Time to update...Body Type? Um, crap. OK, back to the gym! I still
pretty much look like the soap pic, I guess. I'm hilarious and
kind. I have a job and shower regularly. I have never taken over a
small South American country just to use its people to slave away
in my drug dens making me billions. I meant to, but, there was
thing thing on TV, and then my mom called, and she told me all
about some cousin - whom I have never met - and their problems and
then work called and needed me to come in early. I was all "But I
want to be a South American drug lord!" But, no. Sigh.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on every aspect of my life before I get back to it. I have
a good job, lots of good friends, lots of acquaintances, etc. I was
a local performer/trivia host for a long time, and will be
exploring new ventures in the arts world when I get back home. I
have some pretty big plans to try some new things, because why the
I’m really good at
Answering random questions about all things. Seriously, I'm a
walking Wikipedia sometimes. So, ask me a question, and I will not
only give you an answer but my opinion as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a steel clad robot. Yet. Also, I have a pretty noticeable
voice. I've been told I have a face for radio.
Wait...that's not a compliment!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 3 of each in less than 30 seconds of thinking time, and
BOOKS: GRAPES OF WRATH, SEASON IN HELL, LAMB: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING
MOVIES: MEMENTO, THE DARK KNIGHT, RED DAWN (Ask me)
MUSIC: DEPENDS ON MOOD. MESSAGE ME AND I WILL TELL YOU THE LAST 5
SONGS I LISTENED TO.
Current: "Lola Montez" by Volbeat, "Wouldn't It Be Good?" by Nik
Kershaw, "Nowhere To Wait" by Wugazi (It's a WuTang Clan/Fugazi
Mash Up), "Bloodbuzz, Ohio" by The National, and "Handwritten" by
the Gaslight Anthem
FOOD: I'm on a diet. That being said, if you know what an Italian
Beef sandwich is and you would like to start a religion based on
its deliciousness---we are a match.
ALSO; I am a HUGE wrestling nerd. I have performed in shows in the
past, and look forward to the future. You do not have to understand
The six things I could never do without
On a daily basis, I need food, water, air, shelter, freedom, and
pants. Everything else is icing on the cake. And if I don't have to
wear pants to get the others, all the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as "typical". I might be sleeping, I might
be out drinking and having fun, I might be wrestling Matt Damon or
a giant banana, I may be dressed as a clown. Take a chance, you
never know what you're gonna get!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to describe myself very well.
You should message me if
Because why the hell not? What's the worst that could happen? We
decide to meet for a drink, have an awkward conversation, we don't
really hit it off, but, the place we are at is having a random
contest and we are forced to go to a Nickelback/Creed concert
together with a bunch of vegan, straight edge teenagers who won't
stop filming the show and we have to eat from the buffet that
Arby's put out hours before we got there and then a bomb drops on
the arena but we don't die and now we are stuck with cold Arby's
(remember, everyone's vegan, so, it's Arby's vegan menu!) , a bunch
of millenials, Creed, and Nickelback, with no booze?
That is the worst thing that could happen. Or, bears. We could get
attacked by bears.
So, yeah, don't message me.