Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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fill this out? Or maybe an ad for a pet?
One slightly used white female. 28 years old. A bit on the short
side, but she makes up for it with a big personality! Her name is
Sam and she's smart, sassy, and sincere! If you're interested call
(555) 867-5309. Serious inquiries only.
I have a Bachelor's Degree in Liberal Studies.
I own a small art consignment shop called Craft & 'craft.
I love to read, do various crafts, and watch too much TV. I'm
really into Doctor Who lately.
I've been told I have a lot of life experience for someone my age.
I'm not always sure that's a compliment.
I think I'm hilarious. I have a very dark sense of humor, and I'm
I'm blunt in a way that many perceive as rude. I'm harsh and can be
I'm reckless. I get bored very easily. I wish I had the attention
span of a goldfish.
I'm into the goth subculture. I tend to hang out at goth
I'm pretty intense. It seems like everyone writes about how
laid-back they are. I'm not. I'm intense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being wicked awesome.
Stuff 'n thangs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crocheting, reading, being hilarious, existing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. I don't think there's anything particularly
remarkable about me. I've been told my eyes are fascinating because
they change color. When people remember me, especially from
something obscure, it's really weird for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dark Tower 4: Wizard and Glass
Close second favorite book: Intensity by Dean Koontz. I read it at
least once a year.
I read a lot of horror. If I read non-fiction, I prefer true
Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm also really into Doctor Who
right now. I think I said that earlier.
Music: emo/screamo, goth, new metal
Movies: horror, especially zombie movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2) the ability to learn
4) delicious flavor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home, reading or wasting time online. If I'm out, I'm in BG hanging
out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a preserved lobster in a jar. His name's Kyle. And a small
shark. His name's Timmy. And several skulls. I make jewelry out of
bones. None of that's private, I just didn't know where else to put
I like weird things.
I talk to inanimate objects.
I talk to the tv.
I don't have much in the way of private stuff. I'm pretty much an
open book I guess. Except with my emotions. Once bitten, twice shy.
You should message me if
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~you like fun, 'cause I like fun.
~you're goth or emo (also if you're not...but especially if you
~I admit, I'm often not good at starting conversations on here, so
if I viewed your profile and didn't message you, it's possible I
just didn't know what to say.
You should not message me if you're just going to say "hey" or
"hi". It's annoying and I'm not going to respond. If you're going
to ask how I'm doing I'll save you some time: I'm fine.
If you don't have time to use proper grammar and spelling in your
profile and messages, I don't have time to talk to you.
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