I'm an overeducated underpaid southern girl who some how wound up in a super small town in Vermont. In the winter time I'm in hell, but man, these New England summers are outstanding.
I'm messy. I rarely know where anything is. I make up for it by only losing my own stuff. Other people's valuables are apparently more important to me than my own.
I work out a lot. I eat really healthy. I like to state my opinions so they sound like facts. Dogs are better than cats.
I can build a campfire, make conversation with just about anyone, and put my feet on my head in two different directions. I think that pretty much makes me a catch, don't you?

Hanging from the air, stretching on the ground, teaching people to fly, learning to fall with style, traveling the country, training in the same gym day after day, and partying as hard as I can with the knowledge I'll be doing pull-ups at 9 am the next morning. I'm a professional circus artist... It actually says so on my business card.

Saying EXACTLY what's on my mind at any given moment (this is both a blessing and a curse).
Scrabble.
Egyptian Rat Slap.
Not giving up.

I'm blonde. I have developed shoulder muscles. Usually some part of my body is bruised. I have a weird tooth (it's a fake from a boating accident I was in when I was 12, it's not like, gold capped or falling out of my mouth or anything).

Recently, I've gotten really sick of explaining my circus career to people, so when they comment about my shoulders, I either say I'm training to be an MMA fighter or that I'm preparing my body for the zombie apocalypse.

Desert Island Selection:
Still Life with Woodpecker,
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare,
Philadelphia Story,
Pulp Fiction,
The Daily Show (every day)
The Walking Dead (every week)
30 Rock (every time),
Lil Wayne (warm weather)
Regina Spektor (cold weather)
the music my friends make (any weather),
pancakes with dark chocolate covered blueberries (morning)
a nice slab of meat (noon and night).

I also really like comedies- Parks and Recreation, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia- my new favorite is The League. SO good.

And movies/tv shows about mobsters- The Sopranos (I've seen every episode more than once), Goodfellas, The Godfather... etc.

my work, protein shakes, summer time, any alcohol the starts with the letter W, the current generation of female comedians on television, Dan Savage podcasts.

What I'm doing next, food, handstands, stretching, food.
Also, I spend a lot of time wishing I had a dog.

There is no typical Friday night.

In high school, my best friend and I used to play this game where we would figure out the order we would eat everyone in our group of friends if we were all stranded on a desert island.
I haven't seen that friend in almost two years. I miss her.

Message me if (AND ONLY IF) you provide, in your message, a recipe for something delicious.

I also have a great boyfriend, some of you may have missed that fact. If you think you're more awesome than he is, I invite you to prove it, but I gotta warn ya'll, he's pretty awesome.