SammieB1987
29 Oak Harbor, OH
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My self-summary
Does anyone else feel like they're writing a For Sale ad when they fill this out? Or maybe an ad for a pet?
One slightly used white female. 29 years old. A bit on the short side, but she makes up for it with a big personality! Her name is Sam and she's smart, sassy, and sincere! If you're interested call (555) 867-5309. Serious inquiries only.

I have a Bachelor's Degree in Liberal Studies.
I own a small art consignment shop called Craft & 'craft.
I love to read, do various crafts, and watch too much TV. I'm really into Doctor Who lately.
I've been told I have a lot of life experience for someone my age. I'm not always sure that's a compliment.
I think I'm hilarious. I have a very dark sense of humor, and I'm often sarcastic.
I'm blunt in a way that many perceive as rude. I'm harsh and can be very judgemental.
I'm reckless. I get bored very easily. I wish I had the attention span of a goldfish.
I'm into the goth subculture. I tend to hang out at goth clubs.
I'm pretty intense. It seems like everyone writes about how laid-back they are. I'm not. I'm intense.
What I’m doing with my life
Being wicked awesome.
Stuff 'n thangs
I’m really good at
crocheting, reading, being hilarious, existing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. I don't think there's anything particularly remarkable about me. I've been told my eyes are fascinating because they change color. When people remember me, especially from something obscure, it's really weird for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower 4: Wizard and Glass
Close second favorite book: Intensity by Dean Koontz. I read it at least once a year.
I read a lot of horror. If I read non-fiction, I prefer true crime.
Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm also really into Doctor Who right now. I think I said that earlier.
Music: emo/screamo, goth, new metal
Movies: horror, especially zombie movies
The six things I could never do without
1) family
2) the ability to learn
3) books
4) delicious flavor
5) humor
6) cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gravity.
The zombie apocalypse.
Bananas.
On a typical Friday night I am
home, reading or wasting time online. If I'm out, I'm in BG hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a preserved lobster in a jar. His name's Kyle. And a small shark. His name's Timmy. And several skulls. I make jewelry out of bones. None of that's private, I just didn't know where else to put it :)
I like weird things.
I talk to inanimate objects.
I talk to the tv.

I don't have much in the way of private stuff. I'm pretty much an open book I guess. Except with my emotions. Once bitten, twice shy.
You should message me if
~you like fun, 'cause I like fun.
~you're goth or emo (also if you're not...but especially if you are).
~I admit, I'm often not good at starting conversations on here, so if I viewed your profile and didn't message you, it's possible I just didn't know what to say.

You should not message me if you're just going to say "hey" or "hi". It's annoying and I'm not going to respond. If you're going to ask how I'm doing I'll save you some time: I'm fine.

If you don't have time to use proper grammar and spelling in your profile and messages, I don't have time to talk to you.
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