Update: i'd love to meet you, person who reported my picture not realizing that I actually was in each and every one. Thanks. Way to make me feel welcome in Dallas. Working on a new set, and they will be better and radder.
Recent Dallas transplant seeks friends, coconspirators, and those that appreciate the oxford comma for outings, hijinks, and general tomfoolery as I learn my new digs, and plot the occasional make-out session. I work hard and play harder, and have never been accused of taking myself too seriously. I have a high profile job...if I think we might click I am happy to send you some clear pictures. Message me! You know you wanna...
What I’m doing with my life
Rhyming and stealing. Being the Osiris of this shit.
I’m really good at
Walking in between raindrops. Sleeping. Being that guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I never get bored of being the smartest guy in the room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Salinger, Fitzgerald, Wolfe, Moore, Palahniuk.
PT Anderson, Wes Anderson, Gondry, Kubrick
The Wire, 6 ft Under, American Horror Story
BRMC. BJM. BRITPOP. SKA. ROCKSTEADY. RAVE UP.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to go out on dates. See a movie. Communicate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Buy me a drink and I'll tell you. Maybe even truthfully.
You should message me if
You like to have fun! You don't take yourself too seriously. You
have amazing eyes. You are a superlative kisser.