Samisfaction
32 La Jolla, CA
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My self-summary
I've changed profile names, my new profile name is themindiskey, or click here: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/themindiskey/
It's almost the same profile descriptions but the pictures and questions are all updated. If you send me a message here I won't get it.

My profile name was a joke but I thought it was too good to delete. I have an okcupid out of the realization that it's hard to meet someone with true substance at a bar or club. I value personality and intelligence.

I'm friendly yet some people are still intimidated by my height. I'm all inclusive and ambi-social,that is , I make friends with both the shy and outgoing people at a rager but i'm just as comfortable with small gatherings like playing board games. If i were a girl, I'd be trying to have Louis C.K. and Neil Degrasse Tyson's babies. Hell, I'm trying as a guy and it ain't going so well :( I prefer the weird to the norm in everything, including people. From bee handling to fine component soldering, I'm a Jack of all trades, master of some. I live with Kitters, my cat, we split the rent in half but she pays the utilities.

I'm ENTP. "As with other Intuitive (N) types, ENTPs' best compatibility rests with other Intuitives, with one or two opposing traits which help to create both balance and opportunities for growth." -Relationships/dating: ENTP
What I’m doing with my life
I want to experience the world. I've been to 32 countries so I consider myself somewhat of a globe-trotter already. My passion is working with computers but right now I do property management. I love my job.
I’m really good at
Fixing things McGyver style, procrastination, pulling things off at the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ATM receipts with the insane amount of zeros on em, my Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: Amelie, Blade Runner, BraveHeart, City of Angels, Contact, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Hayao Miyazaki Films (Spirited away), Memento, Phenomenon, Post-apocalyptic movies (The Road), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, Star Trek movies, The Goonies, The Matrix, The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Waterworld, Zombie movies (28 days later).
MUSIC: From Eminem to Frank Sinatra. I like everything. Currently my taste is that of a 12 year old girl: lady gaga, Katy perry, Taylor swift, and have 0 shame about it ;)
TELEVISION: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Friends, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Last Week Tonight, Rick and Morty, Silicon Valley, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, The Simpsons (early seasons), The X Files.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friendship, the internet/Reddit, new things to learn, the laws of physics, and free time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"shower" thoughts e.g. : Everyone existed in the same singularity, then in the heart of a star, and now those atoms are looking to be together again via online dating.

Comedic thoughts e.g. : When I realized blow-up sheep exist: How big of a loser does one have to be to not be able to obtain a real blow-up woman and resort to boinking blow-up sheep?
On a typical Friday night I am
I might be hosting or attending a party, or staying home and netflixing/gaming.

On Sundays i host a public movie night, details at www.samisfaction.com
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my cat as if she knew what the hell I was talking about.
You should message me if
I've changed profile names, my new profile name is themindiskey, or click here: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/themindiskey/
It's almost the same profile descriptions but the pictures and questions are all updated. If you send me a message here I won't get it.

I'm keeping this profile so i can still go back and find people in my favorites and so i can still have access to conversations I had a long time ago, etc.

-You enjoy philosophical, scientific, and theoretical conversation just as much as the silly and slapstick.
-You care about the well-being of total strangers.
-You are moral and believe in justice and equality.
-You'd spend billions improving the world, Bill Gates style, if you had them.
-You agree, there's no such thing as too much cuddles. Except when it's too hot.
-You want to inspire, and be inspired by someone so that together you're greater than your individual selves.
-You don't duckface.
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