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Samisfaction

32 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:56am
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My profile name was a joke but I thought it was too good to delete. I have an okcupid out of the realization that it's hard to meet someone with true substance at a bar or club. Common conversation revolves around celebrity gossip and I'd rather talk about ways to fix world problems. I value personality and intelligence.

I'm friendly yet some people are still intimidated by my height. I'm all inclusive and ambi-social,that is , I make friends with both the shy and outgoing people at a rager but i'm just as comfortable with small gatherings like playing board games. If i were a girl, I'd be trying to have Louis C.K. and Neil Degrasse Tyson's babies. Hell, I'm trying as a guy and it ain't going so well :( I prefer the weird to the norm in everything, including people. From bee handling to fine component soldering, I'm a Jack of all trades, master of some. I live with Kitters, my cat, we split the rent in half but she pays the utilities.

ENFP
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to experience the world. I've been to 32 countries so I consider myself somewhat of a globe-trotter already. My passion is working with computers but right now I do property management. I love my job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things McGyver style, procrastination, pulling things off at the last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ATM receipts with the insane amount of zeros on em, my Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MOVIES: Amelie, Blade Runner, BraveHeart, City of Angels, Contact, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Hayao Miyazaki Films (Spirited away), Memento, Phenomenon, Post-apocalyptic movies (The Road), Saving Private Ryan, Serenity, Star Trek movies, The Goonies, The Matrix, The Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Waterworld, Zombie movies (28 days later).
MUSIC: From Eminem to Frank Sinatra. I like everything. Currently my taste is that of a 12 year old girl: lady gaga, Katy perry, Taylor swift, and have 0 shame about it ;)
TELEVISION: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Becker, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Friends, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Last Week Tonight, Rick and Morty, Silicon Valley, Star Trek: TNG & DS9, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, The Simpsons (early seasons), The X Files.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friendship, the internet/Reddit, new things to learn, the laws of physics, and free time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"shower" thoughts e.g. : Everyone existed in the same singularity, then in the heart of a star, and now those atoms are looking to be together again via online dating.

Comedic thoughts e.g. : When I realized blow-up sheep exist: How big of a loser does one have to be to not be able to obtain a real blow-up woman and resort to boinking blow-up sheep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be hosting or attending a party, or staying home and netflixing/gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my cat as if she knew what the hell i was talking about.
You should message me if
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you don't duckface.