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SandkickerConor

28 North Hollywood, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Teenage Dirtbag" and "She's So High" are pretty much the same song. Also, hi!

I'm a smart enough Boston Non-Douchebag that lived in the Mid-West for 9 years before moving out here. I threw out my winter coat at the airport and gave it the finger. I took a video of it, but it didn't look as momentous as I wanted.

I'm out here as a comedy writer, but I'd much rather talk about music, movies, or those Marilyn Monroe t-shirts on Hollywood Blvd where she has tattoos and a belly piercing that terrify me.

I drink, hike (I know, fuck all of us!), and go to far too many shows at the Echo/Echoplex. Anyway, let's hang out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer, but I tell Uber drivers that I work in finance so they don't ask follow up questions.

My focus is screenplays with plum roles for Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari to play. They deserve a renaissance!

I also do a monthly sketch show at NerdMelt. I've been told it's "not dogshit."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Off the beaten path jukebox selections.
-Defending Pop Punk and Amy Heckerling movies
-ducking out of tourist photos
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Boston accent comes out after about 1.75 drinks.

I have flailing Irish/Italian arms and eyebrows that wiggle whenever Hot Chocolate's "Every 1's A Winner" plays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Love is a Mixtape, Nothing Feels Good, The Comedy Writer, Ice Haven, The War of Art , my favorite short story is "The Walk with Elizanne" by John Updike.

Movies: Angus, Loser, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Joe Vs. The Volcano, World's Greatest Dad, About Time, Josie & The Pussycats and a shit ton of MGM musicals.

Music:
Always: Jenny Lewis, Green Day, Weezer, Jonathan Richman,Frank Turner, Frank Sinatra (Watertown!), blink-182, Prince, Mean Creek, Tanya Donelly

Lately: Chumped, Bully, Colleen Green, Jeff Rosenstock

I seem to go for bratty pop-punk, 40's crooners, and smoky-voiced female alt-country singers.

Food: I'm a frozen pizza connoisseur. I want to try new restaurants out here, but I live alone and close to a Ralphs so my options seem more limited than they are.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing, Cape Cod, Dark Movie Theaters, Female Driven Punk Bands, Sad People on Facebook to Follow, the song "Steal My Sunshine"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who sucked out the feeling?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I was filling this out, OkCupid gave some suggestions than asked me "how I get loose." I don't have an answer for that, but I thought I'd let you all know.

(Finishing a Frozen Pizza, then heading out for something, right? We're all young!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fucking murder with limp bizkit and/or Michelle Branch at karaoke. I didn't capitalize Limp Bizkit because that's what ol Freddie Durst would want!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in a girl-fronted rock band that wants me to be a Stage Door Johnny (Extra points if your name is Josie!)

You want to compare High School-era Live Journals.

You think this is the greatest music video of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLGAlIiqxuQ