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SaltyDan

24 London, UK Man

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My details

Last online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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Hello, I'm aspiring comedian/writer and Market Researcher. I have written four jokes and half a book. I am capable of all of the usual thoughts and emotions of an unusual twenty four year old man and will talk about them at length. I deal primarily in irony and whimsy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've just started doing stand up comedy, I'm still pretty new at it but it's going well. So I'm doing gigs most week nights now.

I spend the rest of my free time watching films and listening to music. When I'm not doing either of the above, I'm thinking about them or worrying I've not seen quite enough. Then, thinking about politics (mild socialist and feminist), the odd game and occasionally manage to fit my friends and the pub into this hectic schedule.

I work at Ipsos Mori doing research into a load of old stuff.

I'm writing a (hopefully funny) book, which I'm about half way through.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good piano player (and a less good bassist).
I'm also good at Judo, running and talking about music and I'm pretty witty.
I've got an instinctive knack for Risotto.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm just one inch off being medically defined as a giant, so generally people are incapable of noticing, or talking about, anything but my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like lots of stuff, really into culture in general I guess. Sorry about the boring lists.

Music: The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Outkast, Mclusky, Bowie, Talking Heads, The Smiths, Wu-Tang, Pavement, My Bloody Valentine, Belle and Sebastian, Animal Collective, Kanye etc

Films: The Princess Bride, There Will Be Blood, Annie Hall , This Is England, Volver, Persona, 2001. Malik, Lynch, Fellini, Godard, Antonioni, Coppola etc. The usual worthy nonsense! Oh, and The Room.

Books: KURT VONNEGUT. Dusty political tomes, High Fidelity, Ian Banks, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Brave New World, slowly reading Shakespeare at the moment (trying to work my way through most of his plays) etc Currently reading Bridget Christie's - A Book For Her. It is EXCELLENT.

Food: Anything and everything

Shows: The Thick Of It, Spaced, Peep Show, The Killing, Mad Men, Fist of Fun (Other Lee and Herring too!), Seinfeld, Adventure Time, THE WIRE

Comedy: Stewart Lee, Bridget Christie, Sara Pascoe, Richard Herring, Tony Law, Simon Amstell, Eddie Izzard, Daniel Kitson, Josie Long.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, films, my friends, the internet, a good book, food and basic clothing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Ed Balls will do now he's no longer an MP. I'm hoping he'll make his big comeback into television. I've taken the liberty of coming up with some television shows for him. Here are a few:

Balls to the Wall - Ed Balls is sent to the Berlin Wall, where he talks about the history of East and West Germany.

Ma-balls - Ed Balls adopts a load of African children and becomes their mother, ma balls.

Cock and Balls - Jeremy Clarkson (who is a cock) and Ed Balls (who's surname is balls) hang out and chat about stuff.

Aye Balls - Ed Balls becomes Scottish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a gig, the Prince Charles Cinema, at some unknown place with drinking with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend most of my time wishing I was David Bowie.
You should message me if
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You have at least a little bit of a love for politics and music or films! Or like, you're really cool or something.
Tall people generally preferred for logistical reasons (exceptions can be made).