"Internet love is possible. I know, because I met Samuel on the internet. He is a wonderful, witty young lad. I would say that he does everything with a certain literary flair, but that's not always true. And that's a good thing. I hate people who can't just be human once in a while, which is something that Sam is exceedingly good at. Let's say that occasionally he does things with a certain literary flair, and leave it at that.
A globe-trotting adventurer, young Sam has seen and experienced a bunch of places. It's pretty typical on here for someone to post pictures of their study abroad in India and talk about how much it TOTALLY CHANGED THEIR LIFE, but I can say with certainty that Sam's travels have had a deep and lasting impact. There is nothing so good for one's character as exposure, and Samwise has it in droves.
One time we had to sleep in the same bed and Sam didn't complain when I stayed up late reading comic books and later farted on him.
Ladies, Sam is a catch. He's well-read, funny, handsome, and above all, human - so very, very human."
I think human means I fuck up sometimes in really endearing ways but I can't confirm this.