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Saehatha

29 M Vine Grove, KY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have flower-envy. I just want to put down roots, grow in the sun, and celebrate the seasons.

Nothing I could put here, would compare to the live show. Words are just flat lies, and bullshit makes the flowers grow.

It's 5:23 do you know where your Fnord is?
What I’m doing with my life
Professional musician, amateur artist ( saehatha.deviantart.com ). Recently received an honorary Doctor of Metaphysics degree, and named Pope Malaclypse the Youngest by the Discordian Society. Even more recently moderator for ok cupid.
I’m really good at
Entertaining people. Conversation and music
The first things people usually notice about me
The light bent by my magnetic field when my abstract waves of consciousness become subjective particles of experience.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Principia Discordia, anything by Robert Anton Wilson, Ray Bradbury, or Aliester Crowley. The Book of Eris, and my all time favorite The Book of Uterus. No matter how many times, it's always entertaining.

I don't really watch tv. But I've enjoyed shows like supernatural and American horror story. I watch web shows like spirit science, pair'o'dime shift, and foamy the squirrel. Movies I enjoy a great variety, and with music I'm a dreadful snob.

I like golden delicious apples, Italian and Mexican food, and I'd rather cook a meal than go out to eat. Because of my beliefs as a Discordian I am forbidden to eat hot dog buns, unless it's on a Friday, or I just feel like doing it.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, coffee, conversation, cuddling, and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cthulhu, if unicorns aren't real is a thought about a unicorn a real thought? If you imagine a purple cow, does it then exist? How much sense would the whole world make if god is a crazy woman? Who is the master that makes the grass green? How awesome is the mantis shrimp? Seriously, the most badass creature on earth!
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere behind a guitar in the bright lights singing my heart out to a bunch of drunk people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This entire profile is in Spanish when you're not looking.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Since you've read this far, I will reward you with honesty and be real for a moment. I want someone to talk to, someone to share time with and laugh together. I want a relationship with someone I'm actually attracted to, who treats me with kindness and respect. Someone who wants love and won't run away at the first sign of genuine emotion. Someone who wants something real. And yes, someone to have amazing passionate sex with. But it can't just be anyone, I'm a man not a dog. I'm secure in myself, and have the stability to do as I please. So if you like the sound of that, you have self respect and can carry a conversation, then message me. I reply often but rarely message first.