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45 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Right now things are pretty shitballs in my life. My dad is in hospice so spend most of my free time there. However, I do welcome some pleasant diversions in order to feel human, but please understand that my time is quite limited.

Ahem....quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity. Added bonus: I have my shit pretty much together.

I dream of going to the Outer Hebrides. I want to see Skara Brae and climb Dunadd again.

I want to learn to weld, sew, knit, and speak Gaelic.

It is entirely likely that I won't be learning any of those things because life gets in the way.

When in the mood, I paint my car, the walls, and furniture. I read, snuggle with dogs, nap, drink tea, worry about my perennials, use too many ellipses, and wish I could listen to all the Radio4 programs ever made.

I like to work out- and by "work out" I mean take naps and watch stuff on Netflix.

Sadly, unlike many of on here, I do not skydive, run marathons, eat sushi, rock climb, photograph myself at Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, or the Taj Mahal. I do have a picture of me hanging over the cliff at Dun Aonghasa and if you didn't have to google what that is, we should definitely talk.

I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that.

I've got a weakness for big, bearded, geeky guys and it is annoying how that is a thing now. I am also attracted to younger guys but I don't write to them because I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. Mostly, I find myself attracted to intelligence and people who have something interesting to say besides "hey sexy how RU?"

I miss OKC journals so much.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a kickass special educator. I love what I do and I can't imagine doing anything else.

Losing my reading glasses.

Watching Ancient Aliens for comedic purposes.

Eating healthier. I've lost almost 30 lbs. so far.

Herding dust bunnies.

Trying to use the word "shitweasel" more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accumulating books, noticing the absurd, subversive craft projects, avoiding crowds spending too much time on imgur.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and this seems to scare some people.

I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: yes please- lots and lots...mostly history and historical fiction,. I've also recently gotten into medieval mysteries.

Movies: I'm a sucker for all the 80s movies that have entered our collective consciousness like the original Star Wars trilogy, brat pack flicks, Bladerunner (director's cut), old ones like Casablanca, Breakfast At Tiffany's, and anything with Bette Davis in it.

Shows: on a UK crime kick: Foyle's War, Broadchurch, Hinterland. I also love The IT Crowd, Psych (RIP to both of those), The Mindy Project, The Daily Show (where I get my news when not listening to NPR or BBC World Service) . I'm currently loving the hell out of Endeavor and crushing on a young Inspector Morse. Also, if you haven't seen The Returned (French version) you really should.

Music: Kate Rusby is my savior. It used to be Morrissey when I was 19. Sometimes it was Shane McGowan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You guessed it- books, friends, tea, coffee, podcasts from across the pond, comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My students, lesson plan ideas, when I can travel across the pond again, and books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Visiting with my dad. We don't have much time left together.

Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.

Catching up on podcasts on my laptop while I embroider.

Going out to eat with my guy friend at the Chinese place near us with the magic toilet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you could be the Mulder to my Scully. hate fun. understand that just because I am open to a more casual relationship it does not mean I am into random hookups. You need to stimulate my mind before you do anything else.

You are over your ex and you won't talk about all the really broken people you've dated.