I'm messy. I rarely know where anything is. I make up for it by only losing my own stuff. Other people's valuables are apparently more important to me than my own.
I work out a lot. I eat really healthy. I like to state my opinions so they sound like facts. Dogs are better than cats.
I can build a campfire, make conversation with just about anyone, and put my feet on my head in two different directions. I think that pretty much makes me a catch, don't you?