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20 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like to laugh, have fun, and let the good times roll, I'm really bad at taking stuff seriously, I'm really sarcastic, some people mistake that sarcasm with being an asshole, (which I suppose is sort of accurate). I'm the type of person who goes wherever the wind takes me, I love meeting new people and going to new and exciting places, which most of the time time just happens to be my couch. Is it bad that I can't name a single hobby I have? I feel like it is... Uhmmm I guess I can see myself scrapbooking at some point in my life. I also had everyone of the state quarters collected back when I was like 8, but then I spent them all on ice cream or something.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a sophomore at the Milwaukee School of Engineering studying Construction Management, I also cook at a bar to pay the bills
I’m really good at
cooking, making people laugh, not giving a fuck, having a movie quote for almost any occasion, making an ass out of myself, I'm the only one to complete the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
The first things people usually notice about me
My complete and total inability to grow facial hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Hot Rod, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Die Hard, Thats my Boy, Happy Gilmore, Rock of Ages, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, Airplane, Caddyshack, Animal House, Gone in 60 seconds(or any nic cage movie for that matter), Anything with Clint Eastwood, The Bourne Identity, Austin Powers, Star Wars, Star Trek, T2, The Breakfast Club, and umm uhh Sixteen Candles....

Book: Catcher in the Rye: its the only book where I have ever connected so well to the main character

Music: Led Zeppelin or Guns N' Roses are tied for my favorite band of all time (cool GnR not new crappy GnR...) other than that I do not have the time to ponder artists I enjoy so I will say that Classic Rock is what I jam to mostly because music for the most part nowadays blows... I do like to stay hip with the times though so I do listen to stuff from this millenium.

Shows: Workaholics, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Chuck, Seinfeld, Supernatural

I have MANY more favorite movies and shows but I don't think you ladies honestly care...
The six things I could never do without
food, water, shelter, my mom and dad's unprotected sex, air, and Led Zeppelin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel, it hurts my head trying to understand how it works but someday I will perfect it and use it to see Led Zeppelin perform live and also to cockblock Freddie Mercury so he doesn't get AIDS.
On a typical Friday night I am
listening to the kind of music she doesn't like (definitely not a T-Swift reference)

Polishing off a box of Franzia watching anything with Channing Tatum in it.

Spending time with people who can bear the awesomeness of my company, either A) getting hammered B) sitting at a bonfire or C) out solving mysteries

Watching Netflix or playing video games
PSN: TheFatKid01 Xbox:BigBoned01 (shameless plug)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am totally naked under these clothes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have yet to drive in a 1988 Ford Ranger...

You are NOT actually an old bald dude trying to have your way with me (unless you're Walter White, no one says no to Heisenberg)