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STLBrandon

26 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Brandon.

I'm pretty infatuated with people who are into being a decent person. Real big fan of that.
My senior quote was "it's a magical world, ol' buddy. Let's go exploring!"
I've had my style described as a cross between that of a bro and a hipster. I think that's preposterous. I prefer the term "derelicte chic".
Math, French, and Philosophy in undergrad.
Forensic Linguistics in grad school.
Recovering Catholic.
Wanderluster.

I look ethnically ambiguous!
(Mom's Italian, dad's a 'Merican)

Genetic traits I did not inherit:
Ones that make you yell "Ciao Bella!" from a Vespa
Hatred toward Carthiginians
Tendency to be sacked by Huns and Visigoths

Genetic traits I did inherit:
Swarthy Mediterranean skin tone
Wild hand gesticulation
Corn-fed Midwestern boy (6'4")
I look surprisingly not-that-bad with a euro trash haircut
I totally lied, I would definitely yell "Ciao Bella!" if I had a Vespa.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome.
Grinning Sheepishly.
I'm the co-founder and CEO of an educational philanthropy opening its doors this summer. A lot of after school programs, community outreach, tutoring, and fundraising. We have a line of textbooks in the works.
I’m really good at
Shuffleboard. Scrabble. Surreptitiousness. Alliteration.
Trivia nights/pub quizzes.
I am an exceptional cook, and would be glad to whip something up.
Navigation. I would be a great first mate. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a huge, expansive, prodigious, absolutely monstrous.... vocabulary.

I'm also pretty tall, and my mom says I have beautiful eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Battlestar Galactica (My favorite ever), Pride and Prejudice (1810, 2005), Catch-22, Infinite Jest, Kurt Vonnegut, Firefly, Californication seasons 1-3, Cowboy Bebop, all Quentin Tarantino, Forgetting Sarah Marshall (will always lift my spirits), loads of others but these lists are really tedious.

...And the Rolling Stones. Especially the Rolling Stones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quantum mechanics and baseball. Not necessarily simultaneously.

What causes the prevalence of the word "taco" in usernames on OKCupid?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can French braid.

My ring tone is Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, it hasn't changed in over 8 years, and will never change. That one's actually not very private, I'm fairly vocal about it.

I won't go home with you on the first date. I'm not even sorry. Not to say I don't wanna mack, but I think this rule has served me well in the past. It is unbecoming of a gentleman to grant access to his nether regions so hastily.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think the best test for how good a person is, is how they treat those who can't benefit them in any way. If that's the case, I think we'd get along famously.

Your loins tremble in the presence of tall, intermittently bearded, coy, witty, lumberjack-ish men who can whisper sweet nothings in French.

You appreciate that instead of claiming 'jacked' for body type I selected 'average' , even if only because 'top-notch arms, surprisingly firm chest, but hasn't come close to a six-pack since high school where participation in sports was encouraged' isn't an option.

You have a lot of free time and you want to drink many beers and watch either BSG or Scrubs from beginning to end over a couple weeks (Or days. If that's possible). But seriously.

OR if you want to play Scrabble. I fucking love Scrabble.