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29 Antioch, TN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 28
Black, White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Come on guys, smile in at least one picture! You're so much more handsome when you're smiling!

I'm a quirky, semi-creative goof ball who is very uniquely individual (and doesn't get online every single day so forgive me!). I have a huge love for clowns, art, music, fun, and creativity in general.

I was a TMNT/Power Rangers lover and smart kid in elementary school, a DBZ/character-building role play lover and teeny bopper in junior high, a total goth kid in high school, a juggalo in college, and still hold all of that dear to my heart. At times, I will slip into one of those old "phases" as everyone called them. I still role-play and go to goth clubs (when I can find them), listen to old pop albums now and then, and act absolutely neurotic-genius for the heck of it sometimes.

I want to be someone's homie lover friend...not just another sex doll. I could walk outside right now and get laid if I wanted to go all desperate on myself! I really don't...kinda would love to find a mature man who's looking for more than just a sexual partner. However, I do tend to flirt pretty hardcore when it feels right, and am very open with my deprived sexuality...

Patience, honesty, loyalty, trust, and respect...that's what will keep my attention the most.

I love polka dots.

I also would love to Instant Message you guys on here...just turn your IMs on! :) Mine are on already.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to eat healthier (definitely harder around holidays), drinking way more water (barely even thinking of sodas anymore), getting more active a little at a time. It's a process; I don't want to lose too much weight too fast, but I am trimming.

I have an Associate's degree in Graphic Design and Animation -- always pursuing that with high hopes.

Would love to own a haunted house, and get a pretty decent Halloween rep (like I did before moving out of the house I grew up in). Possibly getting close to that now, as I worked in Haunted Hell last year. My very first full season! Loved it so much, I'm volunteering for Friday 13th and Valentine's Day weekend. We're giving a Full Contact experience for this event. You can walk through without being touched, but you'll be called Chicken Shit the whole time. Love this haunt!!

Wanted to be a clown since I was 8 years old, and a mascot (wearing the fur) since I knew what they were...always looking for at least a taste of that.

Drawing a street-performing clown in Cali for cash, and looking forward to more projects with her. I've waited 21 years for a chance like this, and it's one of the most exciting things I've ever done with my talents...

Also marketing a book by Ripper the Clown, entitled "The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of An Unconventional Zombie" which has become my new favorite!

Looking for a mature man who can get goofy with the rest of us.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel welcome and most often laugh, understanding what I do and do not like, finding art in the mundane, playing billiards, empathy, swimming, many board games and some video games, learning how to paint, 3D animation, advertisement, coming up with ideas....and apparently I've been called an "out of control genius" when it comes to some of my pictures.......
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, my smile and my eyes. Otherwise, it's pretty easy to see that I'm crazy, in a good way, but am a pretty fiercely loyal person....and that I'm more mature than I sometimes act...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ripper the Clown's "The Life & Mimes (& Zombie Apocalypse) of Ripper the Clown: The Autobiography of An Unconventional Zombie", R.L. Stein's Fear Street series, Scott Ciencin's Vampire Oddysey trilogy, Stephen King, Anne Rice's vampire novels, J.K. Rowling, H.P. Lovecraft, Laurell K. Hamilton, Shel Silverstein, Bryan Smith (for his book "Freakshow" omg!), random joke books, and pretty much anything with poetry or comedy or near-Gothic themes (vampires, good clowns, evil clowns, semi-morbid, "strange and unusual").

Movies: Comedy, Horror, Horror-Comedy, and a little Action/Suspense/Sci-Fi.
A few favorite films: Saw, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Narnia, The Golden Compass, Ghost World, Fear of Clowns, 10 Things I Hate About You, Tamera, Stay Alive, The Crow, Coyote Ugly, Burlesque, Thirteen, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Kill Bill, 50 First Dates, Lost Boys, Insatiable, Blood & Donuts, Dead & Breakfast, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Are We There Yet?, Dr. Dolittle, Thirteen Ghosts, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Puppetmaster, 13 Going On 30, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality, Mortal Kombat, Matrix, Legally Blonde, Killjoy, IT, Ever After, The Notebook, Blade, The Wiz, We All Scream For Ice Cream.........this includes every movie in any specific series just mentioned...

Shows: Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dinosaurs, Indy Rock Block (Channel 9, Nashville local music videos), America's Next Top Model, America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV), America's Got Talent, Dancing With The Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag U, Bate's Motel, Hungry Games, Weeds, Ugly Americans, Family Guy, Halloween Wars, Wipeout, Total Blackout, EXIT, Fear Factor, all of those pawn shop and storage unit shows, old shows like I Love Lucy, Who's The Boss, Three's Company, The Munsters, The Addams Family.........

Music: Anything from AWOL Nation to Nightwish to ZZ Top, and everything in between.....except for most nasal-twangy country and gangsta rap (have to be in a mood for it). Including, but not limited to: rock, metal, opera, disco, techno, oldies, classical, jazz...but my FAVORITES are metal, dubstep, rock, metallic opera, and indie rock. I could name dozens of bands here, or you could ask. ;D

Food: That's funny.............................................jk, Mexican food is pretty good, and always fun! Italian is a pretty good winner. I love a good steak, and tilapia on rice...biscuits and gravy for breakfast, roasted salmon, and pancakes...southern fried white spinach...rainbow trout...some of my favorite foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...things that are usually too deep for the average person...
...where my next job is coming from...
...why black guys still gravitate towards me, even when I say I'm not into them...
...things I could have said in random situations... pictures to draw/paint... I'm probably too open about myself...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not sure what's gonna happen next, and probably loving it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like goofing off when I wash my hair, and whip my lathered up locks into that ice cream swirly deal on top of my time, I thought of getting a red spongey dealy (the thing you put body wash on LOL) and topping my head with that for a picture. Hehehe....

There are also some pretty intimate things explained in my questions...
I'm pretty much an open book with very few limits.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. like big girls first of all (because if you don't, you won't like me and need to just move on, even though I carry myself better than many big girls I've seen...I don't have time for immature hate messages); you're not afraid of clowns (and even more so if you actually LIKE them); you're at least okay with the goth scene and won't disrespect it to me or behind my back; you are tall with long hair / a deep voice / dimples (because that's some kind of super sexy bonus to me); you like awesome people; you think we would get along even a little bit; you are just bored and think we'd make good conversation; AND/OR you have more substance to who you are than just messaging people for nothing but sex.
Oh, and if you actually read through all of my profile and still want to chat...