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44 Baltimore, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:12pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity.

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where I'm not sweating or freezing my ass off.

Not a delicate flower, not a damsel in distress...more like a mighty oak, a Valkyrie, and sometimes a stubborn nasturtium that flourishes in the cold autumn air. Oh and a Jedi- because lightsabers are fun.

I have an stupid amount of: books, action figures, Halloween decorations, Converse low tops, sharpies, post its, sea shells, and Star Wars t-shirts. Recently, I purchased a boombox with a cassette player because vinyl has become too mainstream.

I drive an artcar that I hand painted. People see it and then assume I'm an artist or an art teacher. I don't have the skills for that and I can't be creative on demand so...

...I'm a special educator who is hoping that all the "rigor" and "standards bases testing" bullshit doesn't destroy the souls of my beloved students. Recently a second grader with autism told me that he "felt sexy" and began twerking. I love my job.

My sense of humor and outlook on life can be summed up by this

Reading matters. To quote John Waters:

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”

~your tattoos, fondness for craft beer, ironic facial hair, rock climbing, and love of sushi do not make you interesting or unique- what's in your head, however just might~
What I’m doing with my life
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Hanging out in bookstores, thriftstores, crafty places, libraries, watery places, stone circles, dive bars, old cemeteries, and museums are all pretty fantastic.

Being klutzy. Recently I began doing Yoga because I have a bad back...and I hurt my back. I've also hurt a rib in my sleep. Jesus, who does that?

I recently discovered contra dancing and it's a blast

Sometimes I think a tumblr highlighting all the clichés I see on here would be a fun project.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I can embroider quite well, I can do a BBC Radio4 historian impression with some accuracy, I also paint things in my apartment, and I can make up songs about mundane things on the spot and perform them as if I am in a musical even though I hate musicals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. For some reason people feel the need to tell me this in case I didn't know. It scares boys away.

I asked a guy friend what his impression of me was and he said that I give off an artsy vibe but without the hand made jewelry and the spacey "oh, that bird sitting on the tree out there is a sign!" kind of nonsense. I call bullshit when I see it and apparently many people find this hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy Middle Eastern and Indian food. Condiments such as ketchup are an affront to god.

Music: If it has uilleann pipes, I like it. Kate Rusby is always playing at work when my students aren't in the room. I also still love The Smiths even though Morrissey is kind of an asshole.

Books: I like historical fiction especially books on the Black Death in 14th century Europe or Tudor England.

TV: I get my comedy from Fox News and my News from The Daily Show.

Podcasts: anything by BBC Radio 4, This American Life, The Infinite Monkey Cage, Radiolab, and Startalk. My new favorite is Serial.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee and books. If you put something like "my iphone" in this section, kill yourself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you meet a vegan who is a marathon runner, which one will he bore you with first?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting thrown out of Target for drunk and disorderly behavior. Getting thrown out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section. (no, I have not done the first thing and I've not been thrown out for the second)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear men's briefs from Kmart because they don't give me wedgies.

I refer to myself in the third person when I talk to my dogs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are SINGLE and the idea of hanging out with a somewhat squishy, sometimes artsy, often witty 40 something chick who has the sense of humor and casual wardrobe of an 11 year old boy appeals to you.

I'm well aware that I'm not everyone's cup of tea and frankly I don't want to be. I've reached a point where I'm okay with my body, my life, and I make no apologies for being myself anymore. Confidence has been a hard won trait.

.. ownership and wearing of kilts are a big plus. are over the ex. want to go contra dancing. do not have a mustache in your profile pictures but you do have a neck. hate fun.