Onto me! I am in my mid-twenties, no thanks to that immortality potion I traded the family cow for. As can be deduced I am a sarcastic fuck, serious business is depressing. I am going to be typing I a lot I can see. Okay so yeah... I live a fairly active lifestyle, love hiking/camping/jogging. Really into MMA and wrestle like a pro. I will admit now lest it become thorn in the paw, I am a closet nerd. I try to hide it, keep it hidden, keep it safe... but occasionally it leaks out.
I love food! Unfortunately food has this tendency to be awful for me and so I have a bit of a paunch that I am embroiled in constant battle with. Depending on what's going on in my life I range from 175 to 205. Let me tell you, retail job right next to a Jack in the Box does not help! Why can't we have a healthy fast food alternative already! So yeah you might also notice I can soapbox when I am not paying attention... So there's that.
I want to meet a girl who wants to have fun and do stuff all the time. I want to go hiking, hit a movie, out for dinner. I want a girl who is looking to enjoy life. I am a dude who is always striving to better himself and I want a girl who wants the same for herself. Insofar as interests, I am interested in what you want me to be and I ask only for your patience for my nerdy hobbies.
I have a tendency to shoot myself in the foot then stick it in my mouth when I first meet a chick so that's why I am trying something new here.
P.S. I am addicted to the roll the dice button so I was on your profile thats probably why... or you were just too hawt not to check out.
P.P.S. Also what is up with this whole enemy thing? I mean seriously a lot of the chicks on here apparently are my arch-nemisisesses... Nemisi? Nemisisi?