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SailorTrixie

29 Orlando, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm never sure which way to swipe for like/dislike. We'll just pretend like it didn't happen.

I have an unnatural obsession with Jews, gay men and TV shows geared towards tween/teen audiences. Deal with it. I'm a nostalgia junkie! I'm mostly in love with anything from the 40s and 50s but really anything from last century (1920s to mid-90s). Halloween is my Christmas. I love pin-up girls, rockabilly boys, and burlesque. I think if I have a "type" it's somewhere between Opie from Sons of Anarchy and Roger Sterling from Mad Men.

If you ask me "beard or no beard?" Beard. Always. Wins.
Dance has been a major part of my life. I started in ballet when I was 3 and even taught for a few years. Now I do shows whenever I can. The things I enjoy most in life are my friends, stand up comedy, movies, circuses/ sideshow freaks, polka dots, anything nautical/ sailor/ocean related, musical theatre, superheroes, going to conventions, watching kids get hurt, my glue gun, making lists, and playing dress up. If you're not smiling in at least one of your pictures I tend to assume your teeth are rotting out of your face. Seriously, who can't smile at least once? Maybe I have a wild imagination. I work 8 days a week. I believe one day it'll pay off. That's good for now, I guess.

Oh, oh shameless plug- Check me out on Instagram @takeitofftrixie
What I’m doing with my life
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Working way too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Decorating things (I'm pretty much an arts and crafts ninja). Remembering that guy that was in that one movie. Coloring inside the lines. Judging. Performing. Gluing shit to other shit. Eating cereal. Arguing until I win. Playing the kazoo. Remembering where I've seen you before.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sailor hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES:
Inglourious Basterds, The Addams Family(1&2), Blow, Zombieland, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Some Like It Hot, American Graffiti, Big Fish, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Liberty Heights, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Vertigo, Newsies, Moulin Rouge, anything Marvel Cinematic Universe

MUSIC:
The Beatles, Queen, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Elvis, The Beach Boys, Postmodern Jukebox, The Four Seasons, Save Ferris, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Foreigner, Tom Waits, The Baseballs, Cee-Lo, musicals...

TV:
Bates Motel, Daredevil, Sons of Anarchy, AHS, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe, It's Always Sunny, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Degrassi, Daria, Pretty Little Liars, That 70s Show. Mostly amazing shows that got canceled too soon- Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, Smash, Firefly, Bunheads, Veronica Mars, Doll House, Dead Like Me, Dark Angel...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red lipstick, shoes, dance, theater, movies, my glue gun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Musicals/ Being on Broadway. Tony Stark. Dancing. How fucking awesome my life woud be if I could teleport. Shoes. Why people still don't understand the difference between "you're" and "your"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Or at a rehearsal for a show
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've wanted to be Wednesday Addams my whole life. Which means you'll have to compete with my life long crush, Joel Glicker. Good luck with that one.
You should message me if
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Chances are I already hate you? Sometimes people surprise me.