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SailorTrixie

27 / F / Straight / Single

Kissimmee, Florida

Her Details

Last Online
May 15
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have an unnatural obsession with Jews, gay men and TV shows geared towards tween/teen audiences. Deal with it. I'm a nostalgia junkie! I'm mostly in love with anything from the 40s and 50s but really anything from last century (1920s to mid-90s). Halloween is my Christmas. I love pin-up girls, rockabilly boys, and burlesque.

I think the color pink will never go out of style. Unless you're wearing it as a boy, then you should be hammer punched in the clavicle. If you ask me "beard or no beard?" beard always wins. Dance has been a major part of my life. I started in ballet when I was 3 and even taught for a few years. Now I do shows whenever I can. The things I enjoy most in life are my friends, stand up comedy, movies, circuses/ sideshow freaks, polka dots, anything nautical/ sailor/ocean related, musical theatre, superheroes, going to conventions, watching kids get hurt, my glue gun, making lists, and playing dress up. I work 8 days a week. I believe one day it'll pay off. That's good for now, I guess.

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What I’m doing with my life
Working way too much. Dreaming of bigger and better world outside of Orlando.
I’m really good at
Decorating things (I'm pretty much an arts and crafts ninja). Remembering that guy that was in that one movie. Coloring inside the lines. Judging. Performing. Gluing shit to other shit. Eating cereal. Arguing until I win. Playing the kazoo. Remembering where I've seen you before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES:
Inglourious Basterds, Blow, Zombieland, The Addams Family(1&2), Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Some Like It Hot, American Graffiti, Big Fish, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Liberty Heights, The Avengers, Vertigo, Newsies, Moulin Rouge...

MUSIC:
The Beatles, Queen, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Elvis, The Beach Boys, The Four Seasons, Save Ferris, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Foreigner, Tom Waits, Cee-Lo, musicals...

TV:
Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Smash, Tosh.0, SYTYCD, It's Always Sunny, HIMYM, Degrassi, Daria, Pretty Little Liars, That 70s Show, American Horror Story, Bunheads, Veronica Mars, Dead Like Me...
The six things I could never do without
Glitter, Red lipstick, Shoes, Dance, Movies, Twizzlers (but only srawberry and NOT the pull-n- peel kind).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Musicals/Being on Broadway. Money. Thor. Dancing. Teleportation. Thor. Shoes. Thor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a sleep over with my bestie. That's not weird right? We're both in our late 20s. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've wanted to be Wednesday Addams my whole life. Which means you'll have to compete with my life long crush, Joel Glicker. Good luck with that one.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You look like Thor, Elvis or David Krumholtz. If you enjoy superheros, zombies, theater and/or anything retro. If you can play the guitar, keep a conversation or can make me laugh. If you do not fit into these three categories, we may find something to talk about.

DON'T message me if you want someone "open minded" to hook up with you AND your girlfriend. I'm plenty open minded but I don't need a girlfriend. Thanks. And I don't like to share.

Oh yeah. I hate kids. If your goal in life is to be a dad or you're already a father, probably not your best bet. Call me selfish, but if you "can't live without your son" or your "daughter is your world" all I see is less attention for me. Don't give me any crap about how it's my duty as a woman or how I'll change my mind. If I change my mind it's because you're an EXTREMELY handsome, funny, charming millionaire who's children are already grown. And no, I'm not a gold digger, I'm explaining the exception to the rule