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SWIFTboy15

29 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Male found a female with electric shoes, firework eyes, freckles like constellations, a whiplash tongue, calypso hips, zeitgeist skin, Medusa smile, iconoclastic hands, a hip-hop head, a bottle rocket heart, and an armed rebel force ass.

A simple truth: most people are basically looking for themselves in a partner. With that in mind, what I want and what I am are closely related.

-Someone who enjoys being active. I spend a great deal of time training so it would be nice to have someone that could either participate in that with me or at least appreciate the mindset.
-Someone with an opinion. I think it's important for two people to challenge each other in a relationship. I want to be with someone where us alone with our thoughts is enough for an awesome time together.
-Someone who gets out there. I feel like this city has so much to offer if you're willing to step out of your comfort zone and try something new. Whether it be a live band, a documentary, an art exhibit, or a theatrical performance, I want a partner in crime to help me discover and enjoy them all.
-Someone who is passionate. Passionate about music, about work, about art, about life experiences, about love, about anything and everything. The saddest thing human beings do on a regular basis is to settle for less and be apathetic.
-Someone who is GGG ;)

I could continue to wax poetic but I need to save something for the initial repartee.

Real religious view: Bokononism
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the Federal Government.
I train Muay Thai.
I go to the gym.
I play volleyball and softball. Ace In Yo Face! Team Zissou!
I read things that inspire me.
I save money to travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rubik's Cube.
Making breakfast.
Understanding other people's point of view.
I'm outstanding in bed, I can go for about 8 hours a night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't because I'm a ninja.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I try to alternate between reading something fun (Game Of Thrones, graphic novels), something meaningful (Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk), and something taxing (Dostoevsky, Chomsky, Shakespeare).

I love going to The Mayfair or Bytowne. I like getting all worked up by watching a documentary and then doing nothing about it, haha. I prefer to go alone but if you ask me nicely...

I try to watch as little TV as possible but when I do it's usually The Daily Show, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, or Boardwalk Empire.
Lately I'm more into Podcasts: The Savage Lovecast, Hardcore History, This American Life.

I obsessively listen to post-hardcore. I am compelled to keep up with every up and coming band of that genre. Right now I can't get enough of Pierce The Veil and Confide. I also listen to pop punk (With The Punches, The Story So Far), underground hip hop (Shad, P.O.S.), and a bunch of stuff all over the map (Die Antwoord, Sigur Ros, Stars, Ludovico Einaudi, and The Arcade Fire just to name a few).
Music is important to me as I literally spend at least 6 hours a day with headphones on.

I like to eat healthy and I eat ALOT! Seriously, I pretty much never stop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boxing gloves
Headphones
Passport
Bookmark
Fan
Inane Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The cosmos and the course of human existance. That and naked ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing hot yoga, eating sushi, and saving myself for what will likely be a wild Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big deal in two seperate places on the internet.
You should message me if
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