Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am currently seeing the literal love of my life. NBD. So if you
want to talk to me, message me but I'm off market.
Well, I've decided that I'm pretty fantastic. I am super down to
earth and usually very relaxed. I love to write. Honestly the
easiest way to get to know me is to actually get to know me. Also,
I love the smell of old books.
I kinda find this whole e-meeting people thing to be silly but I am
here so...I like silly. What can I say.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I spend a huge amount of time reading and writing. I also
hang out with a few friends most of the time. Over all, I guess you
could say I'm on sabbatical.
Currently I am reading some S. M. Stirling but I am always working
on my man crush of Sir Terry Pratchett, whom I consider to be the
greatest boon upon modern literature. The Queen apparently agreed
with my assessment. Given our similar taste in literature, I've
decided that I should obviously be some sort of adviser to Her
Majesty. If you would like to assist in my letter writing campaign
send me a self addressed stamp envelope with as much cash as you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
answering questions like this. Additionally, I am fairly pleased
with how good I am at....well honestly, I don't have an answer to
this. Things I do are largely subjective and thus you'd have to see
it done to decide.
However since the question is here I might as well tell you I am
amazing at being confident. However I can't help but get nervous on
dates. Which makes me talkative. Which in turn makes me nervous
because I say whatever I feel like because I have no filter. It is
really a vicious cycle.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, I have glasses. That is fairly noticeable. Outside of that,
however, most people notice that I am very snarky.
(You should be excited. I used three exclamation marks.)
The first thing I look for on people, especially young ladies, is
piercings. I don't know why but I think that body modification, if
done tastefully, is the single most attractive thing ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Basically, I like any zombie movies. I also am pretty pro nerdy
shows. I am actually a very nerdy young man and haven't mentioned
it till now to see if you're actually reading this. ha.
Music is a tricky subject to me. I don't, as a general rule, like
music. No no, keep reading. I do make several exceptions to that
rule so it really is more of a guideline. I used to be pretty into
hardcore but have since migrated to pop. Yes, that is a slight
Food is a thing I adore. Not eating mind you, because that whole
process is disgusting. I do like to cook though. I will try to make
anything you want. Additionally I find that cooking with a date or
a partner can be very intimate and a ton of fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I find this question to be totally ridiculous. I am far too
practical to answer this correctly. I'll do my best to give it the
old college try though.
2. My nerdy hobbies.
3. Night time.
4. Gum. Not because I like to chew gum but because I like to make
origami out of the wrappers.
5. Cats. They are snarky and mean and fluffy. How is that not the
6. Terrible, terrible pop music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to do at the end of the world. Yeah I know how that sounds and
I'm the first to admit it is totally crazy but that is my one weak
point where I take a sharp right from reality and go off into my
own little world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I usually wake up around 4 p.m. on Friday so I guess that my
whole day Friday is technically Friday night. So you know,
breakfast. Go hang out with some friends and play Magic. Then head
to a party or something similar. Then home by like 5 to write till
about 8 or 9 a.m. then go to sleep before the sun gets too bright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I love love love bad pop music. I know, its awful, but
Ke$ha, Dev, or 3OH!3 win all the horses in my book.*
*note: these are not real horses. Real horses cannot fit into books
without a lot of effort.
You should message me if
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you want to know more. or if I peaked your interest in any way. or
if you just want to talk.
If your coat is sort of a brownish color.
If you made it through all the crap above.
If you can accept that I don't want to settle down; I want to share
my life with someone for a while and see where that takes me.
Also, I'm sure if I like you, you'll break my heart. No fear.
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