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Salamander7

25 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Swahili (Okay)

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My self-summary
My main purpose in life right now is to avoid being drunkenly run over by the MAX line..
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking microbrews, exploring the city, going outdoors!....Who am I kidding I'm watching youtube videos of cats like the rest of you.

Trying to find interesting things to put in my apartment so when people come over they can say "Wow that's neat!" (yes its still the 50's in my mind) and I can respond all nonchalantly and hipster like "Yeah, I got that at a garage sale/thrift shop".

Watching my team get trounced in the NFL as usual (skol Vikings...!)

Oh I guess I've also been rafting, hiking, did some sand boarding/ATVing out in the dunes....see I do stuff...
I’m really good at
Imitating peoples accents, I've had quite a few people convinced I am a black Scotsman

I am pretty good at geography and also history between 600 and 1500AD...came in pretty handy back in that one class in school, now not so much.

I like to pretend I skii pretty well and will go down any slope as long as there's more snow then rock exposed.

I enjoy soccer/futbol and am playing on a few teams where I can't understand anyone else.

I am a pretty fast, people are often surprised by how fast...I'm talking about running perv.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have really long eyelashes and people always think I put on mascara.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like old literature, the kind you read (See "slept through") in history/English classes. Stories that involve epic journeys with general principles and themes guiding you along. Foreshadowing is great when not too obvious as well (sometimes you want to believe you are smart for figuring out what will happen next). I enjoy reading novels from classic authors like Mark Twain and Charles Dickens. I also like to read some SciFi and fantasy books.

Examples: Red Badge of Courage, The Things They Carried, Grapes of Wrath, Game of Thrones, The Odyssey, Harry Potter

Movies: I like scary movies (not gory ones), action movies and comedies, not really a fan of dramas or romantic comedies (How many times do I gotta see Jim Carrey play the same part??).

I really like war documentaries since they give you an insight into difficult decisions made by world/imperial leaders past and present....Circa the history channel 10 years ago. Now I get to see hillbillies make moonshine!

I listen to mostly electronic music and instrument only stuff (daft punk, post rock). Some R&B and Jazz as well, Kid Cudi. Also some ethnic "country" music in Arabic, hard to explain the genre but Ill show you if interested.
The six things I could never do without
Flannel shirts, Columbia jacket, vintage sweater vest, indoor soccer shoes (even though you don't even play??), throwback bicycle, and ganja....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I do have a serious side, skip this if thinking zones you out:

Why natural processes work the way they do? Why the laws of physics are how they are. For instance we all know gravity causes things to fall towards the earth's center but why does gravity even exist.I'm not talking about magnetism, and larger mass attraction but rather what enables these laws to exist as is. What is this attractive force really??

Why we have so many different religions that all claim they are the right path to follow when the vast majority of adherents were born into their respective religion.

What happens after we pass away, is there truly nothing or is it something great like being able to watch, fast forward and rewind through history. Watch choices societies make and how they affect them down the line, 10, 50, 1000 years later...
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping in a tent somewhere downtown, pretending to be homeless

Maybe skiing now that winter is coming!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got shot in the ass with a paint covered beanbag...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If any of the following apply:

You like being active whether its sports or just random activities like rock climbing or swimming.

Enjoy going out to bars or clubs but can also have fun staying in.
Don't always need structure and can go with the flow sometimes.

Like playing any card/board games (I'm pretty good at spades/500, Risk, Catan, etc.), Comedy shows (curb your enthusiasm, Chappelle show, standup comedians like Carlin, Hicks, Chris Rock, etc..), like to argue or debate topics....