Have a job.
I don't need fixing.
Don’t live with my parents!
Have a house. (Well, technically the bank owns it, but someday it will be mine!)
Have my own car.
Don’t do drugs, ever.
Don’t smoke, ever.
Never had a gambling problem, and I lived in Nevada
Never had a drinking problem, and I lived in Nevada
Never done time as a ward of the state. (Knock on wood!)
I'm financially stable.
Not pining after some past love.
Not a momma’s boy.
I didn't post any shirtless pictures of myself!
I didn't take any self portraits of myself using the mirror in my bathroom with the toilet and/or dirty clothes in the background!! You should double check that you didn't either..... I mean really, go check right now!
I won't send you any naked pictures of myself!
I am not married! (I know hard to believe, huh!)
I have never cheated on a significant other.
Been divorced for 13 years. Gotta love Nevada :)
and I come with FLIGHT BENEFITS!!!
Now that that’s out of the way...LOL
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