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Saint_Sy

25 M Accokeek, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Okay, my last profile sucked...just...so much. I was all, like:

"Oh, look at all the places I've been to! I'm in the military and I play guitar, isn't that cool?"

Past Sy was a jack ass.

Anyway, I'm Sy. Hi.
During the summer I go to North Carolina as often as possible. I can surf a bit, but I mostly skimboard, swim, and play bocce or frisbee. Basically any time I'm not at the beach, I'm playing video games. I played guitar a lot in Seattle, but I don't have it in my new apartment yet. I draw when I get energetic or drunk enough, but I haven't been able to come up with much lately. My friends and I play Magic: The Gathering a lot and I'm really good at poker (as long as it's not acey-deucey or Blackjack). I've begun reading comics, too. My favorite superhero is Spider-Man, but the comic I just started is called "Cowboy Ninja Viking". Seems to be about a schizophrenic bad ass. I think I'm beginning to ramble now...

"What video games do you play, Sy?"

Oh, I'm so glad you asked! My favorite is Shadow of the Colossus. The rest is a blend of Mirror's Edge, L4D, Borderlands, a handful of XBLA games, and a bunch of Super Nintendo games that I replay every year. My general policy is: if it isn't co-op, I better be able to speed-run it. Well, fighters are good too. I was so disappointed with SC5, though. I don't know if I'll ever recover

"Oh....that's, uh....cool, I guess? So uh, what movies do you like?"

My favorites are Gentlemen Broncos, Zoolander, Pirates (1986, starring Walter Matthau), and anything by Guy Ritchie or Miyazaki. I guess horror movies are my real favorites, but I can't say that I have a favorite director, or even movie in that category. I just like them all for different reasons.

"Righhht. Music?"

Mostly punk and techno. I really like The Vandals, cuz they're funny. Anything that relates to video games or internet memes, obviously. I listen to "Space Kitten" radio on Pandora a lot. It's all trippy stuff like Glitch Mob and Polish Ambassador. I can listen to almost anything, but if you exclusively listen to country, we're probably not going to work. That's like, the one kind of music that I can't stand! It's so depressing.

"Yeah, country music is pretty lame. So what are you looking for in a girl?"

I guess I want someone laid back, but still committed to the relationship. I'm really attracted to colorful hair, tattoos, and piercings. I don't like red lipstick/nail polish, long fingernails, cars, or drama.

So that was basically our first date. How about a second? *wonk*
What I’m doing with my life
Hopefully staying in the Coast Guard until I'm 38, then just fucking around for the rest of my life. Ambition is great and all, but if you're always trying to make your life better, it will never be good. I'm extremely happy with my current position :D
I’m really good at
Making the best of everything, moshing, and "losing" at drinking games
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or the fact that my pants have one leg cut off of them. I call them shants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dante's Inferno or Harold and the Purple Crayon

Movies: Zoolander, Anchorman, Gentleman Broncos, Hot Rod, Donnie Darko, Inception, and anything by Guy Ritchie or Miyazaki.
I absolutely freaking LOVE horror movies. Everything scary is awesome! ^_^

Music: Misfits, Korn, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, MSI, Dethklok, Muse, Crystal Method, Offspring, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, and pretty much any metal or techno

Food: Everything except Thai apparently. I don't like sweet stuff much either.
The six things I could never do without
Robots, music, video games, movies, alcohol, and robots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I should answer this
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk with my friends, playing video games, playing guitar, or going to the movies.

Sometimes a mixture of all four.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nobody ever actually writes something private here...

Uhh, I went to a "ping pong show" in Thailand. I got to cut up a bendy straw with a razor blade that this chick pulled out of-

You know what? We can work our way to that one a little more slowly. It also involves a banana and a blow-dart gun!

...Maybe there's a reason no one answers this question well O.o
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're actually interesting and different in some way, you don't wear pajamas in public, and you don't grow out your bangs so you can pin them to the top of your head. Shit looks stupid. lol