-I'm a Texas Ex, class of '07 with a bachelor's in underwater basketweaving (sociology).
-I've only worked two jobs: everything you can possibly do in retail and babysitting airplane mechanics.
-I am a Christian.
-I'm a sports fan in general, and I try to keep up with my Longhorns, the Detroit Red Wings, and Los Spurs.
-I love to check out local music, and I'm open to all kinds.
-I suck at video games.
-I've never been in a fistfight.
-I don't like to drive if I don't have to.
-I have six piercings, zero tattoos.
-I love attention, but I can't take a compliment.
-I have a lot of nicknames.
-I'm a dog person.
-I do community service, even when it's not court-ordered.
-I'd like to learn to cook, just need to find the time.
-I've actually burnt water.
-I live for Shark Week.
-I'll tell you the rest when you're older.
Movies: Fight Club, The Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Mystery Alaska, Remember the Titans, Miracle, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Snatch, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Love Actually, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Newsies, Super Troopers, Silence of the Lambs, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Se7en, Billy Elliot, Grandma's Boy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Gran Torino
Shows: The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, Glee, Bones, and a wide variety of "reality" trash (Duck Dynasty, mostly).
Music: I like just about everything, honestly, and I support a lot of local artists/bands because I have to (they're my friends)
Food: Breakfast, BBQ, Italian, Sushi, recently obsessed with Pho. Easy to please in this department, very willing to try new things.
Too simple? Get over it.