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Sammymyhammy

47 Miami, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I had a massive stroke, about a year and a half ago. I am currently on a route to full recovery. I still have some minor issues, but I am full of positive energy. Most people would never know I had a stroke, but I just put this out here, because I believe in full disclosure.

I am sarcastic, sophisticated, and sophmoric
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am Currently bettering myself in every way possible. I am taking the path to attain my law degree. I am also rehabbing from the stroke I had. The journey I am on is actually quite interesting, I love to try new things. I also value friendship, and I truly believe in the good of most people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a decent cook,an avid cyclist Making others laugh..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lock-jaw way of speaking, think about James Spader in his swarmy eighties movie day. My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies. Un Coeur en Hiver, Bridge on the River Kwai, Miller's Crossing, Blade Runner, Pulp Fiction. I have an extensive movie collection and tend to be a snob about it.

Music. The Clash, U2, New Order, Bare Naked Ladies,and I loathe the Tragically Hip.

Books. Anything about cycling, (I am pretty much obsessed about this topic). Letters to Wendys (The funniest book on Earth). Any Sociological book on the study of race and class in America. Various Novels, I just read The Fountainhead, just to cheese off one of my socialist co-workers.

Television. Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Office,(both U.K and U.S versions),The greatest of all time Homocide: Life on the Street.

Food. Thai, Greek, Italian,I love a perfectly made Reuben sandwich.

Tasty Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My five bicycles, My down comforter, my DVD collection, my love for being sarcastic,My joy of living and my way of over-enunciating words. I did not take my down comforter with me to Florida, I guess I was wrong about that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Superman, and I know whats happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do like dogs, but I am afraid of most of them. This only goes for certain breeds.
You should message me if
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If you think we might hit it off. I am rather talkative, and I do enjoy meeting interesting people.