I Have a great job.
Don’t live with my parents!
Have a house. (Well, technically the bank owns it, but someday it will be mine!)
I'm have a sarcastic, witty, intelligent sense of humor.
Have my own car.
Don’t do drugs, ever.
Don’t smoke, ever.
Never had a gambling problem, and I lived in Nevada :)
Never had a drinking problem, and I lived in Nevada :)
Never done time as a ward of the state. (Knock on wood!)
I'm financially stable.
Not pining after some past love.
Not a momma’s boy.
I didn't post any shirtless pictures of myself!
I also didn't post any selfies taken in my bathroom.
You should check that you haven't either. No really, go check right now!
And if you have one, because it's the best selfie you've ever taken, make sure you at least cleaned the room first....
I am not married or otherwise attached to someone.
I know your thinking 'that's so hard to believe'!'
I've never cheated on a significant other.
Been divorced forever. Gotta love Nevada :))
and I come with FLIGHT BENEFITS!!!
What are you waiting for?