I'm not into marathons or bike riding. I'm not fit, I don't watch what I eat, and I'm not "living life to the fullest."
All the people with pictures of themselves in marathons, climbing rocks, and in front of Stonehenge: having pictures of you doing all that shit doesn't make you interesting.
Eclectic, somewhat distracted and tangential, easily amused, (and just as easily annoyed by stupidity and crowds), talkative yet introverted, quirky (or so I'm told) and the rare combination of grumpy cat and a glittery unicorn pooping rainbows.
I'm an avid reader which seems to be a dying breed. That's a shame because we make good partners.
"The worst part about this looming extinction is that readers are proven to be nicer and smarter than the average human, and maybe the only people worth falling in love with on this shallow hell on earth."
I'm also an unabashed liberal and atheist so if you are one of the people who think creationism should be taught in school , guns make us safer and America gooder, and that women have an obligation to sleep with you, keep their legs shaved, or any other outdated bullshit, move on.
My sense of humor and outlook on life can be summed up by this
Matt Inman is my hero.