Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am one of the most loyal people you will find and stick by my
friends to a fault.
I love music and if i could, i would learn to mix and master music,
and start a record label.
I can get real loud the more into a conversation i get. This is a
good indication of my interest level in a conversation. More
importantly, don't get scared if i get loud, most of the time I
don't even notice the volume change.
I've been told I'm smart and funny once you give me a chance. I
also have a terrible habit of listening when women speak.
I love a well told story.
I'm also not very good at announcing
things about myself. You want to know, just ask. I have nothing to
I'm a nice guy until you prove beyond a doubt to be an idiot, then
i have no patience.
I worked on the road at renaissance festivals for the past two
years. I worked in kitchens and also hocked things by heckling
people. The more i made people laugh, the more money i made. I can
get your attention if i need to despite my ability to
Now i am in a new chapter in my life. I moved to Tacoma for a more
stable job in medical repair. Im looking for new contacts and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from Florida State University with a BA in History a
couple years ago.
Now i am looking for stability as i make a new life in
I spend my time playing table top games, enjoying the outdoors and
I am looking for a new place that allows dogs because I'm starting
to lose my mind without one. If you have one I can use as surrogate
for now that would be great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome. Board games. Using my imagination. Reading, writing,
and arithmetic (spelling not included). Singing banging covers of
banging songs. Taking things apart with my mind!
I also have an unhealthy love of tea. I've considered someday
opening a tea shop somewhere, but the where and how are still far
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height- my light bulb changing skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; I'm a big fan of Neil Gaimon and Terry Pratchet. i like the
writing of Haruki Murakami, and people who make source books for
Top 5 Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects,
Amélie, Bon Cop Bad Cop, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
My music collection is vast and long, and all-encompassing. Top 5
Favorite artisits: The Beatles, Cake, Tom Waits, Iron Horse and
Food: I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My External hard drive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to cook better eggs. The C Major scale. How the undead can be
lovable. ways to build mechanical advantages into my and other
people's everyday life.
I also can't fathom why everyone on this site is completely devoid
of conversation skills despite everyone saying otherwise. The trick
is real easy people: I say a collection of somethings, then you
respond to one or more of my somethings with your very own
somethings. Rinse. Repeat ad nauseam. If you don't respond no one
will talk to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeding my unyielding Netflix addiction with a bomber in hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The one woman who has contacted me first became one of my best
I'm also a terrible speller, like terible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you exist. After a couple days of sending out ten different
messages and receiving nothing in return I have concluded that if
your profile is even remotely interesting and you can be considered
attractive you are either A a creation of OKC to keep people like
me using the site, B inundated with "yo" and "sup?" so much that
you unilaterally delete everything or C had someone else wrote your
profile and actually have no idea how communication works despite
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS SITE complaining about just that. After
I read a profile I like I mention something we have in common and
then a question. When you respond with three words that tells me
you don't care at all.
So you know what? You should message me if you understood all the
words in my aforementioned rant and think you can prove me wrong.
Who are you looking for?
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