Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit about me: I'm messy. I rarely know where anything is. I make
up for it by only losing my own stuff. Other people's valuables are
apparently more important to me than my own.
I work out a lot. I eat really healthy. I like to state my opinions
so they sound like facts. Dogs are better than cats.
I can build a campfire, make conversation with just about anyone,
and put my feet on my head in two different directions. I think
that pretty much makes me a catch, don't you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging from the air, stretching on the ground, teaching people to
fly, learning to fall with style, traveling the country, training
in the same gym day after day, and partying as hard as I can with
the knowledge I'll be doing pull-ups at 9 am the next morning. I'm
a professional circus artist... It actually says so on my business
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying EXACTLY what's on my mind at any given moment (this is both
a blessing and a curse).
Egyptian Rat Slap.
Not giving up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm blonde. I have developed shoulder muscles. Usually some part of
my body is bruised. I have a weird tooth (it's a fake from a
boating accident I was in when I was 12, it's not like, gold capped
or falling out of my mouth or anything).
Recently, I've gotten really sick of explaining my circus career to
people, so when they comment about my shoulders, I either say I'm
training to be an MMA fighter or that I'm preparing my body for the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Desert Island Selection:
Still Life with Woodpecker,
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare,
The Daily Show (every day)
The Walking Dead (every week)
30 Rock (every time),
Lil Wayne (warm weather)
Regina Spektor (cold weather)
the music my friends make (any weather),
pancakes with dark chocolate covered blueberries (morning)
a nice slab of meat (noon and night).
I also really like comedies- Parks and Recreation, The Office, It's
Always Sunny in Philadelphia- my new favorite is The League. SO
And movies/tv shows about mobsters- The Sopranos (I've seen every
episode more than once), Goodfellas, The Godfather... etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my work, protein shakes, summer time, any alcohol the starts with
the letter W, the current generation of female comedians on
television, Dan Savage podcasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing next, food, handstands, stretching, food.
Also, I spend a lot of time wishing I had a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In high school, my best friend and I used to play this game where
we would figure out the order we would eat everyone in our group of
friends if we were all stranded on a desert island.
I haven't seen that friend in almost two years. I miss her.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if (AND ONLY IF) you provide, in your message, a recipe
for something delicious.*
*I'm sick of this "hey what's up?" "how are you?" unoriginal
uninspired messaging. I asked for a recipe, I want a recipe. I'm
mean what I say, if you can't handle that, there are plenty of
other beautiful women out there with very different preferences in
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