Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Sorry if I look at your page more than once.. Most of the time
it's either that I can't remember if I looked, or if my dumb finger
slipped again.. I promise I'm not trying to look like a
~ Here are a few facts about me for all you lovely guys and gals
•I'm a Texans fan. Hopefully you are too, otherwise we might have
some problems come Sunday.
•I'm a klutz. I run into more walls and doors than anyone
•When I take naps, I like to lay horizontally instead of vertically
on the bed.. I like to mix it up and keep life interesting.
•My memory is kinda not so great so I repeat things a lot.. mostly
because I can't remember if I've already told you or if I just
thought about telling you.
•I'm blind as a bat so you'll most likely never see me without my
glasses.. they are my lifeline. Without them, even colors get
•I like lists. Mostly because if not, I'll forget what I'm doing
and start something else (I blame the memory thing).
•I often suffer from word vomit. I'll give you a 3-5 minute
conversation when you only asked a yes/no question. I already feel
like this is longer than I expected it to be and yet I can't stop
•I have a 5 year old daughter.. She's more awesome than the other
kids.. I know all parents say that, but I'm actually right..
•While driving in my car I am an international singing sensation.
Other cars probably judge me because I look like I'm making a music
video as I drive. My phone often doubles as a microphone.
•I'm a procrastinator. But I feel like it is ok because my best
work is done under pressure.
•Apparently I look like I'm only 21 or something in person.. I
still have a few here and there ask when I'll graduate high school
•Corny jokes make me laugh. Hard.
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll let you know when I find out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gotta go with breathing... Been doing it all by myself for 28 years
and haven't stopped yet so I'd say I'm pretty good at that..
Getting sidetracked is probably my next biggest accomplishment.. I
could do that with my eyes closed..
Also, surviving apocalypses unharmed....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strangers tell me my skin is soft, so it must be true I guess..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I haven't been much of a reader recently, but I do enjoy it
a lot.. I'm willing to admit that 50 Shades was the last that I
read haha.. I need to up my reading list for sure so don't be
afraid to give me a recommendation..
Movies: 300, The Departed, Zombieland, Fracture, Memento, The
Notebook, The Mexican, superhero movies, practically anything with
the Seth Rogan/James Franco crew, and of course, The Lion King or
any other awesome Disney movie from my youth..
Tv shows: Vikings, Sons, Dexter, Orange Is The New Black, L Word,
American Horror Story, Scandal, Arrow, Vampire Diaries, Friends
(yes, I will watch the reruns over and over again), Grey's Anatomy,
and probably anything else if I get a really good recommendation
for it.. No reality tv though.. It's not for me..
Music: I'm really easy to please with music.. Depending on who I'm
with will determine what I listen to. If it's good, then I'll like
it.. My most used Pandora stations are Lana Del Ray, The Weeknd,
50s Rock N Roll, and a little 90s Pop for the good memories.. Also,
the Disney station cause those are all awesome songs..
Food: I eat to live more than I live to eat.. I am a crappy cook so
please don't embarrass me and ask me to simmer the tomatoes or any
of that other fancy stuff.. I'm all about compromise though.. I'll
wash my little heart out on those dishes!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Loved ones obviously
6. Good grammar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, you know..... Just doing hood rat things with my hood rat
Which translates to...
Sitting at home alone eating (or drinking) in bed watching
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know the lyrics to quite a few songs I shouldn't
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... You can show me around Houston.. I'm ashamed to say I've lived
here my entire life and haven't experienced anything this city has
Let's go on adventures together!!
Hopefully you are at least somewhat close to the northwest part of
Houston.. Long distance is not fun for anyone..
It's a bit depressing I have to add this disclaimer: I'm not here
looking for hook ups, so let me save you the trouble of messaging
me if you are.. Show some respect and keep it in your pants
If you made it this far without needing a snack or potty break, you
may as well drop me a line.
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