For the record, I am not from the UK, but I was in England for two weeks recently and encountered people who, while polite, were not friendly. At all. The Scottish are friendly. The Irish are friendly. The Welsh are friendly (well sometimes). But Jesus H. Christ, the English acted as if they could barely tolerate anyone who isn't English from breathing the same air. We have a name for that. Douchebaggery. And if you are in the UK reading this and you drive an Audi, you should just die right now of festering boils- especially if you drive on the M4 in the right lane.
I'm a middle aged woman who spends a lot of time with her dogs, hates working out and refuses to do all that running bullshit you people seem to get off on. If you are speaking in code by saying "I live an active life style and I watch what I eat" so that you won't attract fat chicks to your profile- just have the stones to come out and say that you only want someone as self obsessed with her body as you are.
You can "lower your standards" later when shin splints and back pain keep you from running and the anti-inflammatory drugs make you puffy and bloated.
Or maybe you'll get ass cancer and just be happy someone is around when you die.
I don't eat sushi because it makes me want to vomit, I have not been to Japan, and I don't have a frigging picture of me in front of machu picchu because that place is practically in the third world and swarming with smug white douchebags who go so they can brag about it to people at the local wine bar near their converted warehouse/loft in some gentrified/former shithole neighborhood in Baltimore city.
Seriously, if you live in Federal Hill, Canton, or Fells Point, you're an asshole.