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Samisfaction

26 / M / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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I am loyal, picky, and smart.

My Self-Summary

This is my 2nd Okcupid profile... I really don't like the other one but didn't want to delete it, so I decided to make this one...

The good:

The other day someone asked me if I was "whitewashed", my response was "well, I don't sound like APU, if thats what you're getting at."

I'm vehemently loyal to everyone I associate with and especially with those I love. I'm big on love, even though a lot of times I don't go out of my way to show it, I am definitely guilty of that.

I'm a quirky guy, I even come close to fitting the cookie cutter molds that everyone around me seems so comfortable being in. I don't really like L.A. and the personalities it breeds, especially my area (Beverly Hills, West Hollywood...etc.) I get along better with people from northern California, the Eastern U.S., or other countries, or people that refuse to fully conform to what mainstream culture expects of them.

Bars and clubs aren't my thing. Sure, I can dance. Sure I can get drunk and socialize, but it's just not my style. Bars and clubs are less about getting to know the REAL person (everyone's drunk and therefore not themselves, loud music keeps you from talking to each other) and more about pure physical attraction. Sure I'll go to a club with friends or with a girlfriend, but its not where I'd like to meet women. I prefer to talk and pick people's brains about this and that. I hate dating (although inevitably that's what I do) and everything that revolves around it. I prefer to be in a relationship.

I think/hope that I'm good person, I do whats right and think morality is important. I'm the kind of guy that would help an old lady cross the street (and I have). I don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal...etc.

I'm honest, even when people don't want me to be. If we took the cliche question: "does my ass look fat in this?", my response would be truthful.

I'm not 100% Vegetarian, not even close, but all my ex-girlfriends were vegetarian and their choice kinda rubbed off on me. I now limit my meat consumption.

The bad:

I don't like how people ONLY list their good qualities, so I'm going to list my bad ones as well.

I have adult ADD, I've officially (and medically) been diagnosed November 2008, but hopefully modern medicine will help me.

I can be stubborn and hard to deal with sometimes.

I procrastinate like nobody's business and can be lazy.

The REST (randomly unorganized):
My religion is not listed because I am a deist (meaning that I believe in some higher power, but I choose not to follow any particular religion) and they don't have that option YET. I'm a picky person, especially when it comes to women. I don't think anyone should lower their standards or be with anyone they deem to be less than ideal. I'm looking for the following traits in someone: Honesty, Compassion, Intelligence, and intellectualism. She loves adventure, nature, and the outdoors. She can never do without love or companionship. She has a friendly smile and a easygoing personality.

Editors

What I’m doing with my life

I just graduated college. I'm trying to find a good job. Currently I'm working as a property manager and handyman.... what's that maam? You need your pipes fixed? cue porno music.... In all seriousness I'm thinking of working in translation since I'm fluent in Arabic. The economy is not good right now, and finding work seems impossible.

I want to find a job that I would enjoy where I can help people. Not "Yeah, I'll have the #2 combo with fries" type helping people but the "Thanks so much, you've changed our lives" type of helping people.

I'd like to find that someone whom I can share my life with, but even if I found the woman of my dreams, the love of my life, I don't see myself getting married in the next 7 years.

Editors

I’m really good at

Building and fixing stuff, interrupting people, kicking ass at video games, Eating like it's a race, pulling things off at the 11th hour.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm tall, smart, and quirky.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: 1984, Animal Farm, cache 22, Lord of the Flies, My Antonia, Rainbow Six, The Metamorphosis, War and Peace (just kidding), War of the Worlds, and probably more that I don't remember.

MOVIES: 23, 40 Year Old Virgin, Amelie, Blade Runner, Boondock Saints, BraveHeart, Children of men, City of Angels, Constantine, Contact, Dark City, Evil Dead Trilogy, Equilibrium, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Gandhi, Hackers, Hotel Rwanda, Howl's Moving Castle, Kill Bill trilogy, Living Dead Trilogy, Lord of War, Memento, Office Space, Orgazmo, Phenomenon, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Saw trilogy, Se7en, Serenity, Spirited Away, Star-trek movies, The Animatrix, The Godfather (trilogy), The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Goonies, The Last Samurai, The Matrix (only the original), The Notebook, The Professional (Leon in Europe), The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Tombstone, V for Vendetta, Vanilla Sky, Zatoichi, Zombie movies.

MUSIC: Everything: Classical, hip-hop, metal, rap, rock, techno, trance....whatever. Favorites include: Alien Ant Farm, Blue Oyster Cult, Dr Dre, Flogging Molly, Johnny Cash, Outkast, Rammstein, The Bee Gees, The notorious B.I.G, Tupac, Weezer...and way...way more.

FOOD: Asian, Dark Chocolate, eggplant. Ethiopian, Lamb, Mediterranean (Middle-eastern).

TELEVISION: Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Entourage, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, Pen & Teller's bullshit, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Star Trek: The next generation, Stargate SG-1, The Mythbusters, The Simpsons (mainly older episodes), The X Files, Weeds.

The six things I could never do without

In order of most importance: Oxygen, water, food, love, shelter, freedom.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

love.

"Where the hell are my keys?"

"Its 4am, why am I not tired?"

"If I cut X in half, and stick into onto Y, and attach a fan, will I improve my energy efficiency?"

On a typical Friday night I am

doing the same thing I do every Friday night.... trying to take over the world....

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

- I shave between my eyebrows cause if I don't they connect and you get the uber horrific uni-brow of death!

- When spooning, I like being outer spoon just as much as I like being inner spoon... I don't know why I don't like to admit that...

- I've gotten watery eyes on certain incredibly cheesy chick flicks such as "Ghost" and "Titanic". Ok fuck you, I balled my eyes out in the scene in ghost when they spend their last moments with each other... I hope you're happy! :P

You should message me if

Not all required, but the more the better:

- Are unique/different enough to differentiate yourself from the average Abercrombie California girl but not so different that you're just plain weird.

- You consider yourself a "good person", think morality is important, or wouldn't mind going out of your way to help someone who needs the help.

- You have "girl next door" qualities, and consider yourself to be close to 0% bitch. I like "nice" girls.

- We have a lot in common... when it comes to our interests, movies, etc... (obviously :P)

- You consider yourself an Intellectual, are otherwise Brilliant or Smart, if you simply know a lot of random facts, or any combination thereof.

- Are a gamer chick, or if you at least enjoy video games.