I'm pretty infatuated with people who are into being a decent person. Real big fan of that.
My senior quote was "it's a magical world, ol' buddy. Let's go exploring!"
I've had my style described as a cross between that of a bro and a hipster. I think that's preposterous. I prefer the term "derelicte chic".
Math, French, and Philosophy in undergrad.
Forensic Linguistics in grad school.
I look ethnically ambiguous!
(Mom's Italian, dad's a 'Merican)
Genetic traits I did not inherit:
Ones that make you yell "Ciao Bella!" from a Vespa
Hatred toward Carthiginians
Tendency to be sacked by Huns and Visigoths
Genetic traits I did inherit:
Swarthy Mediterranean skin tone
Wild hand gesticulation
Corn-fed Midwestern boy (6'4")
I look surprisingly not-that-bad with a euro trash haircut
I totally lied, I would definitely yell "Ciao Bella!" if I had a Vespa.