Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Teenage Dirtbag" and "She's So High" are pretty much the same
song. Also, hi!
I'm a smart enough Boston boy that lived in the Mid-West for 9
years before fleeing last year. I threw out my winter coat at the
airport and gave it the finger. I took a video of it, but it didn't
look as momentous as I wanted.
I'm out here as a comedy writer, but I'd much rather talk about
music, movies, or those Marilyn Monroe t-shirts on Hollywood Blvd
where she has tattoos and a belly piercing that terrify me.
I drink, hike (I know, fuck all of us!), and go to far too many
shows at the Echo/Echoplex. Anyway, let's hang out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer, but I tell Uber/Lyft drivers that I work in finance
so they don't ask follow up questions.
My focus is screenplays with plum roles for Jason Biggs and Mena
Suvari to play. They deserve a renaissance!
I also do a monthly sketch show at NerdMelt. I've been told it's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Off the beaten path jukebox selections.
-Defending Pop Punk and Amy Heckerling movies
-ducking out of tourist photos
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Boston accent comes out after about 1.75 drinks.
I have flailing Irish/Italian arms and eyebrows that wiggle
whenever Hot Chocolate's "Every 1's A Winner" plays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Love is a Mixtape, Nothing Feels Good, The Comedy Writer,
Ice Haven, The War of Art , my favorite short story is "The Walk
with Elizanne" by John Updike.
Movies: Angus, Loser, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Joe Vs. The Volcano,
World's Greatest Dad, About Time, Josie & The Pussycats and a
shit ton of MGM musicals.
Always: Jenny Lewis, Green Day, Weezer, Jonathan Richman,Frank
Turner, Frank Sinatra (Watertown!), blink-182, Prince, Mean Creek,
Lately: Chumped, Bully, Colleen Green, Jeff Rosenstock
I seem to go for bratty pop-punk, 40's crooners, and smoky-voiced
female alt-country singers.
Food: I'm a frozen pizza connoisseur. I want to try new restaurants
out here, but I love alone and close to a Ralphs so my options seem
more limited than they are.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing, Cape Cod, Dark Movie Theaters, Female Driven Punk Bands,
Trader Joe's Scotch, the song "Steal My Sunshine"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who sucked out the feeling?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I was filling this out, OkCupid gave some suggestions than
asked me "how I get loose." I don't have an answer for that, but I
thought I'd let you all know.
(Finishing a Frozen Pizza, then heading out for something, right?
We're all young!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fucking murder with limp bizkit and/or Michelle Branch at
karaoke. I didn't capitalize Limp Bizkit because that's what ol
Freddie Durst would want!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in a girl-fronted rock band that wants me to be a Stage Door
Johnny (Extra points if your name is Josie!)
You want to compare High School-era Live Journals.
You think this is the greatest music video of all time:
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