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Samisfaction

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm inclusive, I'll make friends with the quiet people at the party as well as the loud ones. I'm just as comfortable with smalltime gatherings playing board games or watching movies with friends. I get along with anyone that doesn't think they're cooler or of a higher social status than others. If i were a girl, I'd be trying to have Luis C.K. And Neil Degrasse Tyson's babies. Hell, I'm trying as a guy and it ain't going so well :( I'm ENFP and I have a hypoallergenic cat (she's not the bald scrotum-looking kind either).

Anyways, here's the plan: I'm going say we met at the Trader Joe's frozen foods section, kapeesh? That way it's a cute and cuddly story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My absolute passion is working on computers, the harder the job the more interested i am in it. Unfortunately, it's nearly impossible to make a livable wage doing what I love, so I do property management instead. I want to experience as many different cultures as possible. I've been to 32 countries (north Africa, Europe, Central America, Russia), I consider myself somewhat of a globe trotter already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things with common materials (McGyver stuff),procrastination, pulling things off spectacularly at the last minute, making friends out of strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ATM receipts with the insane amount of zeros on em, my Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants.... Sigh, must I be serious? Fine. That I'm tall, I'm smart, and that I hunt invisible bears at night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MOVIES: Amelie, Blade Runner, BraveHeart, City of Angels, Contact, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Hayao Miyazaki Films (Spirited away), Memento, Phenomenon, Post-apocalyptic movies (The Road), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, Star Trek movies, The Goonies, The Matrix, The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Waterworld, Zombie movies (28 days later).
MUSIC: From Eminem to Frank Sinatra. I like everything. Currently my taste is that of a 12 year old girl: lady gaga, Katy perry, Taylor swift, and have 0 shame about it ;)
TELEVISION: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Friends, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Rick and Morty, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, The Simpsons (early seasons), The X Files.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, the internet/reddit, companionship/cuddles, affection/love,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deep "shower" thoughts: Once upon a time, I and everyone alive today existed in the same point/singularity, then we were all in the heart of a star. Now those two bunches of hydrogen and oxygen atoms are using okcupid so they can be together again.

Ridiculous comedic thoughts: When I saw a blow-up sheep: How big of a loser does one have to be, to not be able to obtain a real blow-up woman and resort to boinking blow-up sheep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I LOVE meeting people. Making friends/acquaintances out of strangers is a hobby of mine. I'm usually either attending or hosting fun get-togethers, or just staying home and netflixing or playin' video games.

If you want to meet me and others like me outside of the dating context check meetup.com under the "Los Angeles redditors" group. I host parties, movie nights, board game nights, karaoke, and other open-to-the-nerdy-public events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my cat as if she knew what the hell i was talking about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Oh my god, why would you want to do that? Click this link for details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXKwk1t1eJs&t=111m42s ( if you're on your phone go to 1:51:40 on the video. But seriously, you don't need a reason to say hi :)