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MajorShenanigans

28 Somerville, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile!

If you’ve made it this far, you’ve either already checked out my pictures and think I'm at least relatively handsome enough (thank you), or you put more weight in words and are reading this first. Either way, thank you for being awesome and getting this far!

So, to name a few paradoxes about me, I’m a little random, intense, relaxed, out going, and shy.

As you can probably tell, I play guitar and sing (mostly at open mics). In general, I enjoy performing on stage and have even tried my hand at stand up comedy... for shits and giggles.

Also, disclaimer, I'm wicked nerdy. I make no apologies for this and kind of hope that you're similarly nerdy in some way, shape, or form.

Creative mind and writer by nature, I'm currently working on multiple table top games as my outlet. I also have my MFA in Creative Writing (screenwriting), and intend to complete some of my mom’s stories that she wasn’t able to finish.

I prefer low-key situations, small gatherings, dive bars; Sunday’s over Friday’s; A Netflix binge session over a crowded club. I’m usually down for pretty much any kind of game –

table top games: from Settlers of Catan to Checkers, Poker, Munchkin, Magic, Cards Against Humanity

video games: I typically enjoy ones where I can play with someone else... but that can mean anything from FPS games, to taking turns on a platform game... it's all fun so long as there is some reason for it to be fun.

I also really enjoy playing disc golf. It's just a great way to get out, take a hike, and enjoy life.

Generally, if good people are involved, then it sounds like a good time to me. I’m also big on non-small talk... not to say that I can't handle small talk, but, it's not my forte.

I have lived in NJ, OH, MA, SC, NH, SC, and MA, in that order.
6 tattoos, love bourbon, scotch, and IPA.
I do my best to keep evolving, learning, and growing.
And for you Meyers-Briggs fans, I’m an INFJ… this article does a fun job of decoding that (some more accurately than others, but it's a basic idea and mostly true):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/drewr8/31-infj-problems-demz
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in phase 2 of launching a table top game company. Care to play test?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Corny dad jokes...

It must be tough for a woman going through her OKC inbox to find a decent message... it's like finding a needle in a hey-stack :) http://i.imgur.com/oEhVvjZ.gif

listening, helping with problems, writing, contextual/situational humor, super smash bros. N64 version, cooking (when I have someone to cook for, otherwise I don't usually go too fancy).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to say it's my strikingly handsome face and cheerful disposition, but I'd have to guess it's either my glasses or my beard.

I've also been told that I seem like a person that can see the beauty in most situations... but that might not be a "first thing" thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's see... to name a few...

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Giver, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Golden Compass (and His Dark Materials in genera, truly one of the best series of books ever), The Tao of Pooh, Hamlet, the hunger games series.

Movies: Stranger Than Fiction, The Invention of Lying, The Usual Suspects, Lucky Number Slevin, Serenity, Love Actually, Ratatouille.

Shows: Dr. Who, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Firefly, Friends, Breaking Bad, Community, House of Cards, Pushing Daisies, Chuck, Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

Music: The Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mumford and Sons, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Ani Difranco, Pink Floyd, and in general classic rock and current alt. rock (along with at least a mild appreciation for just about all types of music).

Food: Pretty much all food is good food... I've been on a recent sushi kick... And I'll almost never turn down a good burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Non-Material: Family, Friends, Conversation, Alone Time, Creativity, Love (in all senses of what that holds).

Material: Guitar, Computer, Card/Board Games, Phone, Kindle, Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything... There really are no general categories of/ reoccurring thoughts that go through my head, I just think a lot relative to what's up at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll say I can (quite shamelessly) be a homebody. I enjoy hanging out with friends, playing games, enjoying some drinks, laughs, and an easy end to the week... That being said, I'm also up for going out - playing pool, karaoke, trivia, cover bands, drinks at a dive bar, movies, or anything else that might seem cool/fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got both the hey-stack joke and accompanying gif from reddit :/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if!
- There were things in my profile that gave you this reaction. http://i.imgur.com/7WpF4NC.gif
- You're looking for someone that you can share some of your interests/hobbies with and vice versa.
- You like any one (or all) of the following: Dr. Who, Joss Whedon creations, board games (both simple and really involved), Magic The Gathering, Zombie related stuff, trivia, bowling, shooting pool, disc golf, corny jokes, Call of Duty, or super smash bros. n64... I know in the end none of that stuff really matters, but it could be a start to a beautiful friendship at least.
- You enjoy conversations ranging from politics and religion, to zombie survival tactics and food.
- You're looking for an eventual best friend that you can enjoy sexy-fun playtime with (http://i.imgur.com/hJxHAVG.gif link SFW). I mean, there are no guarantees that I'm going to be that eventual best friend, but I'm not a random hook-up type guy (quasi-old-fashioned... courtship, chivalry, and what not), so that's what I'm looking for.
- You made it this far and you're still reading with some level of curiosity.

Lastly, I like to put a random-ish video here and change it up from time to time, so... thanks to the Netflix series - Sense 8 (fucking phenomenal) I am currently obsessed with this blast from the past - 4 Non-Blondes - What's Up... but this may be the most adorable cover I have ever seen... Frankly put, I am still not sure if I want kids or not... but if I do have them, something like this is definitely going to fucking happen!
https://youtu.be/bqyXViDPBXw
#parentingdoneright