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30 Tacoma, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 9
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am one of the most loyal people you will find and stick by my friends to a fault.
I love music and if i could, i would learn to mix and master music, and start a record label.
I can get real loud the more into a conversation i get. This is a good indication of my interest level in a conversation. More importantly, don't get scared if i get loud, most of the time I don't even notice the volume change.
I've been told I'm smart and funny once you give me a chance. I also have a terrible habit of listening when women speak.

I love a well told story.

I'm also not very good at announcing
things about myself. You want to know, just ask. I have nothing to hide.
I'm a nice guy until you prove beyond a doubt to be an idiot, then i have no patience.

I worked on the road at renaissance festivals for the past two years. I worked in kitchens and also hocked things by heckling people. The more i made people laugh, the more money i made. I can get your attention if i need to despite my ability to project.

Now i am in a new chapter in my life. I moved to Tacoma for a more stable job in medical repair. Im looking for new contacts and friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from Florida State University with a BA in History a couple years ago.
Now i am looking for stability as i make a new life in Tacoma.
I spend my time playing table top games, enjoying the outdoors and reading.
I am looking for a new place that allows dogs because I'm starting to lose my mind without one. If you have one I can use as surrogate for now that would be great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome. Board games. Using my imagination. Reading, writing, and arithmetic (spelling not included). Singing banging covers of banging songs. Taking things apart with my mind!

I also have an unhealthy love of tea. I've considered someday opening a tea shop somewhere, but the where and how are still far away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height- my light bulb changing skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; I'm a big fan of Neil Gaimon and Terry Pratchet. i like the writing of Haruki Murakami, and people who make source books for RPG's.
Top 5 Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, Amélie, Bon Cop Bad Cop, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
My music collection is vast and long, and all-encompassing. Top 5 Favorite artisits: The Beatles, Cake, Tom Waits, Iron Horse and Vampire Weekend
Food: I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My External hard drive
My Nook
and pasta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to cook better eggs. The C Major scale. How the undead can be lovable. ways to build mechanical advantages into my and other people's everyday life.

I also can't fathom why everyone on this site is completely devoid of conversation skills despite everyone saying otherwise. The trick is real easy people: I say a collection of somethings, then you respond to one or more of my somethings with your very own somethings. Rinse. Repeat ad nauseam. If you don't respond no one will talk to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeding my unyielding Netflix addiction with a bomber in hand. Watching hockey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The one woman who has contacted me first became one of my best friends.
I'm also a terrible speller, like terible.
You should message me if
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If you exist. After a couple days of sending out ten different messages and receiving nothing in return I have concluded that if your profile is even remotely interesting and you can be considered attractive you are either A a creation of OKC to keep people like me using the site, B inundated with "yo" and "sup?" so much that you unilaterally delete everything or C had someone else wrote your profile and actually have no idea how communication works despite EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS SITE complaining about just that. After I read a profile I like I mention something we have in common and then a question. When you respond with three words that tells me you don't care at all.

So you know what? You should message me if you understood all the words in my aforementioned rant and think you can prove me wrong.