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SOkierkegaard

26 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no talents or skills. I am utterly useless and stupid. I suck at self improvement -- but it is hard to polish this turd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes, when I'm sitting at a table I rest my forehead on my the table and close my eyes. when I walk around the city I read the sign names aloud to myself and make little puns, like "Zeeks pizza? More like Meeks Pizza" I've developed a nervous twitch in my stomach that renders me momentary speechless as I jiggle it compulsively.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a worthless piece of garbage
Starring out windows
Avoiding eye contact
Unsuccessfully seeking approval
Habitually making things worse
okcupid profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bad skin and halted, awkward attempts at speaking through an uncorrected underbite. good lord.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Black Elk Speaks
Catch 22
Invisible Man
The Pooh Perplex
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Babette's Feast
Down by Law
Community
The Wire
MST3K
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Hall and Oats
Janell Monea
Sifre Labi
KRS One
N.E.R.D.
oOoOO
Sun Ra.
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Vietnamese
Ethiopian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Darkness
places to hide
a bath tub
water and electricity utilities
a hair dryer
jumpsuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
MY PROBLEMS. SHIT
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically I cut off my dick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a very open person.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You break old habits with new ones. you temper your cynicism with openness. you're easily bored by video games and movies. you day dream. you value cheap things.