I'm actually pretty famous in the Far East. The Jerry Lewis of Japan, you might say. You might.

I am unsure if this is better or worse for the fact that it was taken in Japan. Either way: NEEEEEEEEEERD

Tentacles... DEPLOY

Look, you'd better do it, the warehouse guys will GET you if you don't. (Realized I didn't have a picture under 5 months old, so)

I like this violin picture better. Kind of looks like I'm playing in a frickin' prison block, but whatever.

(insert Ride of the Valkyries here)

Sometimes I have to go and be Angus Young with red hair, ok. And white, white, white legs.

I have this problem where I'm late to the party, by a couple of centuries? (Alternate Title: Hello, [18th-Century] Sailor!)

Did I mention that I LOVE Insane Clown Posse? I didn't? Well that's good, because I think they're horrible.