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29 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 13, 2006
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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IM RANDOM!(updated slightly) Well I like doing pretty much anything, anytime. I enjoy playing all sports, Im very open minded with music :) I have an African grey parrot her name is Pepper. Im very spontaneous, I always want to do something, I like puppies! I fell asleep during the super bowl! I aspire to be an ass model. I like mud wrestling and eating dirt. I think when people say: `this one time at bandcamp`... They are being very original and I kiss them. A question That I submitted that was rejected was: Would you rather have no Hands or HIV?(and the answers)

- Its treatable right?

- Bye Bye Masturbation!
My role model is C�line Dion... one day I too hope to marry a man named Rene. I havent been able to cry for several years...sadly(untill recently, after a bad break-up. My favourite ceral is cinnamon toast crunch. Im a certified bartender.. which means I went to school for it but dont have a job doing it yet. I drive a motorcycle... in my mind. I wish I still played with lego, then I could build dirty things... like mud puddles and cute piggys. Sometimes I cry when angels deserve to die... I once ate an ENTIRE PERSONAL PIZZA FROM BOSTON PIZZA!! Do I look fat in these pants? don�t you hate pants? sometimes I serenade special girls. Bambi was the saddest movie I have ever seen, thumper was my favourite character. Did you just touch my ass?!... Would you like to? did you know that head cheese isnt cheese or head at all!? Look it up and throw up.. did you know that I was born a MAN? `Let Go- by Frou Frou` is a NEW (not so new anymore) good song. Just(Again, not so 'JUST') saw Garden State too that was a very good movie, where that song came from...Yeah im not that good at finding indie bands im too lazy also my quote key is NO LONGER broken along with my underscore. I like to parade around topless. did you also know that I am a good kisser? and yes you are very welcome, for me wasting your time

I am spontaneous, truthful, and an eater of meats
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a student at a nearby post secondary institution Kwantlen university/college taking female studies and attending feminist what if I like my women 'Sasquatchy'�.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, billiards, Im not a grave digger..I just like to dig holes then lay in them. Cooking and baking lying perhaps? singing. Procrastinating, and I forgot kissing, and sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the dead fetus on the side of my face and my superfluous third nipple... Oh and my smile... because most people in my family lack teeth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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napolean dynamite watch it love it repeat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, music, knowledge, entertainment, Oxygen( but that is least important)... oh and Liza Minelli!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself in 40 years... or a peanut butter sandwhich... whatever is more intelligent at the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flat on the floor looking back, on old love, or lack thereof, after all the crushes are faded and all my wishful thinking was wrong. I'm jaded, I hate it.

(if you know waht song thats from, I will love you)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear panties
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have a bum that has its own supply of sound effects when you walk. You enojy the company of attractive guys who are stable, unobnoxious and very down to earth and UNpredictable...Oh and you like what you see, and could have fun with me *wink*