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27 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 22–30
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Last Online
May 31
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a serious young scientist, working long hours to uncover the neural underpinnings of behavior. Unfortunately my experiments require the cooperation of mice. It is very engaging work, but on account of the old murine attention-span can be frustrating. My animals are not of the same mental caliber as Mrs. Frisbee's acquaintances (lately of NIMH).

When not obsessing over recalcitrant rodents or my grad-school applications, I socialize with a small circle of friends, read about British history, play with my cats and practice Jiu-Jitsu and Karate. I am slowly writing the Great American Novel, a science-fiction epic about two small cats (one from a futuristic feline space colony based on Plato's Republic, the other a jolly English cavalier from the turbulent 1640s) who travel through time to combat Puritanism throughout the ages.
What I’m doing with my life
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As mentioned above, I run behavioral experiments for a neuroscience lab in the City. We have several kinds of mutant mouse, and my job is to see if they have cognitive or behavioral abnormalities relevant to psychosis. I love it, and am applying to neuroscience PhD programs because I want to keep on doing this kind of work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-stats (for a non-statistician)
-the verbal sections of standardized tests
-spending hours reading about the neural substrates of 'X' or 'Y' in rodents
-making chili
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mysterious, unplaceable accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Patrick O'Brian's historical novels
-British murder-mysteries, e.g. Agatha Christie's Poirot books
-David Hume's Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion and History of England
-other English histories (including Macaulay's, despite his smarmieness)
-Robert Massie's Dreadnought
-I've recently discovered P.G. Wodehouse (The chappie who came up with Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, don't you know?)
-Mark Twain
-classic tales of fantasy and adventure, e.g. by Edgar Rice Burroughs, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H.G. Wells, Jules Verne and H.P. Lovecraft (when he's not being racist)

- British people murdering each other, e.g. Inspector Morse,Poirot and the old Sherlock Homes with Jeremy Brett
-some animated comedies - American and Japanese - including Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Trigun (though it's not really a comedy) and The Venture Brothers
-British people in a more amiable and comic mood, e.g. Blackadder, Hot Fuzz and Red Dwarf
-I've enjoyed other things as well, e.g. All the President's Men and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Music: My tastes are eclectic. I like King Crimson, Cake, The Doors and QNTAL, for example.

-upscale beer
-upscale pizza
-real breakfast (meaning bacon and eggs)
-I have not yet grown out of swallowing pints of ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Ana* and Sir Oskar Warmuffin, my time-travelling Jacobite cats
-free public domain audiobooks (visit
-the bustle and amenities of a major urban center
-socializing with friends
-martial arts, exercise (I believe there's a Latin saying along the lines of "A healthy mind in a body that habitually shouts and kicks things")

*her full name is "Ana die kleine Zauberin, ueberhaupte Herrscherin der schwarze Magie"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-graduate school
-what side I would take in their Civil War if I were an Englishman in 1642
-brains; mice, mice and more mice (occasionally rats)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If lucky, I am out socializing, or at least at home with my cats cooking and watching British people scheme to kill each other on the TV. In recent weeks I have been at the lab from 1 PM until 1 AM practically every day in order to finish an experiment before we have to move all our equipment in August. I hope to stop it before I turn into a mouse (they are nocturnal).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shadow-box when I'm alone in elevators.
You should message me if
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You don't think there's anything unmanly about kittens. You think David Hume is bad-ass. You want me to lecture about how studying the inhibition of the startle-reflex by weak pre-stimulation can tell us about brain-circuits.

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