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Samito99

31 Santa Barbara, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Catalan (Okay), Spanish (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like learning and working with languages. Santa Barbara born. Odd sense of humor. Pretty well traveled. Smart. Capable of creativity. Lazy. I love coffee, soccer, building things, strangeness, and talking and teaching.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making things for people to learn languages with. Theatre when I can. Soonishly going somewhere Spanish is spoken for a really long time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. Solving problems. Annoying people. Making people laugh. Ruining things. Would you rather... Teaching. Using my manners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Grammar books, dictionaries, discussion of religion, HST, Heinlein, Hemingway

Movies: Cohen, Anderson, Gilliam, Jarmusch... the usual.

Shows: Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Top Gear, Modern Family, All in the Family

Food: Burritos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hands
Numbers
Burritos
My larynx
Warmth
Humor
Cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. It's my job and I like it. I also try to politely discourage people from letting belief in supernatural nonsense keep them from making sound decisions. I think this is a serious public health issue that we don't always have to treat politely, but it helps to do so whenever possible.