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44 Baltimore, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
-Margaret Mead

Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity.

Sadly, I don't love to laugh. I despise fun of any kind. I'm not down to earth, and I'm not into fitness. I think that covers most of the overused profile nonsense I see on here...let me know if I missed any. Oh and I don't sports.

What I want to do: I want to go to the Outer Hebrides. I want to see Skara Brae and climb Dunadd again.

I want to learn to weld, sew, knit, and speak Gaelic.

(Recently have begun to learn Gaelic.)

I want to take a nap.

When February comes, I enter the long dark tea time of the soul (didn't read the book, a friend told me that is what I'm going through and it seemed appropriate).

When I'm in a better mood, I paint my car, the walls, and furniture. I read, snuggle with dogs, nap, drink tea, worry about my perennials, use too many ellipses, and wish I could listen to all the Radio4 programs ever made.

I'm an eclectic mix of sarcasm and deep, soulful longing.

I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that.

I've got a weakness for big, bearded, geeky guys and it is annoying how that is a thing now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching in a resource room. Dog wrangling. Losing my reading glasses. Watching Ancient Aliens for comedic purposes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kicking ass and taking names
The first things people usually notice about me
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As for me, I'm tall. For some reason people feel the need to tell me this in case.

I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: yes please- lots and lots...mostly history and historical fiction

Movies: old ones

Shows: on a UK crime kick: Foyle's War, Broadchurch, Hinterland.

Music: Kate Rusby is my savior. It used to be Morrissey when I was 19. Sometimes it was Shane McGowan. If you didn't have to google those, we should talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, friends, naps, tea, coffee, podcasts from across the pond, comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you meet a vegan who runs marathons, which one will he bore you with first?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.

Catching up on podcasts on my laptop while I embroider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
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