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45 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity. Added bonus: I have my shit pretty much together.

I was on the fence about including the laughter part since every other profile I read says "I love to laugh." duh- doesn't EVERYONE love to laugh? I mean, have you EVER met someone who said, " I hate laughter. I hate fun." Yeah, I didn't think so.

I dream of going to the Outer Hebrides. I want to see Skara Brae and climb Dunadd again.

I want to learn to weld, sew, knit, and speak Gaelic.

It is entirely likely that I won't be learning any of those things because life gets in the way.

When in the mood, I paint my car, the walls, and furniture. I read, snuggle with dogs, nap, drink tea, worry about my perennials, use too many ellipses, and wish I could listen to all the Radio4 programs ever made.

I like to work out- and by "work out" I mean take naps and watch stuff on Netflix.

Sadly, unlike many of on here, I do not:
practice ethical nonmonogamy (I'm just not that hip) skydive, run marathons, eat sushi, rock climb, photograph myself at Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, or the Taj Mahal. I do have a picture of me hanging over the cliff at Dun Aonghasa and if you didn't have to google what that is, we should definitely talk.

I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that.

I've got a weakness for big, bearded, geeky guys and it is annoying how that is a thing now. I tend to be attracted to guys who are really into comicon, get excited about math and coding- even if I'm not really into those things myself...well except for comicon because the people watching is fantastic.

I miss OKC journals so much.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a kickass special educator. I love what I do and I can't imagine doing anything else.

Losing my reading glasses.

Watching Ancient Aliens for comedic purposes.

Eating healthier. I've lost about 25 lbs. so far.

Herding dust bunnies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accumulating books, noticing the absurd, subversive craft projects, avoiding crowds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and this seems to scare most guys.

I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.

I'm adorable in a terribly awkward and dorky way. I just don't have the energy to try and be sexy or cool. Sorry not sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: yes please- lots and lots...mostly history and historical fiction, or books on how to help kids read gooder. I've also recently gotten into medieval mysteries.

Movies: I'm a sucker for all the 80s movies that have entered our collective consciousness like the original Star Wars trilogy, brat pack flicks, Bladerunner (director's cut), old ones like Casablanca, Breakfast At Tiffany's, and Gone With The Wind (Yankees at Tara!)

Shows: on a UK crime kick: Foyle's War, Broadchurch, Hinterland. I also love The IT Crowd, Psych (RIP to both of those), The Mindy Project, The Daily Show (where I get my news when not listening to NPR or BBC World Service) . I'm currently loving the hell out of Endeavor and crushing on a young Inspector Morse.

Music: Kate Rusby is my savior. It used to be Morrissey when I was 19. Sometimes it was Shane McGowan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, friends, tea, coffee, podcasts from across the pond, comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many guys still pull the fade away instead of Using Their Words like grownups.

Why grown ass people use emoticons in their profiles... or even worse LOL. I see that in a profile and I run screaming for the "hide" button. "down to earth and laid back" > emoticons > LOL.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.

Catching up on podcasts on my laptop while I embroider.

Going out to eat with my guy friend at the Chinese place near us with the magic toilet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you could be the Mulder to my Scully. hate fun.

And please in the name of sweet baby Jesus no 20something guys. I'm so over entitled selfish boys who think the whole cougar thing is cool.