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Samantha_Shani

26 F Reading, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Samantha. I'm part Terminator (I have internal metal). I'm well spoken and often garnish my responses with a heavy dose of sarcasm. I have a B.Sc. (Honours) in Zoology (no, it wasn't three years learning about working in a zoo!), with plans to take on an M.Sc. and Ph.D. in the field of Marine Biology in the near future, and sculpt out a scuba diving life. Before then I'm hoping to get lost somewhere horrifically remote on a research expedition, to do stuff like count monkeys and risk death by jungle-monster. I started to get into photography before I ruined my camera in the Amazon. I'm ambitious. I contradict myself continuously. I have a passion for wildlife conservation. I own a miniature Jack Russell terrier who has terrible mood swings and dislikes being touched. I own far too many books and my bedroom is beginning to look like a rainforest for plants. One day I hope to own a big sail boat, possibly discovering new and distant lands that have escaped the notice of the lowly satellite. My hair varies between dark brunette, black, red and dark purple on a regular basis. I am a natural blonde. My eyes are a mixture of blue, green and amber. I once cycled home a bit drunk after a night out, at 2am, on an old fashioned bike with a basket, dressed up as an alligator. I love cake.

A lot of things make me want to dance about in my pants in glee:

Dancing around in my pants. Being plugged into music and leaving the world behind. Plants. Especially gerbera daisies. Food. Especially Italian and Japanese. Cake. The colours green, blue and yellow. Other colours too. Theme parks. Especially the roller coaster bit. Successful conservation projects. Going to places other people haven't been. Working abroad. Finding pretty rocks on beaches. The sea. Every animal known to man. Except wasps. And fleas. The winter months. Especially February. My birthday. However this is changing. I'm getting old now. Numerous other things. We'll defo be here all day.
What I’m doing with my life
Eating dates (the food, not the people; I'm not on here to find people to eat, I use other sites for that) and overdosing on documentaries in a bid to waste time until I find the perfect Ph.D./research expedition to take on.
I’m really good at
Everything and nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome sense of style when it comes to face wear.
My incredible eyes.
My fabulously straight teeth.
My inability to keep a normal face for more than 10 minutes.

My modesty...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
EVERYTHING MAN. Except, food wise, I'm a very strict vegetarian. Look at it this way... if you eat meat you get to dominate over all the bacon and all the jelly sweets. You lucky thing.
The six things I could never do without
My intelligence. My sanity. Animals. The freedom to practice on my worldly beliefs. Wondrous variety. Cake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being a space alien. Zombie/alien apocalypses. Having magical powers. Eating cake. Cats. Going back to bed. Every time I've ever embarrassed myself (this can consume a lot of time). Why my hair has decided to join the majestic male lion as a style icon. Whether the screws in my leg will ever unscrew themselves and angrily burst through my skin. Picking up yesterday's t-shirt off of the floor. Shark-headed-hyena-monsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rocking it up with science fiction, a book and occasionally the odd pizza thrown in.

But if I have somewhere to go, I quite happily glam up in my highest heels and nicest dresses, and lovingly abuse the alcohol, club dance floor and nearest humans to me (although last time I did this I pretty much broke part of my leg off. And trust me, spending your 25th birthday in a hospital bed waiting for your leg to be screwed back together is not the epitome of a good time).

I want to fill a kids swimming pool with blankets and pillows, take it to a secluded cliff top with no light pollution, and star gaze. Company of a mostly human male heavily preferred.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I build wooden animal sets and talk to my pets like a retard. Don't judge. But I also own Superman pyjamas and have trekked through rainforests, so balance is restored.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 23–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have/are:

Good hair. Good teeth. Nice smile. Well dressed (if you have the same look as Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl, then I'm already in love with you). Bit of an ego. Slightly arrogant. Good understanding of sarcasm. Taller. Wants to do crazy things, or at least interesting things. Wants to save the world. Likes animals. Gives good hugs. Manly. Intelligent. Prince Charming with a crown, a horse, a castle and a sword for cutting down zombies.

I understand not all these things are attainable at once.

Hint for you:

I like men to make the first move (a semblance of old fashioned yearning that has been seared into my brain, probably by the numerous movies, books and stories I absorbed throughout my mercilessness teenage years. Tragic, but true).

Send me something interesting/unique/cool/abusive. Or don't. Up to you. If I don't reply, please don't be offended, you're just not the one for me.

Take me star gazing, on a boat, in the Arctic. Or water balling, on a lake, in the US. To an open air movie, in an open top car. To the theatre to watch the ballet. To the top of the Eiffel Tower to gaze upon Paris. On a clear bottomed boat to gaze at the ocean floor. On a small private boat to watch dolphin and whale. On the London eye, at night, in our own private capsule. To the woods for a mud fight. To a pebble beach to collect shells, or the the Jurassic Coast to find a dinosaur. To a safari park to watch monkeys rip apart the car. To the coast to eat chips and stare out over the sea. To somewhere secluded to watch a sunset, or a sunrise, or both.

Or anywhere where there is cake.