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Samsonite03

27 F Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:39pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
***Sorry if I look at your page more than once.. Most of the time it's either that I can't remember if I looked, or if my dumb finger slipped again.. I promise I'm not trying to look like a weirdo..***

~ Here are a few facts about me for all you lovely guys and gals ~

•I'm a klutz. I run into more walls and doors than anyone should.

•When I take naps, I like to lay horizontally instead of vertically on the bed.. I like to mix it up and keep life interesting.

•My memory is kinda not so great so I repeat things a lot.. mostly because I can't remember if I've already told you or if I just thought about telling you.

•I'm blind as a bat so you'll most likely never see me without my glasses.. they are my lifeline. Without them, even colors get iffy.

•I like lists. Mostly because if not, I'll forget what I'm doing and start something else (I blame the memory thing).

•I often suffer from word vomit. I'll give you a 3-5 minute conversation when you only asked a yes/no question. I already feel like this is longer than I expected it to be and yet I can't stop writing.

•I have a 4 year old daughter.. She's more awesome than the other kids.. I know all parents say that, but I'm actually right..

•While driving in my car I am an international singing sensation. Other cars probably judge me because I look like I'm making a music video as I drive. My phone often doubles as a microphone.

•I'm a procrastinator. But I feel like it is ok because my best work is done under pressure.

•Apparently I look like I'm only 21 or something in person.. I still have a few here and there ask when I'll graduate high school haha.

•Corny jokes make me laugh. Hard.

Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Worked and managed a retail store for 7 years and finally got out so now I'm focusing on making it through school in one piece.. Fingers crossed..
I’m really good at
Gotta go with breathing... Been doing it all by myself for 26 years and haven't stopped yet so I'd say I'm pretty good at that..

Getting sidetracked is probably my next biggest accomplishment.. I could do that with my eyes closed..

Also, surviving apocalypses unharmed....
The first things people usually notice about me
That they know me from somewhere, but can't figure out where.. Chances are it's from blockbuster so don't rack your brain too hard trying to figure it out.

Oh, I've also had strangers tell me my skin is soft, so it must be true I guess..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I haven't been much of a reader recently, but I do enjoy it a lot.. I'm willing to admit that 50 Shades was the last that I read haha.. I need to up my reading list for sure so don't be afraid to give me a recommendation..

Movies: 300, The Departed, Zombieland, Fracture, Memento, The Notebook, The Mexican, superhero movies, practically anything with the Seth Rogan/James Franco crew, and of course, The Lion King or any other awesome Disney movie from my youth..

Tv shows: Dexter, Orange Is The New Black, L Word, American Horror Story, Scandal, Arrow, Vampire Diaries, Friends (yes, I will watch the reruns over and over again), Grey's Anatomy, and probably anything else if I get a really good recommendation for it.. No reality tv though.. It's not for me..

Music: I'm really easy to please with music.. Depending on who I'm with will determine what I listen to. If it's good, then I'll like it.. My most used Pandora stations are Lana Del Ray, The Weeknd, 50s Rock N Roll, and a little 90s Pop for the good memories.. Also, the Disney station cause those are all awesome songs..

Food: I eat to live more than I live to eat.. I am a crappy cook so please don't embarrass me and ask me to simmer the tomatoes or any of that other fancy stuff.. I'm all about compromise though.. I'll wash my little heart out on those dishes!
The six things I could never do without
1. Loved ones obviously
2. Laughter
3. Kissing
4. Wine
5. Pizza
6. Good grammar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to up my gym game
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know..... Just doing hood rat things with my hood rat friends....

Which translates to...

Sitting at home alone eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not ready to use the word 'addict' buuut I can't stop taking 'selfies' in my car while sitting in my driveway.. It's my judgement-free zone..
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... You can show me around Houston.. I'm ashamed to say I've lived here my entire life and haven't experienced anything this city has to offer..

Let's go on adventures together!!

Hopefully you are at least somewhat close to the northwest part of Houston.. Long distance is not fun for anyone..

It's a bit depressing I have to add this disclaimer: I'm not here looking for hook ups, so let me save you the trouble of messaging me if you are.. Show some respect and keep it in your pants bro..

If you made it this far without needing a snack or potty break, you may as well drop me a line.