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SafetyLast

29 F Queens Village, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i'm sort of the girl next door, if the girl next door is generally sarcastic, sporadically energetic, and relatively nerdy. I basically vacillate between Kim Pine and... i don't know, a more enthusiastic and adventurous fictional character.

i've been seeing someone pretty steadily, but we're not in a monogamous or primary situation. please note that i'm really not looking for casual sex hook-ups, though. so if you're cool with short-term dating and/or a potential primary relationship, consider dropping me a line.

that said, between my new job, relationship, and trying to move, i don't have much energy for dating. apologies if i ignore messages for a bit.
What I’m doing with my life
for fun: dreaming up and then procrastinating on various arts and craft projects. currently in the pipeline: concept art for a friend's video game.

for sustenance: trying to learn how to cook better, but i fall back on simple stuff like stir fry and omeletes and guacamole a lot. and also cookies.

for dollars: taught rhetoric & composition to college freshman for a little while. now i help produce content for a digital academic archive, and i've just started working for a nerd-culture news & review site in more or less the heart of Manhattan. everything's coming up Milhouse!
I’m really good at
whistling, baking muffins, making things that resemble art, winning MarioKart races, describing onomatopoeic sounds, referencing things that no one's ever heard of, willfully ending phrases with prepositions, deciphering IKEA pictographs, inventing stuff as i go along, maintaining parallel structure.
The first things people usually notice about me
red hair, tiny stature, and/or the ridiculous cartoon faces i am constantly making.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: die hard, ghostbusters, mon oncle, rushmore, the shining
tv: archer, community, extras, peep show, simpsons seasons 1-10 (or 3-8 if i'm being an even bigger snob)
music: arcade fire, blur, david bowie, modest mouse, yelle
books: atonement, catch-22, mother night, mrs frisby & the rats of NIMH, a visit from the goon squad
foodstuffs: apples and apple-related comestibles, pizza, tea, thai curry, vegetarian shepherd's pie
The six things I could never do without
pencils (but not the mechanical kind)
apples
a decent pair of jeans
a pillow that is neither too firm nor too soft
my cat, Molloy
hairpins to get my stupid bangs out of my face
I spend a lot of time thinking about
communication and narrative styles.
On a typical Friday night I am
making dinner, playing video games, drinking with friends, discussing the finer points of perspective drawing, telling amusing anecdotes, reading novels, doodling, cleaning, wandering. (or some combination thereof.)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've got something interesting to talk about.

PRO TIP: asking some basic variation of "what's up?" is not interesting.