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28 F Kissimmee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:48pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm in that awkward stage in every little girl's life where I don't know if I'd rather have a hot guy with a beard or a sugar daddy entering his midlife crisis.

I have an unnatural obsession with Jews, gay men and TV shows geared towards tween/teen audiences. Deal with it. I'm a nostalgia junkie! I'm mostly in love with anything from the 40s and 50s but really anything from last century (1920s to mid-90s). Halloween is my Christmas. I love pin-up girls, rockabilly boys, and burlesque.

I think the color pink will never go out of style. If you ask me "beard or no beard?" beard always wins. Dance has been a major part of my life. I started in ballet when I was 3 and even taught for a few years. Now I do shows whenever I can. The things I enjoy most in life are my friends, stand up comedy, movies, circuses/ sideshow freaks, polka dots, anything nautical/ sailor/ocean related, musical theatre, superheroes, going to conventions, watching kids get hurt, my glue gun, making lists, and playing dress up. I work 8 days a week. I believe one day it'll pay off. That's good for now, I guess.

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What I’m doing with my life
Working way too much. Dreaming of bigger and better world outside of Orlando.
I’m really good at
Decorating things (I'm pretty much an arts and crafts ninja). Remembering that guy that was in that one movie. Coloring inside the lines. Judging. Performing. Gluing shit to other shit. Eating cereal. Arguing until I win. Playing the kazoo. Remembering where I've seen you before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Inglourious Basterds, The Addams Family(1&2), Blow, Zombieland, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Some Like It Hot, American Graffiti, Big Fish, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Liberty Heights, The Avengers, Vertigo, Newsies, Moulin Rouge...

The Beatles, Queen, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Elvis, The Beach Boys, The Four Seasons, Save Ferris, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Foreigner, Tom Waits, Cee-Lo, musicals...

Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Tosh.0, The Walking Dead, Fringe, SYTYCD, It's Always Sunny, HIMYM, Degrassi, Daria, Pretty Little Liars, That 70s Show. Mostly amazing shows that got canceled too soon- Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, Smash, Bunheads, Veronica Mars, Firefly, Doll House, Dead Like Me, Dark Angel...
The six things I could never do without
Red lipstick, shoes, dance, theater, movies, my glue gun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Musicals/Being on Broadway. Money. Thor. Dancing. Teleportation. Thor. Shoes. Thor.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Probably reading or working on a project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've wanted to be Wednesday Addams my whole life. Which means you'll have to compete with my life long crush, Joel Glicker. Good luck with that one.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Chances are I already hate you.