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S_M_Grumbles

25 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a self-diagnosed nerd who loves food, coffee, enthralling books, video games, robotics, design, movies, tasty beer, sarcasm, and oxford commas.

I grew up outside of Halifax, NS and went to Dalhousie University in the city to study Engineering. While there I ran around doing the foolish things teenagers do and either getting too little or too much sleep. After I graduated I decided I needed a change of pace and so I moved to Montreal to pursue a life of hedonism.

I tend to be silly, talkative when I want to be, and ocasionally a little crass. I'm equally enthusiastic about adventures to see mysterious shows or another long night spent rambling with friends about everything from world politics to which particular '90s cartoon theme song perfectly defined our childhood. I also love run-on sentences.

In case you don't make it down that far, message me if you've got something fun or interesting to chat about. I am, if you were going to ask, doing just fine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making silly faces? Fixing your router? Bumping into inanimate objects?

I am a skillful man.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncanny resemblance to Captain America.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ah! Books! I have a lot of favourites, I tend to occupy the Sci-fi/Fantasy genres pretty reliably. I love The Gentlemen Bastards series, Greg Bear, The Uplift Trilogy, Miles Vorkosigan Series, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and many more that I can't remember off the top of my head. In the non-fiction area I tend to love books by some of my favourite scientists. The Demon-Haunted World and Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman
are some obvious examples of this.

I have been told many times that I'm woefully ignorant of a huge section of classix films and I'm slowly working on fixing that. I love Miyazaki movies, Akira, Catch Me If You Can, Terminator 2, Drive, Cabaret, Fight Club, Almost Famous, Gattaca, and the list goes on. I have an ever-present weakness for Disney, Pixar, and Tarantino films.

Current shows: Sherlock, Adventure Time, Star Trek TNG, Firefly, Archer, and Top Gear.

Music! I know it's the common answer but I do tend to be all over the place, my music collection contains everything from bluegrass, to glitch-hop , to indy-rock. Some of my favourite bands are: Aesop Rock, Arcade Fire, Amanda Palmer, The Black Keys, The Cat Empire, Dragonette, Hard-Fi, Hey Rosetta!, Iron & Wine, Ok Go, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Yeasayer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Narcissism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I find people really interesting, I tend to think about how weird/awesome they are a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At one of my close friends' apartment hanging out, drinking some craft beer, smoking some sisha, and just talking or watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I have a hard time relating to people I don't know very well, it can make me come across as shy or cold. I warm up considerably as I get more comfortable.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to meet new friends and help me explore this lovely city. As my questions suggest, I am poly, sex-positive, and open; I strongly suggest that if you plan on winning my tiny little robot heart, you share the same beliefs. I also know a lot about robots, people like robots, right?