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27 New Haven, CT Man


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  • Ages 20–35
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Last Online
Dec 19
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids

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My self-summary
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A public service announcement from my old friend Quinn:

"Internet love is possible. I know, because I met Samuel on the internet. He is a wonderful, witty young lad. I would say that he does everything with a certain literary flair, but that's not always true. And that's a good thing. I hate people who can't just be human once in a while, which is something that Sam is exceedingly good at. Let's say that occasionally he does things with a certain literary flair, and leave it at that.

A globe-trotting adventurer, young Sam has seen and experienced a bunch of places. It's pretty typical on here for someone to post pictures of their study abroad in India and talk about how much it TOTALLY CHANGED THEIR LIFE, but I can say with certainty that Sam's travels have had a deep and lasting impact. There is nothing so good for one's character as exposure, and Samwise has it in droves.

One time we had to sleep in the same bed and Sam didn't complain when I stayed up late reading comic books and later farted on him.

Ladies, Sam is a catch. He's well-read, funny, handsome, and above all, human - so very, very human."

I think human means I fuck up sometimes in really endearing ways but I can't confirm this.
What I’m doing with my life
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After another three-month exile, I'm back in New Haven for the long haul. Started work on a new book and I hope to have a draft by summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories
Recognizing obscure actors in bit parts
Finding my way without a map
Talking to strangers
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice. If writing doesn't pan out I could be the future of NPR or a discount Alec Baldwin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Calvino, Nabokov, Pynchon, Mark Twain, Hemingway, Vonnegut, Flann O'Brien, Cheever, Kafka, Elkin, Joyce, Gaddis, Barthelme, Gass, Borges, pretty much anything by Bill Bryson, Krapp's Last Tape, Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, more more more

Deadwood [and anything else David Milch wrote and HBO cancelled], The Wire, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Louie, Carnivale, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Boardwalk Empire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Archer, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Sopranos, Firefly, Marion & Geoff, The Trip, I Claudius, Twin Peaks

A Serious Man, Rushmore, Blade Runner, The Life Aquatic, Commando, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Master and Commander, 8 1/2, Synecdoche New York, La Dolce Vita, Manhattan, The Fall, La Grande Bellezza, Apocalypse Now, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, The Master, Inside Llewyn Davis and The Grand Budapest Hotel [saw the last couple five times in theater, no shame]

The Duke Silver Trio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do you write like that how do you even think of those words and put THOSE words in THAT order I wonder if PT Anderson doesn't like opening his eyes unless he can frame everything beautifully that building is butt ugly thanks modernism wonder if I could climb it oh man that person is so old but I bet he knows some good stories am I ever gonna be that old I hope so jeez that woman looks sorta down wonder what's on her mind look a dog! stream of consciousness is a pretty weak technique and yeah I'd tell that to Joyce tell it right to his FACE too I'm kinda hungry New Haven is a beautiful city lucky us huh?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The closest thing I have to a religious creed is that episode of Louie when he asks the guy in the bathroom:
"How do you know something terrible's not gonna happen to you? Why would you take that risk?"
And the guy answers: "I dunno. Ya gotta have faith."

I think it's a beautifully simple and true statement, a belief to live by, even though, if you've seen the episode, you know the horrible horrible context.
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