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Salteras

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
My life goal is to have a beer with Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Amy Poehler, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Carrell and Tina Fey all at the same table.
What I’m doing with my life
After years of working in multinational corporations, I am now a culinary arts student. That is pretty much my view on life: follow what your heart yearns to do, no matter how big the risks may be.

Having said that, I recently moved to Chicago and this city amazes me. The art scene is huge while being very diverse, and the restaurant scene is .... DELICIOUS
I’m really good at
Forgetting my surreal dreams while brushing my teeth.
Tango dancing.
Imitating different languages.
Zoidberg dancing.
Playing the imaginary rest of the random play\movie\novel in my head.
Walking walking walking.
Cooking cooking cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Never trust a skinny chef." oh come on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV series that make me laugh uncontrollably:
30 Rock
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Arrested Development
The Office
Workaholics
South Park
Community

Animes that make me want to befriend the protagonist:
Trigun (lovu and peassu !! )
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo

What the ... did I just watch?
Evangelion
The Fountain
Cube
A Clockwork Orange
Being John Malkovich
Cloud Atlas

Movies that make me want to watch them again to catch small details:
The Shawshank Redemption
Matrix I
Inception

TV series that make me feel enjoyably guilty to sympathize with the protagonist:
The Wire
Breaking Bad

Youtube that is too good to miss:
Jake & Amir
MonsieurDream
Vsauce
StudioBagel
NicePeter
SwedishMealTime (please come back)
Kassem G
Veritasium

Artistic expression in its purest form:
Steppenwolf Theater

Music:
So much music to fit nearly 29 years of active search for new sounds. It started with my mother's lullabies and recently I'm exploring ethnic music from the eastern side the world. In between the two; rock (this is the biggest portion, experimented nearly with all kinds), baroque-era cantatas; Philippe Jaroussky, electronic; The Gaslamp Killer.

The writer that everybody on earth should read:
Herman Hesse

Food:
World is a big mochi.
The six things I could never do without
New music
Sun(set)(rise)(flower seeds)
A non-stick pan
My running shoes
World's most comfortable pillow
Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would happen if 30 Rock and Curb Your Enthusiasm had an episode together.

What if I was born in a different time, in a different gender, in a different place.

Why does asparagus look like a tall, green Bart Simpson.
On a typical Friday night I am
Walking on the streets of Chicago and smiling at the sight of the huge PARK signs that just seem to crack me up every single time for no particular reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I knew that green ranger was a good guy !
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to discover bars, restaurants, exhibitions, milongas, plays, comedy shows and further secrets of Chicago with me while talking about imaginary things, different parts of the world, languages, food and life.

And please, have a big and honest smile, don't be the person who says 'it's funny' instead of actually laughing. Try not to have any negative feelings against animals\pets (I don't currently have any pets though) unless you're really allergic to them. And finally yes, I know I'm kind of a smart ass.