i'm not happy but i'm not sad
2014 New answer: It has been a while for me on this site and I can't believe I'm still on this site.
Maybe a bit more honesty will help.
First of all, see that big nose and curly hair in my pics, guess what, I AM NOT A JEW, all you Jewish girls who have to marry a Jew, keep it moving, unless you are covered in tats and could care less about Judaism, get lost and stop wasting my time that's JDATE. Same for Brazilian women, yeah you're all kinda sexy but that whole "talk to you later" attitude makes me sick and beside that 90 percent of Brazilian women turn into Portuguese men by the time they hit 35 (they actually grow dicks) so no thanks. Everyone else is super cool.
I own a cafe, and I've worked everyday like a fucking dog for the past 4 years, I'm the cook/chef if you wanna be nice. But basically I'm a high school guidance counselor who doubles his pay as lunch lady. Listening to crying adults who are upset we don't have almond milk or slaves chained to their desk wondering why oh why the seamless web order is taking so long. Oblivious to the fact that they are selfish slobbering idiots who weren't even raised by anything except the birth of reality TV.
Let's not forget my instagramming illiterate employees that only communicate thru texting, and or sexting. My next restaurant, all men will get a female waitress and automatically get her number so they can text her their order, and then try to fuck her thru texting later, same goes for women, gays, lesbians, trannys, and the list goes on and on.