Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Samantha. I'm part Terminator (I have internal metal). I am
English. I'm well spoken and often garnish my responses with a
heavy dose of sarcasm. I am a bottlenose dolphin research
assistant. I have a B.Sc. (Honours) in Zoology (no, it wasn't three
years learning about working in a zoo!), with plans to take on an
M.Sc. and Ph.D. in the field of Marine Biology in the near future,
and sculpt out a scuba diving life. Before then I'm hoping to get
lost somewhere horrifically remote on a research expedition, to do
stuff like count monkeys and risk death by jungle-monster. I
started to get into photography before I ruined my camera in the
Amazon. I'm ambitious. I contradict myself continuously. I have a
passion for wildlife conservation. I own far too many books and my
bedroom is beginning to look like a rainforest for plants. One day
I hope to own a big sail boat, possibly discovering new and distant
lands that have escaped the notice of the lowly satellite. My hair
varies between dark brunette, black, red and dark purple on a
regular basis. I am a natural blonde. I'm not afraid of my own skin
and almost never wear make up. My eyes are a mixture of blue, green
and amber. I once cycled home a bit drunk after a night out, at
2am, on an old fashioned bicycle with a basket, dressed up as an
alligator. I love cake.
A lot of things make me want to dance about in my pants in
Dancing around in my pants. Being plugged into music and leaving
the world behind. Plants. Especially gerbera daisies. Food.
Especially Italian and Japanese. Cake. The colours green, blue and
yellow. Other colours too. Theme parks. Especially the roller
coaster bit. Successful conservation projects. Going to places
other people haven't been. Working abroad. Finding pretty rocks on
beaches. The ocean. Every animal known to man. Except wasps. And
fleas. The winter months. Especially February. My birthday. However
this is changing. I'm getting old now. Numerous other things. We'll
defo be here all day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating dates (the food, not the people; I'm not on here to find
people to eat, I use other sites for that), overdosing on
documentaries in a bid to waste time until I find the perfect
Ph.D./research expedition to take on, and spoiling my nieces so
much that one day my sister will most likely cut them off from me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome sense of style when it comes to face wear.
My incredible eyes.
My fabulously straight teeth.
My inability to keep a normal face for more than 10 minutes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
EVERYTHING MAN. Except, food wise, I'm a very strict vegetarian.
Look at it this way... if you eat meat you get to dominate over all
the bacon and all the jelly sweets. You lucky thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My intelligence. My sanity. Animals. The freedom to practice on my
worldly beliefs. Wondrous variety. Cake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a space alien. Zombie/alien apocalypses. Having magical
powers. Eating cake. Cats. Going back to bed. Every time I've ever
embarrassed myself (this can consume a lot of time). Why my hair
has decided to join the majestic male lion as a style icon. Whether
the screws in my leg will ever unscrew themselves and angrily burst
through my skin. Picking up yesterday's t-shirt off of the floor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking it up with science fiction, a book and occasionally the odd
pizza thrown in.
But if I have somewhere to go, I quite happily glam up in my
highest heels and nicest dresses, and lovingly abuse the alcohol,
club dance floor and nearest humans to me (although last time I did
this I pretty much broke part of my leg off. And trust me, spending
your 25th birthday in a hospital bed waiting for your leg to be
screwed back together is not the epitome of a good time. People
brought me lots of cake though. Silver lining.).
I want to fill a kids swimming pool with blankets and pillows, take
it to a secluded cliff top with no light pollution, and star gaze.
Company of a mostly human male heavily preferred.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I build wooden animal sets and talk to my pets like a retard. Don't
judge. But I also own Superman pyjamas and have trekked through
rainforests, so balance is restored.
Update: I got ID'd in Waitrose trying to buy non-alcoholic fancy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Good hair. Good teeth. Nice smile. Well dressed (if you have the
same look as Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl, then I'm already in love
with you). Bit of an ego. Slightly arrogant. Good understanding of
sarcasm. Taller. Wants to do crazy things, or at least interesting
things. Wants to save the world. Likes animals. Gives good hugs.
Manly. Intelligent. Prince Charming with a crown, a horse, a castle
and a sword for cutting down zombies.
I understand not all these things are attainable at once.
Hint for you:
I like men to make the first move (a semblance of old fashioned
yearning that has been seared into my brain, probably by the
numerous movies, books and stories I absorbed throughout my
mercilessness teenage years. Tragic, but true).
Send me something interesting/unique/cool/abusive. Or don't. Up to
you. If I don't reply, please don't be offended, you're just not
the one for me.
Take me star gazing, on a boat, in the Arctic. Or water balling, on
a lake, in the US. To an open air movie, in an open top car. To the
theatre to watch the ballet. To the top of the Eiffel Tower to gaze
upon Paris. On a clear bottomed boat to gaze at the ocean floor. On
a small private boat to watch dolphin and whale. On the London eye,
at night, in our own private capsule. To the woods for a mud fight.
To a pebble beach to collect shells, or the the Jurassic Coast to
find a dinosaur. To a safari park to watch monkeys rip apart the
car. To the coast to eat chips and stare out over the sea. To
somewhere secluded to watch a sunset, or a sunrise, or both.
Or anywhere where there is cake.
"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always
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