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31 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days... Actually, I was born in west London... Close nuff. I'm somewhat of a non-conformist and I don't take life too seriously. I'm big on morals and honesty. I'm the kind of guy that pulls over for strangers to help push their car to the gas station. I reddit, and I'm pretty well known in the r/losangeles community. I consider myself to be a nerd but I'm outgoing at the same time. I'm very inclusive, I'll make friends with the quiet people at the party as well as the loud ones. I get along with anyone that doesn't think they're cooler or of a higher social status than others. I'm wicked smart, according to a 4-hour intelligence test administered by a psychiatrist, I'm 89th percentile.

In the meantime, I'm totally fine with dating those who don't want anything serious, at least until I find that special someone. I much prefer being in a loving relationship than single, BUT, at the same time, I'd much rather be single than in a relationship where I think we're not right for each other. I want love but I'm not the kind of person that dates with it in mind. I do know that the right person is someone that can be my best friend. Looks and sex-drive will wither away with age, but then ill be left with my best friend.

Anyways, here's the plan: I'm going say we met at the Trader Joe's frozen foods section, kapish? That way it's all cute and cuddly instead of onliney and creepy.

- I'm ENFP
- I have a (hypoallergenic) cat.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do property management and I.T. Work. I want to experience as many different cultures as possible. I've been to 32 countries, I consider myself somewhat of a globe trotter already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things with common materials (McGyver stuff) and pulling things off at the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ATM receipts with the insane amount of Zeros on em, My Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants.... Sigh, must I be serious? Fine. That I'm tall, I'm smart, and that I hunt invisible bears at night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES: Amelie, Army of Darkness, Blade Runner, BraveHeart, City of Angels, Contact, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Hayao Miyazaki Films (Spirited away), Memento, Phenomenon, Post-apocalyptic movies (The Road), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, Star Trek movies, The Goonies, The Matrix, Leon The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Waterworld, Zombie movies (28 days later).

MUSIC: I like most music. Let's talk about it.

TELEVISION: Arrested Development, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Entourage, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Scrubs, Star Trek: The Next Generation & Deep Space Nine, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, The Simpsons (mainly older episodes), The X Files, Weeds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(most to least important) Oxygen, water, food, shelter, someone to care about, freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculous thoughts: When I saw a blow-up sheep: "How big of a loser does one have to be to not be able to obtain a real blow up woman and resort to boinking blow-up sheep?" Or when reading the label on a waterbottle, it said 0 fat: "Doesn't this imply that there's water out there with chunks of fat in it?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, Board game or movie night, going to or hosting fun meetups, meeting people, or just staying home and netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When nobody is available for the duty, I spoon my cat to sleep.
You should message me if
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You're not overly religious or judgmental.

I'd love to make nearby friends so If you live in the Beverly-Grove, Miracle Mile, easternmost Beverly Hills or West Hollywood you should definitely message me, even if it's not for dating purposes.

I'm not the kind of guy that looks down on people that message me first and I get along with almost everyone from the shy and nerdy to the outgoing and adventurous. There's really no reason not to say hi.