Experimenting with new glasses and new facial hair. It's SCIENCE!

MY CHIN IS NAKED!

Getting crunk at TAM7 in Vegas.

It turns out the sideshow doesn't accept bearded men, only bearded women. And to think I thought our society was no longer sexist!

Skeptical eye for the gullible guy.

The scariest thing you'll find behind a dilapidated wall ever.

This is the most recent picture. It's so recent that it's from five minutes in the future! (Actually this is no longer my most recent picture. I destroyed my hair in an angry rage, cutting it off and burning it and stomping on it for being stupid.)

People often try to strangle me; that's how badly they want me to shut up.

I was trying to look like a character on Deadwood; ended up looking like a pedophile.