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SamanthaDanger

29 F San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to make lists. That being said:
-I'm a Texas Ex, class of '07 with a bachelor's in underwater basketweaving (sociology).
-I've only worked two jobs: everything you can possibly do in retail and babysitting airplane mechanics.
-I am a Christian.
-I'm a sports fan in general, and I try to keep up with my Longhorns, the Detroit Red Wings, and Los Spurs.
-I love to check out local music, and I'm open to all kinds.
-I suck at video games.
-I've never been in a fistfight.
-I don't like to drive if I don't have to.
-I have six piercings, zero tattoos.
-I love attention, but I can't take a compliment.
-I have a lot of nicknames.
-I'm a dog person.
-I do community service, even when it's not court-ordered.
-I'd like to learn to cook, just need to find the time.
-I've actually burnt water.
-I live for Shark Week.
-I'll tell you the rest when you're older.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard and playing hard, it's that simple.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, listening, making people laugh, having a good time, kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on what you're looking for. Physically, I've heard smile and eyes. Otherwise, probably my ability to crack a quick joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bible, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Crime and Punishment, and Walter the Farting Dog. Seriously.

Movies: Fight Club, The Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Mystery Alaska, Remember the Titans, Miracle, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Snatch, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Love Actually, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Newsies, Super Troopers, Silence of the Lambs, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Se7en, Billy Elliot, Grandma's Boy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Gran Torino

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, Glee, Bones, and a wide variety of "reality" trash (Duck Dynasty, mostly).

Music: I like just about everything, honestly, and I support a lot of local artists/bands because I have to (they're my friends)
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Food: Breakfast, BBQ, Italian, Sushi, recently obsessed with Pho. Easy to please in this department, very willing to try new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, conversation, smiles, kisses.

Too simple? Get over it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then meeting up with friends for drinks and/or checking out a live show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll tell you once we get to know each other.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have similar interests, and no interest in wearing my skin as a coat.