Like Michael Bay's Schindler's List.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a steel clad robot. Yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seriously? I'm not answering this. It's too long, and too damn subjective. Instead, here are the two answers to all of life's questions. Share this knowledge: 1) 42 and 2) Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. (The Select is only for certain 2 player games morons!).

That being said, if you think Arrested Development and Archer are "dumb" and that you "don't get them" then you are "dumb" and "should not talk". Add that you "should slap yourself repeatedly" if you say those things and actively watch reality TV.
The six things I could never do without
Air. Water. Food. Shelter. Clothing. And Booze. And my goal in life is to create something that combines them all. UPDATE MARCH 2012. IT'S A SCUDA! A Self Contained Underwater Drinking Apparatus. It provides air, water for hydration, its got a helmet so shelter. It doubles as CLOTHING. And the water is just by choice, because most of the time its pure booze. Now I just need funding. Or to save money. This means if you somehow read this profile thinking I'd be a good date, you probably have mental problems. That, and I'm just going to make you Ramen and then kick you out so I can work on my SCUDA. It is more important than you. See that part where its says SIX THINGS. You are not one of them. All I need is my SCUDA. And this lamp. All I need in the world is my SCUDA, this Lamp. And this paddle game. All I need is my SCUDA, this lamp, and this paddle game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Classic movies and the flaws they contain. Hating people and menus that say "served with au jus". With with juice? Screw you, pal. Also, getting a dog. A Klee Kai.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I do every night, planning to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to describe myself very well.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You laughed at my profile. You enjoy conversations that have no point like: Better soundtrack...Top Gun or Iron Eagle? (Im a Queen fan...so there is my answer) You are not not planning a bank heist. You like conversations that turn into fights, then back in to conversations, then hugging. You laugh when children fall down and aren't hurt and get back up and run away. You know someone who may want to kill me. You're bored and need a quick joke. You think putting "Ride the Lightning" in a Teddy Ruxpin is an outstanding idea. You am appreciative of proper spelings and grammersz. You think everything should be spelled with a silent "q" that you can put where ever you see fit. Youq wqant soqme deqcent qconversation overq theq intqertubes. You would like an explanation behind the following: my profile name, my $150 jeans, how much a kendo stick hurts, why you never go to portland with a drunken clown, loud birthday songs, and the true meaning behind the orignial Beverly Hills 90210.