Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to rewrite this profile... going to experiment and try to keep
I value honesty and humor, probably more than most things. The good
thing about honesty is it's such a broad word that you can make it
apply to almost anything! Chances are if you're easily offended
then you won't like me, as few things offend me and while I do have
a filter, I don't often employ it.
So to reiterate, I really think we'll get along if you like to
laugh and are generally an honest person (Yes, that means you
should aspire not to be a flake!)
I don't think my body type is average anymore... Nor do I feel I
look overweight. So I shall take the path many women do and state
curvy/full figured. Why can't I be both, OkC?!
What I’m doing with my life
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A military veteran who has finished his associates and is currently
enrolled in CSUS for my Criminal Justice Degree. I know I don't
want to be a cop, but I'd like to pursue investigations or perhaps
even law if all that paper work and arguing tickles my
In the mean time, since I've recently arrived, I'm trying to find a
part time job at a restaurant. I have my GI Bill so I shouldn't be
struggling for money, but I'd like to stay employed and active. I'd
also like to get into fishing again, since there are so many rivers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can write, cook, entertain, love karaoke and I'm actually good at
I'm also good at being sarcastic, enjoy debating (Especially when I
have no personal stake in it.), giving people nick-names, public
speaking, and other generic things.
I also did Stand Up Comedy a few times in Korea at a few westerner
bars. I'd like to get into it again but I'm also sort of worried I
may too offensive for some people (Think Louie CK, folks).
I tend to pick up hobbies and sometimes lose interest in them. I
recall I bought a lockpick set and spent time breaking locks; it
was actually kind of fun to be able to bypass a lock without a key-
not that I'd use it for anything illegal; but think of the
applications! Lost your keys to the door? Lockpick that shit!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humour and apparent lack of tact. I dress nicely too.
Didn't say I look nice. Just dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:A Song of Ice and Fire, Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game,
World War Z, various other books revolving around post-apocolyptic
Shows/Movies: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Schindler's
List, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim
Vs The World, Youth in Revolt, How I met your mother, It's always
sunny in Philly, Schindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Beautiful
Mind, Across the Universe (Really, I like anything that is good.
Like Dramas, Comedies)
Music: The Killers, Eagles, Beatles, Kanye West, Green Day, Led
Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys... those all come to mind. I
like pretty much everything but most Country.
Food: Love Sushi and Italian, can even cook the latter. Not a big
fan of Korean sadly... unless it's BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good people, food, my liver, music, fun and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The things I want to do with my life, should probably spend less
time thinking and more time doing, no?
Zombie outbreaks are cool too. Hypothetical questions to pass time
at work that often involve multiple choices and impossible
situations. (If you were like a dragon and could breath anything
instead of fire, what would it be? Duh. Bouncy Balls.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kind of got the bar scene out of my system. Would love to find a
fun girl who likes to stay in and/or go out to quieter bars (with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Actually... Not too private or embarassing, but funny; I fell into
a duck pond once when I was 3 or 4 and my parents were too busy
laughing at me screaming and splashing around as I was (likely)
mauled by angry geese and swans that a stranger pulled me
Seriously. Don't fuck with geese.
In the end, don't do things that embarass you or shame you and you
won't have to hide anything.
Oh, and since Korea I've developed a horrible fear of falling down
stairs. Yet I haven't fallen down them yet. Only up...
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