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26 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:40am
Native American, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an empty essay, fill me out... Wait, no that's not right. I'm a former MMA fighter and Restaurant manager who is now in the Coast Guard. I'm also an avid writer. If I had to actually describe myself in a summary, I'd start with something along the lines of,
"I started in this hellstorm called life in Atlanta, Ga. After 10 years, I moved to Savannah, in which I did some stuff, ran a restaurant and went to school for English and creative writing. Then I ran out of money, joined the Coast Guard and now here we are. I am of the honest opinion that South Florida is the descent of mankind, and I pray that its dis-ambiguous morals don't infect the rest of the nation. It is a denizen of thieves and poachers waiting to pray on your every move, while being only obsessed with their own self righteousness. But, you know, that's just me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work for the Coast Guard and plan to get out and be a journalist and author.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mixed Martial Arts, making people laugh, writing, cooking and well some other stuff that doesn't come to mind right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my quick wit and humor. My astonishingly ordinary eyes. My beautiful dance moves. My ability to move things with my mind... You know, ordinary things like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Idiot, Brothers Karamazov, Fight Club, All Terry Pratchett, All Terry Brooks, Catch-22, The Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Proud Highway, The Tale of Two Cities. The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo and just way too many more.

Movies: Chinatown, Cinderella Man, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Producers, Anchorman, The Other Guys, The Devils Advocate, Alladin, The Great Mouse Detective and way too many others to list.

Shows: Fargo, Twin Peaks, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Seinfield, Arrow, Archer, The Venture Brothers, Scrubs, Spin City, and if I'm being Once Upon a Time

Music: Murder By Death, Nirvana, Electric Light Orchesta, Yes, Led Zeppelin, The Velvet Underground, The Church, Brian Eno, Easy-E, Geto Boys, Tupac, T.I, The National, Alice in Chains, Mastadon, Mc Chris and way too many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Pets, Work, Working out, Interaction with others, showing off my mad basket weaving skills. and making lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Procrastination and maybe Space Jam and why the hell so many girls on here feel like they have to make kiss lips in a picture. Really? You honestly couldn't think of a better face? I dunno, maybe a smile? I know, that's just crazy to think of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either spending my time writing, reading or just going out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm not actually a NASA employee, nor am I actually an Astronaut... I know, it's painful for me to say as much as it is to hear.
You should message me if
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You should message me, just because. I mean really, what's it going to hurt? Unless you are anti gay or racist or any of that nonsense... Then seriously, you can screw off.