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Sally-Wally

22 F Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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We all know that the best way to start a relationship is meeting while at least one partner is intoxicated, dual Facebook stalking and then playing a two week game of 20 questions via texts to "really" get to know each other. But I deleted my Facebook and now, frankly, I'm getting tired of explaining to grandma that "No, I'm not a lesbian, the right guy just hasn't come along yet." If I don't meet someone soon, I might have to enroll in women's studies and become a feminist... and let's be real-- the world doesn't need another one of those.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Madison to work for a grassroots environmental organization. I know what you're thinking, "Underpaid nonprofit employee? Looks like I'm buying the drinks." And, yes gentleman, you will be buying the drinks. But I promise I'm not some ideologue who's going to talk about the dangers of runoff pollution or genetically modified food or the many flaws of Scott Walker. I do that all day. After work all I really want is to sit back, have a drink, and talk to some stranger I met on an online dating site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing academic bullshit:
So often, writers like Thoreau have a tendency to anthropomorphize, to slip into a partly fictionalized narrative style, to assimilate the natural world to human terms. In doing so, they only promulgate the very egocentric misconception that holds the power to destroy the land they're trying to preserve.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lets keep this short. No one wants to read a litany of my favorite things in life.

Books: Anything David Foster Wallace

Movies: Anything Woody Allen

Food: Anything that comes from the ground. (If you're going to message me about eating dirt and worms... save it. I obviously do that)

Music: Anything (But that's a cop out and a staple hipster comment, so I'll name a few)

Bon Iver, The National, The Boxer Rebellion, Noah Gundersen, John Coltrane, Yo Yo Ma, Neutral Milk Hotel, Punch Brothers, The Tallest Man on Earth, Vampire Weekend, Gregory Alan Isakov, Okkervil River, Trampled By Turtles, Frightened Rabbit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the newspaper industry. I wonder if we're going to wake up one morning to find our eyeballs out of their sockets, suitcases packed, ready to leave us because we subject them to such utter crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Or wishing I was.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower completely naked.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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and only IF you shower in jorts.