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25 / M / Straight / Single

San Jose, California

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a big dork. I like to read, play video games and board games. I reaally enjoy reading about history, if I've got a book in hand it's usually a history book. I also enjoy hiking, like every person on every dating website ever apparently, so if you want a hiking buddy or can recommend some good places send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the help desk (internal tech support) at a company that was acquired by Dell. I hate Dell. Currently taking evening courses at a community college and working on transferring to a university.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Talking to crazy people
Singing the French national anthem. When I was a kid I watched that scene in Casablanca about a million times.
The first things people usually notice about me
How young I apparently look. It's not unusual for me to get carded buying R-rated movie tickets. It's a blessing... and a curse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit, Games of Thrones series, Harry Potter, Don Quixote, Sherlock Holmes, this really terrible alt-history sci-fi series called Worldwar about lizard aliens attacking Earth during WWII, Dune, many history books!
Movies: Indiana Jones, Dr Strangelove, District 9, Planet of the Apes, Big Trouble in Little China, Inglourious Basterds, District 9, Cabin in the Woods, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, 28 Days Later, Downfall, Mongol, Full Metal Jacket, Super Troopers, Princess Bride
Shows: Arrested Development, Wilfred, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Archer, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, It's Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Star Trek, How I Met Your Mother, Monk, Doctor Who, ADVENTURE TIME! |(• ◡•)|/ \(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Music: Slow Club, The Shins, ELO, Of Monsters and Men, Queen, Beatles, Dengue Fever, Carlos Gardel, Fight Like Apes. I tend to like indie-ish music and classic rock.
Food: Chinese (especially Sichuanese) food, Indian, pho, lamb skewers, Argentine food (milanesas, empanadas, mollejas!), crawfish!! Anything spicy.
The six things I could never do without
1. My ereader
2. Delicious spicy food
3. Smart phone. I've become one of those people :(
4. Close friends and family
5. Coffee/tea
6. Tomato soup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time wondering how similar a mindset people in the past had compared to people today. Did knights see other, more successful knights and think "Verily, yonder knight is a total douchebag"? You've really got to wonder.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having dinner with friends, coffee, watching movies, drinking. Losing horribly to my friends at pool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to whisper "lefty loosey...righty tighty" every time I use a screwdriver.

I bought a pair of Spock ears off Amazon while drunk and I totally don't regret it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You think we'd get along, we share similar interests or you're just bored and want to talk to someone :)