People put me in all sorts of genres, from literary fiction to romance to bible stories, but David Foster Wallace probably writes me best.
Reports of my demise may or may not have been greatly exaggerated.
I have a great track-record at corrupting people. Give me a try, and please, reciprocate.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange eons, even death may die.
If you actually want something... anything... I'm here to deliver. There are seven billion people in the world, and I can only care about so many of them, but if I do care about someone, it's freakin obvious, their life will be totally different as a result, and if they actually want something they will almost certainly get it.