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aduirne_

44 Baltimore, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wait, let me guess- you're laid back, down to earth, and you love to laugh and have fun right? Do you also like going out and staying in? I bet you do. And you want someone drama free...(the guys who say that actually love drama and orchestrate it quite well in my experience).

Ahem...

Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity.

I dream of going to the Outer Hebrides. I want to see Skara Brae and climb Dunadd again.

I want to learn to weld, sew, knit, and speak Gaelic.

(Recently have begun to learn Gaelic.)

When in the mood, I paint my car, the walls, and furniture. I read, snuggle with dogs, nap, drink tea, worry about my perennials, use too many ellipses, and wish I could listen to all the Radio4 programs ever made.

I like to work out- and by "work out" I mean take naps.

I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that.

I've got a weakness for big, bearded, geeky guys and it is annoying how that is a thing now.

Someone suggested stating exactly what one wants on one's profile. The thing is, that changes for me. I'd prefer a long term relationship with someone who "gets" me. However, I'm realistic about how remote that possibility is and in the meantime I'm having a pretty great life as a single person. I don't need someone to complete me. It would just be great to snuggle with someone besides my four legged companions.

I miss OKC journals so much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a kickass special educator. I love what I do and I can't imagine doing anything else.

Dog wrangling.

Losing my reading glasses.

Watching Ancient Aliens for comedic purposes.

Attempting to make things in my crockpot and eating better. I miss Five Guys.

Herding dust bunnies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accumulating books, noticing the absurd, subversive craft projects, avoiding crowds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and this seems to scare most guys.

I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: yes please- lots and lots...mostly history and historical fiction, or books on how to help kids read gooder. I've also recently gotten into medieval mysteries.

Movies: I'm a sucker for all the 80s movies that have entered our collective consciousness like the original Star Wars trilogy, brat pack flicks, Bladerunner (director's cut), old ones like Casablanca, Breakfast At Tiffany's, and Gone With The Win (Yankees at Tara!)

Shows: on a UK crime kick: Foyle's War, Broadchurch, Hinterland. I also love The IT Crowd, Psych (RIP to both of those), The Mindy Project, The Daily Show (where I get my news when not listening to NPR or BBC World Service) and reruns of Law and Order.

Music: Kate Rusby is my savior. It used to be Morrissey when I was 19. Sometimes it was Shane McGowan. If you didn't have to google those, we should talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, friends, tea, coffee, podcasts from across the pond, comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many guys still pull the fade away instead of Using Their Words like grownups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.

Catching up on podcasts on my laptop while I embroider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you hate fun.