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32 Beverly Hills, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 29
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Last week a friend of mine married an amazing woman he met off okcupid. Two years ago he told me "I'm never getting married again". So I feel there's hope for this website yet.

Psssst, here's the plan: I'm going say we met at the Trader Joe's frozen foods section, kapeesh? That way it's a cute and cuddly story.

I'm inclusive, I'll make friends with both the quiet and loud people at a party. I'm just as comfortable with smalltime gatherings, playing board games, or watching movies with friends. I get along with anyone that doesn't think they're cooler or of a higher social status than others. If i were a girl, I'd be trying to have Luis C.K. And Neil Degrasse Tyson's babies. Hell, I'm trying as a guy and it ain't going so well :( I'm ENFP and I have a hypoallergenic cat (she's not the bald scrotum-looking either.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to experience the world's cultures. I've been to 32 countries so I consider myself somewhat of a globe trotter already. My passion is working with computers but right now I do property management. I love my job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things with common materials (McGyver style),procrastination, pulling things off at the last minute, making friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ATM receipts with the insane amount of zeros on em, my Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants.... Sigh, must I be serious? Fine. That I'm tall, I'm smart, and that I hunt invisible bears at night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES: Amelie, Blade Runner, BraveHeart, City of Angels, Contact, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Hayao Miyazaki Films (Spirited away), Memento, Phenomenon, Post-apocalyptic movies (The Road), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, Star Trek movies, The Goonies, The Matrix, The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Waterworld, Zombie movies (28 days later).
MUSIC: From Eminem to Frank Sinatra. I like everything. Currently my taste is that of a 12 year old girl: lady gaga, Katy perry, Taylor swift, and have 0 shame about it ;)
TELEVISION: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Friends, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Rick and Morty, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, The Simpsons (early seasons), The X Files.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, the internet/reddit, companionship/cuddles, affection/love, and free time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"shower" thoughts: Once upon a time, I and everyone alive today existed in the same point/singularity, then we were all in the heart of a star. Now those two bunches of hydrogen and oxygen atoms are using okcupid so they can be together again.

Ridiculous comedic thoughts: When I saw a blow-up sheep: How big of a loser does one have to be, to not be able to obtain a real blow-up woman and resort to boinking blow-up sheep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making friends/acquaintances is a hobby of mine, but so is staying at home and shutting the world it depends. I might be attending or hosting fun get-togethers, or staying home and netflixing or playin' video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk to my cat as if she knew what the hell i was talking about.
You should message me if
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If you would like to help me walk my cat. She doesn't do so well with following me when I'm alone but if there's at least one other person she will "follow the pack".

you want what I want:
-A friend: Someone who shares my interests.
-A confidant: Someone who I trust and who trusts me.
-Someone who shares my sense of humor.
-Someone who is nice to the waiter/ess, and everyone else for that matter.