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No-Kinda-Dancer

28 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 2:27pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
I didn't write this but it pretty much applies to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il3LPnFIV9s

Or if you only have six seconds: http://youtu.be/Fr5WWakDt38
What I’m doing with my life
BREAKING NEWS: I am now actually a lawyer, having been hired by a law firm. Huzzah, huzzah!
I’m really good at
music trivia. And most other trivia, but with music trivia I really know my stuff. I know way to much about pop music.

One kind of trivia I'm terrible at: sports trivia. I just couldn't care less.

Also, I'm terrible at filling out these damn info boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My kinda charming, kinda insane Italian co-worker at the wine store just called me adorable. This was after him requesting to cut my fingertip off.

UPDATE: I've been called adorable around five times. After the fifth time he made sure to let me know he's not gay at all and that he loves pussy more than his mother.

UPDATE: He somehow just hit himself in the balls with a water bottle and was swearing up a storm. Before you message me, sorry ladies, he's married.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I feel I should preface all of this by saying that I am in no way judgy about matters of taste. All I care is that you love what you love.

My favorite food is Middle Eastern food. I also know where to find the best Mexican food in this city. I also love cooking and cheese. Making a homemade cheese plate with apple slices is divine.

My favorite book is The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

My favorite music is way too many things to actually fill out. I may someday be compelled to fill out something substantial, but for now I'll say Leonard Cohen, The Kinks, Talking Heads, New Order, Elliott Smith, Sigh, Carcass, Cody ChesnuTT, Hank Williams and Big Star, big time - I seriously adore Big Star. Finally, I'm a huge Kenny Winker fan. Gotta love Kenny.

I've watched/listened to this clip over a hundred times in the last two weeks. Probably more by the time you watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJs2jGaIy64

My favorite recording could be Jimmy Cliff's Many Rivers to Cross.

Eddie Argos is my spirit animal.

Favorite movies are many but I'll list five that are at the top of the long list: Rashomon, Brazil, Withnail and I, Swimming to Cambodia and M.

If I had my way, the people responsible for the Pan & Scan version of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly would be at The Hague answering charges of crimes against humanity.

Favorite TV shows include Futurama, Home Movies, Archer, Deadwood (Al fucking Swearengen), The Wire, Star Trek and The Mighty Boosh. I am also into 70s detective shows. Like, super into them.

I know I have a lot here, and that might suggest that I'm snooty, but I'm not. I actually hate snooty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every other girl's profile on this site mentions the oxford comma?

Why brooklyn people I know have such an anti-bus point of view?

Why I almost never meet female bus and cab drivers?

What's the best way to get from point A to point B?

I spend a lot of time thinking about transportation it seems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends somewhere, somehow. That or inside with netflix.

Also, possibly in a bar arguing that Stop Making Sense is easily the greatest concert movie ever. I am not wrong about this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you feel like falling madly in love with each other, moving into my place and then splitting the rent so I don't have to move in October.

Or, if you're looking for a cooking/baking partner.

Or, if you're really nice and cool or something.