Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Sammymyhammy

46 M Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I had a massive stroke, about a year and a half ago. I am currently on a route to full recovery. I still have some minor issues, but I am full of positive energy.

I am sarcastic, sophisticated, and sophmoric
What I’m doing with my life
I am Currently bettering myself in every way possible. I am taking the path to attain my law degree. I am also rehabbing from the stroke I had. The journey I am on is actually quite interesting, just sometimes I get angry at my stupid brain. I love to say "stupid brain" in my Homer Simpson voice. I spend a lot of time exploring Miami as well.
I’m really good at
I am a decent cook,an avid cyclist Making others laugh..
The first things people usually notice about me
My lock-jaw way of speaking, think about James Spader in his swarmy eighties movie day. My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies. Un Coeur en Hiver, Bridge on the River Kwai, Miller's Crossing, Blade Runner, Pulp Fiction. I have an extensive movie collection and tend to be a snob about it.

Music. The Clash, U2, New Order, Bare Naked Ladies,and I loathe the Tragically Hip.

Books. Anything about cycling, (I am pretty much obsessed about this topic). Letters to Wendys (The funniest book on Earth). Any Sociological book on the study of race and class in America. Various Novels, I just read The Fountainhead, just to cheese off one of my socialist co-workers.

Television. Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Office,(both U.K and U.S versions),The greatest of all time Homocide: Life on the Street.

Food. Thai, Greek, Italian,I love a perfectly made Reuben sandwich.

Tasty Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
My five bicycles, My down comforter, my DVD collection, my love for being sarcastic,My joy of living and my way of over-enunciating words. I did not take my down comforter with me to Florida, I guess I was wrong about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Superman, and I know whats happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do like dogs, but I am afraid of most of them. This only goes for certain breeds.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are looking for a laugh, or just want someone to lean on.