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aduirne_

44 F Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh fuck it. I just don't care anymore.

I'm not into marathons or bike riding. I'm not fit, I don't watch what I eat, and I'm not "living life to the fullest."

All the people with pictures of themselves in marathons, climbing rocks, and in front of Stonehenge: having pictures of you doing all that shit doesn't make you interesting.

Eclectic, somewhat distracted and tangential, easily amused, (and just as easily annoyed by stupidity and crowds), talkative yet introverted, quirky (or so I'm told) and the rare combination of grumpy cat and a glittery unicorn pooping rainbows.

I'm an avid reader which seems to be a dying breed. That's a shame because we make good partners.

"The worst part about this looming extinction is that readers are proven to be nicer and smarter than the average human, and maybe the only people worth falling in love with on this shallow hell on earth."

I'm also an unabashed liberal and atheist so if you are one of the people who think creationism should be taught in school , guns make us safer and America gooder, and that women have an obligation to sleep with you, keep their legs shaved, or any other outdated bullshit, move on.

My sense of humor and outlook on life can be summed up by this

Matt Inman is my hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out in bookstores, thriftstores, crafty places, libraries, watery places, stone circles, dive bars, old cemeteries, and museums are all pretty fantastic.

I know, I know. I have nothing here about skydiving or working hard and playing hard. Fuck playing hard.

I recently discovered contra dancing and it's a blast
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making fun of lame profile clichés about how "I'm looking for my partner in crime" and "I'm not a player and I'm not into head games."

Guys who say they don't like drama actually get huge hardons when there is drama. They are the drama llamas and they will orchestrate and manipulate situations and people for maximum drama. I've seen it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
 I'm tall. (Don't let the fact that I may be taller than you scare you away.) Let my snark and disdain do that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You really don't care about this section. I should say something about loving Thai and sushi and then name drop some kind of cool hip place to eat here so you know I'm cool and hip. Fuck that. I like Bob Evans.

As for books, guys who are trying to seem edgy always mention Hunter S. Thompson or Bukowski. If they want to sound really smart and well read, they throw in something really long and dense that we all were made to read in high school.

As for me, I like historical fiction. I like books on the Black Death in 14th century Europe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, books, my dogs, white noise (I have tinnitus), sunglasses and sunscreen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think Radiohead is good. Why I still am even on here. This place got sold to Match.com and it has pretty much gone downhill since then. The journals are gone which really, really sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting thrown out of Target for drunk and disorderly behavior. Getting thrown out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bought an R2D2 backpack that lights up and beeps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...the idea of hanging out with a somewhat squishy, sometimes artsy, often witty 40 something chick who wears Converse Allstars a lot really does it for you

...you have nothing else better to do.

...you aren't laid back or down to earth and hate fun.