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Hi! I'm Brandon.
I'm pretty infatuated with people who are into being a decent
person. Real big fan of that.
My senior quote was "it's a magical world, ol' buddy. Let's go
I've had my style described as a cross between that of a bro and a
hipster. I think that's preposterous. I prefer the term "derelicte
Math, French, and Philosophy in undergrad.
Forensic Linguistics in grad school.
I look ethnically ambiguous!
(Mom's Italian, dad's a 'Merican)
Genetic traits I did not inherit:
Ones that make you yell "Ciao Bella!" from a Vespa
Hatred toward Carthiginians
Tendency to be sacked by Huns and Visigoths
Genetic traits I did inherit:
Swarthy Mediterranean skin tone
Wild hand gesticulation
Corn-fed Midwestern boy (6'4")
I look surprisingly not-that-bad with a euro trash haircut
I totally lied, I would definitely yell "Ciao Bella!" if I had a
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved back to St Louis from Brooklyn, I keep a place there and
Working on a documentary with NC State on American
I'm the founder and CEO of an educational philanthropy startup. A
lot of after school programs, community outreach, tutoring, and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shuffleboard. Scrabble. Surreptitiousness. Alliteration.
Trivia nights/pub quizzes.
I am an exceptional cook.
I was the Pokemon card Midwest Champion in 2000, bet I'm still
pretty good at that.
Navigation. I would be a great first mate. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a huge, expansive, prodigious, absolutely monstrous....
I'm also pretty tall, and my mom says I have beautiful eyes.
Big bushy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Battlestar Galactica (My favorite ever), Pride and Prejudice (1810,
2005), Catch-22, Infinite Jest, Kurt Vonnegut, Firefly,
Californication seasons 1-3, Cowboy Bebop, all Quentin Tarantino,
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (will always lift my spirits), Scrubs,
loads of others but these lists are really tedious.
...And the Rolling Stones. Especially the Rolling Stones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum mechanics and baseball. Not necessarily
What causes the prevalence of the word "taco" in usernames on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can French braid.
My ring tone is Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, it hasn't
changed in over 9 years, and will never change. That one's actually
not very private, I'm fairly vocal about it.
I won't go home with you on the first date. I'm not even sorry. Not
to say I don't wanna mack, but I think this rule has served me well
in the past. It is unbecoming of a gentleman to grant access to his
nether regions so hastily.
You should message me if
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You think the best test for how good a person is, is how they treat
those who can't benefit them in any way. If that's the case, I
think we'd get along famously.
Your loins tremble in the presence of tall, intermittently bearded,
coy, witty, lumberjack-ish men who can whisper sweet nothings in
You appreciate that instead of claiming 'jacked' for body type I
selected 'average' , even if only because 'top-notch arms,
surprisingly firm chest, but hasn't come close to a six-pack since
high school where daily participation in sports was encouraged'
isn't an option.
You have a lot of free time and you want to drink a bottle or three
of red wine and watch either BSG or Scrubs from beginning to end
over a couple weeks (Or days. If that's possible). But
OR if you want to play Scrabble. I fucking love Scrabble.
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