Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe you can learn a lot about a person knowing what her ideal
day would include. (Though, I must admit, I squeeze the majority of
these activities into nearly every day!)
On a mid-summer, beautiful, hot, sunny day, I would go to a boot
camp class, then teach a boot camp class, make an amazing vegan
breakfast which would probably resemble dinner more than breakfast,
take a walk with my parents, sisters and friends, followed by yoga
with them all and lunch, spend the afternoon throwing the football,
juggling the soccer ball, playing beach volleyball, swimming in the
lake, writing in my journal or working on a new piece, reading a
great memoir, and, of course, giving and getting massages and arm
tickles, shower and nap and snuggle with my cat and pug and of
course a sexy, intelligent, confident man, and then finish the day
off cooking dinner for my family and friends and forcing them all
on bikes to explore the city, stopping for a local comedy show
(like Esther's Follies) and to hang and dance in a couple random
bars. I'd get to sleep by 11pm because everyone knows I crash hard
at night. :).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
throwing the football, rollerskating (quads, not skates), eating
delicious vegan meals, writing books, taking naps, parallel
parking, laughing 'til my abs get sore, making people laugh
(typically AT me), massaging, taking less time to get showered and
ready than most men, catching things, like grapes, in my mouth,
turning most anything into a sexual joke/innuendo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. Then my energy. Then my honesty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. rollerskates (quads, not blades)
4. summer dresses and sweatpants (in warm weather, it's summer
dresses; in cold weather, it's sweatpants or spandex. I like being
7. fresh, healthy foods, in particular hummus, watermelon, grapes,
avocados, nut butters
(I wanted to list 7, though 6 is a great number. It was my ice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things my dad has said to me that day.
DAD: I used to be a drag queen; now I'm just a drama queen....You
know what, I didn't say that because I don't care to see that on
DAD: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Headed to a huge house party soon.
DAD: Yeah, don't do anything I wouldn't.
Me: What would you do?
DAD: Maybe drink a beer, laugh a little, look cool...if only I
looked how I did in that picture your mother took in my early 30s,
when I'd walk in all the women would say, 'Oh he's hot, hot, hot.'
Now they'd just say, 'Not, not, not.'
DAD: I'm going to get a pedicure.
Me:I pity the person who has to clean your feet.
DAD: I bring a bottle to collect the toe jam.
Me: What about the dead skin?
DAD: That's a separate bottle...the toe jam has a lot of bacteria,
Me: You don't even know how to say it properly. probiotics.
DAD: Yeah, whatever.
Me: "I'm not attracted to him. He's overly buff. Like, he has
bigger boobs than I do."
DAD: "Oh, he's like me. You should like him."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I peed the bed 'til I was 10. I know, sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a tall (I can't do short), handsome, extremely
affectionate, athletic, active, emotionally open, witty man who
loves to adorn a woman with flowers and kisses.
I'm not looking for pen pals or hookups. Been dating way too long
to not be straightforward.
I like super driven, successful men. They say you look for a man
like your father; go figure! Ha
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