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22 San Antonio, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:43pm
Bisexual, Demisexual
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
High school
Less than $20,000
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm probably going to delete this profile soon. Talking to people on here is making me hate everyone. *Slow clap for human race*

Hi, I'm Sallie.
I'm not what you're expecting. Just go with it. :P

I'm extremely animated, loud, and bubbly. I have been told I am like a real life cartoon character. Some people find this adorable. Others, not so much.

All my friends live in another state and I spend most of my time texting them, and nerding out at home by myself. I'd like to find some good, real friends who I can hangout with more regularly. Those plane and bus tickets get expensive :P I generally stay close with people for years, regardless of if we move away or different things in our lives change. I always try to be there for the people I care about. I don't judge and I tend to put others first. This sometimes ends with me being hurt but at the end of the day, I still like who I am, and so do the people who love me, and that's what matters.

I'm polyamorous and in a serious, committed relationship. If that bothers you, thanks for playing, but sorry, go fish. If I clicked with someone it could maybe lead to something more; but that's not really my main motivation for being on this site. I would be happy to find someone who just wanted to hangout and watch Netflix , go out to eat or see a movie together, or go to a show or bar with me. I really love kareokee, and game nights, and talks that last all night. I would like to find my new best friend, to connect with someone on a deeper level, and look into eachothers souls. Oh yeah, I'm sappy as fuck. I border on demisexual.

My interests are varied. Once I get comfortable around people I'm a fairly interesting, intelligent, silly, fun person to be around. I'm looking for people with similar interests that I might click with. I'm not a very active person, so I am not looking for a workout buddy or sporty activities. I like to hangout and watch movies and tv shows, listen to music, and have good conversation. Or play Mario! I like all kinds of people, so don't be afraid to say hi.

I'm an ENFP. For those who don't know what that means:

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a part time nanny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Baking. Drama/theater. I've dabbled in most kinds of art. I like to think I'm a good conversationalist. Cuddling. Kissing. Picking out presents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It really depends. In school it was my smarts. If I'm talking enthusiastically about an interest, my dorkyness. If I'm in a situation that highlights it, my clumsyness. If I'm dressed to impress, my looks. People probably notice I fidget often and tend to be a nervous around strangers. Oh and that I talk alot, and very loudly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big fan of fantasy and scifi, anything with a supernatural or paranormal element. I love Whedon, Burton, and Moffat. I watch alot of British Television. Some Korean Dramas. I also enjoy anime.

Shows love: Buffy, Firefly, Supernatural, Dollhouse, True Blood, American Horror Story, Hemlock Grove, Dominion, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Skins UK, Being Human UK, Misfits, Dead Like Me, Freaks and Geeks, Lost Girl, Under the Dome, Smallville, Once Upon A Time, Girls, The Secret Circle, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Queer as Folk, The L Word, Roswell, Teen Wolf, The Guild, Glee, Gotham,Pretty Little Liars, Finding Carter, Dark Angel, Veronica Mars, Adventure Time...

Anime: Death Note, Black Butler, Sword Art Online, Blue Exorcist, Soul Eater, Karnival, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Kamasama Kiss, Psycho Pass, Amnesia, K Project, Fairy Tail, Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Chumscrubber, Daydream Nation, Fight Club, Charlie Bartlett, Stuck in Love, Running With Scissors, Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom, Little Miss Sunshine, Across The Universe, Once, Silver Linings Playbook, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Can't Hardly Wait, Edward Scissorhands, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Beautiful Creatures, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Brick, Attack the Block, The Nightmare Before Christmas, American Beauty, Snatch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Ruby Sparks, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Let The Right One In/Let Me In, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Submarine, Into The Wild, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, A Wristcutter's Love Story, What If, In Your Eyes, The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, Romeo + Juliet, Frozen, Rise of The Guardians, Wreck it Ralph, Breakfast At Tiffany's, John Dies At The End...

Books: The Hitchiker's "Trilogy", Harry Potter series, Artemis Fowl series, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire novels, The Hollows Series, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, The Hunger Games, Rant, The Golem and The Genie, The Time Travelor's Wife, Frankenstein, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Alice in Wonderland, Inkheart, just about everything by Meg Cabot, Anne Rice, E Lockhart, C.S. Lewis, Mary Janice Davidson, Sheil Silverstein, Eoin Colfer, Sarah Dessen, Jerry Spinelli...

Foodwise, I like all kinds. I especially like chicken, shrimp, sushi, icecream, chocolate, and tasty drinks, like coctails, as well as nonalcohalic juice mixes and flavored lemonades.

I'm far from a music snob. I like random songs from various artists and have no particular loyalty to any genre. I like punk, pop, some screamo, some folk, some hip hop, indie, electronica...I love The Beatles, but who doesn't. Pink Floyd, Flyleaf, Skrillix, Lana Del Rey, Paramore, UnderOATH, 3OH3, MGMT, Kid Cudi, MSI,The Decemberists, The Postal Service, Metric, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Imogene Heap, Pomplamouse, Eddie Veddar, Lauren O'Connel, Kate Nash... I also really like Taylor Swift, Eisley, and Ke$ha. So yeah, feel free to be confused :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Self expression.
Good friends.
Fictional characters.
Something to write with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have a hard time turning my brain off.

- TV shows I like
- Boobs
- Ways to get more babysitting jobs
- Ways to make my friends smile
- Cute boys
- Puppies
- Chocolate
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing with my headphones on.

Missing my bestfriend, who is currently going to school for musical theater, because she's awesome like that.

Watching an ungodly amount of Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I've been called lionheart,
because I always speak my mind.
But I should be called eggshell heart,
for always putting myself out there to be crushed.

I'm weird, insecure, clingy, emotional, easily attached, and I expect to be treated like the motherfucking princess I am. Don't let the door hit your ass on your way out ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to be friends. GENUINELY.
If you think I'm cute.
If you wanna tell me I'm pretty.
If you want a cuddle buddy.
If you like some of the same shows or books as me,
you like to write,
you think I'm interesting,'re nerdy, dorky, or "weird".
You are openminded.
If you want to build a snowman.
If you're looking for a real life manic pixie dream girl.
Or if you're just a cute girl/guy looking for a friend that may lead to more. :P

Just going to be blunt and say I'm shallow when it comes to physical relationships though. If you are old, unnattractive, or obese, I'm probably not interested.

I generally like tall guys and short girls but there are exceptions to every rule. Intelligence is sexy. Talk nerdy to me. Tattoos and piercings are always a plus. Converse sneakers make me hot. The best quality anyone can possess is a good heart.

I have less confidence and experience with girls than guys. A pretty girl can turn me in to a blushing, stammering, mess. But I don't mind looking like a fool for you... ;)

"If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe

You see that part of my profile that says "looking for friends"? That's cuz I am looking for friends. If I was looking for casual sex it would say casual sex. But it doesn't. Because I'm not.