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SORRYBADJOKE

37 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok. Fine. I am going to actually try and take this serious, whilst still having fun. Here's the story; I am not in Seattle at this current time. I lived there for 12 years, and have a long sad sack story about how I ended up in the TriCities. I am going to be moving back to the 206 sometime in September/October, as soon as work can transfer me and I can find a decent place to lay my head. I'm somewhat funny, very intense, a dreamer with a heart of black. I am on here to find new friends and possibly more. The last and only person I've met on here is an awesome human being and friend, so I figure, why the hell not? So, feel free to message me but don't expect anything more than a joke vibe. If you are in the 206 and we like each other, we will deal with the rest later. Now would be a great time to get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on every aspect of my life before I get back to it. I have a good job, lots of good friends, lots of acquaintances, etc. I was a local performer/trivia host for a long time, and will be exploring new ventures in the arts world when I get back home. I have some pretty big plans to try some new things, because why the hell not?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering random questions about all things. Seriously, I'm a walking Wikipedia sometimes. So, ask me a question, and I will not only give you an answer but my opinion as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a steel clad robot. Yet. Also, I have a pretty noticeable voice. I've been told I have a face for radio.

Wait...that's not a compliment!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 3 of each in less than 30 seconds of thinking time, and GO!

BOOKS: GRAPES OF WRATH, SEASON IN HELL, LAMB: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BIFF

MOVIES: MEMENTO, THE DARK KNIGHT, RED DAWN (Ask me)

MUSIC: DEPENDS ON MOOD. MESSAGE ME AND I WILL TELL YOU THE LAST 5 SONGS I LISTENED TO.

Current: "Lola Montez" by Volbeat, "Wouldn't It Be Good?" by Nik Kershaw, "Nowhere To Wait" by Wugazi (It's a WuTang Clan/Fugazi Mash Up), "Bloodbuzz, Ohio" by The National, and "Handwritten" by the Gaslight Anthem

FOOD: I'm on a diet. That being said, if you know what an Italian Beef sandwich is and you would like to start a religion based on its deliciousness---we are a match.

ALSO; I am a HUGE wrestling nerd. I have performed in shows in the past, and look forward to the future. You do not have to understand this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a daily basis, I need food, water, air, shelter, freedom, and pants. Everything else is icing on the cake. And if I don't have to wear pants to get the others, all the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was someplace where Friday night was an adventure instead of, "Meh, wanna hang out in the backyard by a fire or go to a bar?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to describe myself very well.
You should message me if
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You enjoy conversations that have no point like: Better soundtrack...Top Gun or Iron Eagle? (Im a Queen fan...so there is my answer) You are not not planning a bank heist. You laugh when children fall down and aren't hurt and get back up and run away. You know someone who may want to kill me. You would like an explanation behind the following: my profile name, my $150 jeans, how much a kendo stick hurts, why you never go to portland with a drunken clown, loud birthday songs, why you should never go to Alaska, why True Detective is the greatest one season in TV history, and the true meaning behind the orignial Beverly Hills 90210.

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