Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Good hair. Good teeth. Nice smile. Well dressed (if you have the
same look as Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl, then I'm already in love
with you). Bit of an ego. Slightly arrogant. Good understanding of
sarcasm. Taller. Wants to do crazy things, or at least interesting
things. Wants to save the world. Likes animals. Gives good hugs.
Manly. Intelligent. Prince Charming with a crown, a horse, a castle
and a sword for cutting down zombies.
I understand not all these things are attainable at once.
Hint for you:
I like men to make the first move (a semblance of old fashioned
yearning that has been seared into my brain, probably by the
numerous movies, books and stories I absorbed throughout my
mercilessness teenage years. Tragic, but true).
Send me something interesting/unique/cool/abusive. Or don't. Up to
you. If I don't reply, please don't be offended, you're just not
the one for me.
Take me star gazing, on a boat, in the Arctic. Or water balling, on
a lake, in the US. To an open air movie, in an open top car. To the
theatre to watch the ballet. To the top of the Eiffel Tower to gaze
upon Paris. On a clear bottomed boat to gaze at the ocean floor. On
a small private boat to watch dolphin and whale. On the London eye,
at night, in our own private capsule. To the woods for a mud fight.
To a pebble beach to collect shells, or the the Jurassic Coast to
find a dinosaur. To a safari park to watch monkeys rip apart the
car. To the coast to eat chips and stare out over the sea. To
somewhere secluded to watch a sunset, or a sunrise, or both.
Or anywhere where there is cake.
"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always