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44 F Baltimore, MD

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Last Online
Today – 4:10pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Responsible adult covered in a hard candy coating of dorky sarcasm and occasional silliness with a soft chewy center.
A bit quirky and tangential sometimes, always an independent and free thinker...and often lost in thought.

I often find myself a paradoxical mix of grumpy cat and a happy unicorn dancing on rainbows. I was told by someone recently "thank you for making work more fun and sparkly." I have worked hard to avoid being jaded by online dating, life, and the challenges I face at work. I find laughing at really weird stuff no one else seems to notice helps tremendously.

I'm an avid reader which seems to be a dying breed. That's a shame because we make good partners.

"The worst part about this looming extinction is that readers are proven to be nicer and smarter than the average human, and maybe the only people worth falling in love with on this shallow hell on earth."

My sense of humor and outlook on life can be summed up by this
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging out in bookstores, thriftstores, crafty places, libraries, watery places, stone circles, dive bars, old cemeteries, and museums are all pretty fantastic.

In real life I am a primary special ed teacher to pay the rent. I start at my new school in the fall and I can't wait.

I recently discovered contra dancing and it's a blast.

I'm also planning a trip to England with my friend. We are going in August.
I’m really good at
thrift shopping for awesome stuff

 being a crazy aunt to my friend's son

 bending young children to my will using puppets and stickers
The first things people usually notice about me
 I'm tall. (Don't let the fact that I may be taller than you scare you away.)

 I drive an artcar.

 I have unnaturally red hair. I was told by a third grader that it
is "the color of a red velvet cupcake."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books Way too much historical fictionwhich means I know odd trivial things about various time periods in European history.

Music Celtic stuff- and lately anything with Azam Ali or Kate Rusby. All time favorites are The Pogues, The Smiths, old U2 and Rush (yes, Rush I've seen them twice in concert and it was amazing)

TV Call The Midwife, TBBT, . Downton Abby, Doc Martin, and Game of Thrones (come on, you know I had to say Game of Thrones. Everybody watches Game of Thrones because of all the cool fights and boobs). I've also been watching MST3K again.

Movies Old ones with people who say "swell" a lot. I especially like movies from the 30s and 40s.
I like the director's cut of Bladerunner...and of course the real Star Wars movies.
The six things I could never do without
1. coffee (iced or hot)
2. sunglasses and sunscreen
3. books and my library card
4. friends who are like family
5. my dogs
6. a grail shaped beacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How come more people haven't accepted Lewis Black as their personal lord and savior?
On a typical Friday night I am
In the local Barnes and Noble and moving the bibles to the fantasy or humor section.

Contra dancing at Glen Echo Park if I have the energy.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating