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39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm a beast. work a holic, only because its absolutely necessary. i was born in the best year to be a man 74.

i'm not happy but i'm not sad

2014 New answer: It has been a while for me on this site and I can't believe I'm still on this site.

Maybe a bit more honesty will help.

First of all, see that big nose and curly hair in my pics, guess what, I AM NOT A JEW, all you Jewish girls who have to marry a Jew, keep it moving, unless you are covered in tats and could care less about Judaism, get lost and stop wasting my time that's JDATE. Same for Brazilian women, yeah you're all kinda sexy but that whole "talk to you later" attitude makes me sick and beside that 90 percent of Brazilian women turn into Portuguese men by the time they hit 35 (they actually grow dicks) so no thanks. Everyone else is super cool.

I own a cafe, and I've worked everyday like a fucking dog for the past 4 years, I'm the cook/chef if you wanna be nice. But basically I'm a high school guidance counselor who doubles his pay as lunch lady. Listening to crying adults who are upset we don't have almond milk or slaves chained to their desk wondering why oh why the seamless web order is taking so long. Oblivious to the fact that they are selfish slobbering idiots who weren't even raised by anything except the birth of reality TV.

Let's not forget my instagramming illiterate employees that only communicate thru texting, and or sexting. My next restaurant, all men will get a female waitress and automatically get her number so they can text her their order, and then try to fuck her thru texting later, same goes for women, gays, lesbians, trannys, and the list goes on and on.
What I’m doing with my life
Owner of a small soho gourmet sandwich shop, skateboard deliveries. maybe open up another or just lay back and chill until my lease is up, then on to the next adventure.

2014 new answer. Working. Waiting. Paying bills like an Olympian, Being kind to my elders, and never giving anyone any shit about anything.
I’m really good at
Having an overall respect for this twisted world. I like to think i am good lover, worker, and friend. I'm really good at accepting people for who they are and working with them to get along, last thing I wanna do is change someone or be changed, just accepted.

2014 new answer. Sex, seriously I can guarantee I'm not here to get laid, but from what I hear you'll never be the same again. I work a lot so I'm a marathon man.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, thin, kinky hair, stylish, i've been told my eyes smile, and mom always says I'm handsome

2014 new answer. "Wow you're tall, you dress really well, you smell like the best pot, I love your shoes"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Are magazines books? I love movies, no commercial t.v ever, including sports. People wish they had my taste in music. I also love food.

2014 new answer. I watch netflix when I can, no commercial tv and no sports ever. I do not watch porno either it corrupts the brain.

My taste in music is still, and always will be the best, better than yours, that's for sure. It actually makes people jealous and creates feelings. Way to sexy for a long dumb list.

I don't really read, I can.. I just don't.
The six things I could never do without
Ice coffee
My wit.

2014 new answer. Weed, I'm high all day and night, most people don't even know, I hate talking about pot and all the grade school shit that goes along with it, just get it in me.
People to listen to my relatable stories
Feet, I stand all day and all night so I need em, plus I am obsessed w footwear. Not only my own.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
this city and it's evils
this city and all its wonders

my existence in this city


2014 new answer. How to help the people around me become better people, it's difficult as I'm still trying to figure myself out, but I guess the distraction puts it all into a better perspective.

Relationships, not only w opposite sex but with friends. How so much work needs to happen for things to work, boundaries and time are such a huge factor.

Sometimes I wonder if having a lover or being in love is even necessary at all. I know I want to be in love simply because I once was and remember that feeling, but the responsibilities seem outlandish. ie: I've already waited for a table at Balthazar and watched you shop around soho, I could give a fuck about Sunday brunch cause I cook Sunday brunch, go with your friends and bring me back a donut. But when you come back you've got to be excited to see your tall sweaty man slaving over a hot stove bending moving and shaking that food out the door controlling the whole business, and it's got to turn you on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I want.

I get drunk on Monday so Friday means nothing except get some rest. Fridays pizza nite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me anything, as much as i care and don't care what people think, my grandma always taught me honesty.

2014 new answer. I hate one of my parents, guess which one?

I was having sex with this notorious slut and she said something like my god it's like I feel it in my throat. That's pretty private.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want. Casual sex is great, most of us can get laid any night at some trashy bar, but who wants love without the looks.

2014 New answer. You think you can deal with my lifestyle, you need and want attention from a real man not afraid to say something's fucked up when it is, also if you look good in a bikini cause this guy needs a trip to Miami real soon, and I'm not going alone.