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27 New Haven, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t want kids

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My self-summary
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A public service announcement from my old friend Quinn:

"Internet love is possible. I know, because I met Samuel on the internet. He is a wonderful, witty young lad. I would say that he does everything with a certain literary flair, but that's not always true. And that's a good thing. I hate people who can't just be human once in a while, which is something that Sam is exceedingly good at.

A globe-trotting adventurer, young Sam has seen and experienced a bunch of places. It's pretty typical on here for someone to post pictures of their study abroad in India and talk about how much it TOTALLY CHANGED THEIR LIFE, but I can say with certainty that Sam's travels have had a deep and lasting impact. There is nothing so good for one's character as exposure, and Samwise has it in droves.

One time we had to sleep in the same bed and Sam didn't complain when I stayed up late reading comic books and later farted on him.

Ladies, Sam is a catch. He's well-read, funny, handsome, and above all, human - so very, very human."

I think human means I fuck up sometimes in really endearing ways but I can't confirm this.
What I’m doing with my life
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After another three-month exile, I'm back in New Haven for the long haul. Started work on a new book, hope to have a draft by summer. Will spend the winter staring out a window while snow falls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories
Recognizing obscure actors in bit parts
Finding my way without a map
Talking to strangers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. If writing doesn't pan out I could be the future of NPR or a discount Alec Baldwin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Treasure Island, Invisible Cities, Nabokov, Pynchon, Mark Twain, Hemingway, Vonnegut, Flann O'Brien, Cheever, Katherine Anne Porter, Kafka, Elkin, Joyce, Gaddis, Barthelme, Gass, Borges, pretty much anything by Bill Bryson, Krapp's Last Tape, Calvin & Hobbes, Achewood, The Far Side, more more more

Deadwood [and anything else David Milch wrote and HBO cancelled], The Wire, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Louie, Carnivale, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Boardwalk Empire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Archer, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Sopranos, Firefly, Marion & Geoff, The Trip, I Claudius, Twin Peaks

A Serious Man, Rushmore, Blade Runner, The Life Aquatic, Commando, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Master and Commander, 8 1/2, Synecdoche New York, La Dolce Vita, Manhattan, The Fall, La Grande Bellezza, Apocalypse Now, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, The Master, Inside Llewyn Davis and The Grand Budapest Hotel [saw the last couple five times in the theater, no shame]

The Duke Silver Trio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Stories was everything and everything was stories."
They're all I need.
Did I just cheat this category? Yes, yes I did.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do you write like that how do you even think of those words and put THOSE words in THAT order I wonder if PT Anderson doesn't like opening his eyes unless he can frame everything beautifully that building is butt ugly thanks modernism wonder if I could climb it oh man that person is so old but I bet he knows some good stories am I ever gonna be that old I hope so jeez that woman looks sorta down wonder what's on her mind look a dog! stream of consciousness is a pretty weak technique and yeah I'd tell that to Joyce tell it right to his FACE too I'm kinda hungry
New Haven is a beautiful city
lucky us huh?
You should message me if
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You like to talk. And you're not ashamed of what you like and how you want to live. It's a good place to start.