Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Samantha. I'm part Terminator (I have internal metal). I am
English, well spoken, and often garnish my responses with a heavy
dose of sarcasm. I am a Bottlenose Dolphin Research Assistant
(currently lovingly dedicating my body to outdoor marine mammal
surveys in torrential rain/hail/apocalyptic weather in south-west
Wales) and a Marine Mammal Medic. I have a B.Sc. (Honours) in
Zoology (no, it wasn't three years learning about working in a
zoo!), with plans to take on an M.Sc. and Ph.D. in the field of
Marine Biology in the near future, and sculpt out a scuba diving
life. Before then I'm hoping to get lost somewhere horrifically
remote on a research expedition, to do stuff like count monkeys and
risk death by jungle-monster. I started to get into photography
before I ruined my camera in the Amazon. I'm ambitious. I
contradict myself continuously. I have a passion for wildlife
conservation. I own far too many books and my bedroom is beginning
to look like a rainforest for plants. One day I hope to own a big
sail boat, possibly discovering new and distant lands that have
escaped the notice of the lowly satellite. My hair varies between
dark brunette, black, red and dark purple on a regular basis. I am
a natural blonde. My eyes are a mixture of blue, green and amber. I
once cycled home a bit drunk after a night out, at 2am, on an old
fashioned bicycle with a basket, dressed up as an alligator. I love
A lot of things make me want to dance about in my pants in
Being plugged into music and leaving the world behind. Plants.
Especially gerbera daisies. Food. Especially Italian and Japanese.
Cake. The colours green, blue and yellow. Other colours too. Theme
parks. Especially the roller coaster bit. Successful conservation
projects. Going to places other people haven't been. Working
abroad. Finding pretty rocks on beaches. The ocean. Every animal
known to man. Except wasps. And fleas. The winter months.
Especially February. My birthday. However this is changing. I'm
getting old now. Numerous other things. We'll defo be here all day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating dates (the food, not the people; I'm not on here to find
people to eat, I use other sites for that), overdosing on
documentaries in a bid to waste time until I find the perfect
Ph.D./research expedition to take on, and counting dolphins.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking eternally windswept and being covered in sand, sea water
and seagull faeces.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesome sense of style when it comes to face wear.
My incredible eyes.
My fabulously straight teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
EVERYTHING MAN. Except, food wise, I'm a very strict vegetarian.
Look at it this way... if you eat meat you get to dominate over all
the bacon and all the jelly sweets. You lucky thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My intelligence. My sanity. Animals. The freedom to practice on my
worldly beliefs. Wondrous variety. Cake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having magical powers. Eating cake. Cats. Going back to bed. Every
time I've ever embarrassed myself (this can consume a lot of time).
Why my hair has decided to join the majestic male lion as a style
icon. Whether the screws in my leg will ever unscrew themselves and
angrily burst through my skin. Picking up yesterday's t-shirt off
of the floor. Shark-headed-hyena-monsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking it up with science fiction and the avoidance of the general
If desperate for human attention, I quite happily glam up and
lovingly abuse the alcohol, club dance floor and nearest humans to
me. However, the last time I did this I pretty much broke part of
my leg off. Trust me, spending your 25th birthday in a hospital bed
waiting for your leg to be screwed back together is not the epitome
of a good time. People brought me lots of cake though. Silver
I want to fill a kids swimming pool with blankets and pillows, take
it to a secluded cliff top with no light pollution, and star gaze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I build wooden animal sets and talk to my pets like a retard. Don't
judge. But I also own Superman pyjamas and have trekked through
rainforests, so balance is restored.
Update: I fell down a rabbit hole and landed on top of a barbed
wire fence in an attempt to take a photograph of a seal pup from a
cliff edge. I'm stupid enough to do it again. I got the photo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Good hair. Good teeth. Nice smile. Well dressed (if you have the
same look as Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl, then I'm already in love
with you). Bit of an ego. Slightly arrogant. Good understanding of
sarcasm. Taller. Wants to do crazy things, or at least interesting
things. Wants to save the world. Likes animals. Gives good hugs.
Manly. Intelligent. Prince Charming with a crown, a horse, a castle
and a sword for cutting down zombies.
I understand not all these things are attainable at once.
Hint for you:
I like men to make the first move (a semblance of old fashioned
yearning that has been seared into my brain, probably by the
numerous movies, books and stories I absorbed throughout my
mercilessness teenage years.... tragic, but true).
Send me something interesting/unique/cool/abusive. Or don't. Up to
you. If I don't reply, please don't be offended, you're just not
the one for me.
Take me star gazing, on a boat, in the Arctic. Or water balling, on
a lake, in the US. To an open air movie, in an open top car. To the
theatre to watch the ballet. To the top of the Eiffel Tower to gaze
upon Paris. On a clear bottomed boat to gaze at the ocean floor. On
a small private boat to watch dolphin and whale. On the London eye,
at night, in our own private capsule. To the woods for a mud fight.
To a pebble beach to collect shells, or the the Jurassic Coast to
find a dinosaur. To a safari park to watch monkeys rip apart the
car. To the coast to eat chips and stare out over the sea. To
somewhere secluded to watch a sunset, or a sunrise, or both.
Or anywhere where there is cake.
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