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SandwichMonster

27 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Time to rewrite this profile... going to experiment and try to keep it short.

I value honesty and humor, probably more than most things. The good thing about honesty is it's such a broad word that you can make it apply to almost anything! Chances are if you're easily offended then you won't like me, as few things offend me and while I do have a filter, I don't often employ it.

So to reiterate, I really think we'll get along if you like to laugh and are generally an honest person (Yes, that means you should aspire not to be a flake!)

I don't think my body type is average anymore... Nor do I feel I look overweight. So I shall take the path many women do and state curvy/full figured. Why can't I be both, OkC?!

NOTE: I've updated my profile to say I'm living in Sacramento as I'll be moving there in August to attend CSU Sac. So, let's be friends before I arrive, okay?! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A military veteran who has finished his associates and is currently enrolled in CSUS for my Criminal Justice Degree. I know I don't want to be a cop, but I'd like to pursue investigations or perhaps even law if all that paper work and arguing tickles my pickle.

In the mean time, since I've recently arrived, I'm trying to find a part time job at a restaurant. I have my GI Bill so I shouldn't be struggling for money, but I'd like to stay employed and active. I'd also like to get into fishing again, since there are so many rivers nearby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can write, cook, entertain, love karaoke and I'm actually good at it!

I'm also good at being sarcastic, enjoy debating (Especially when I have no personal stake in it.), giving people nick-names, public speaking, and other generic things.

I also did Stand Up Comedy a few times in Korea at a few westerner bars. I'd like to get into it again but I'm also sort of worried I may too offensive for some people (Think Louie CK, folks).

I tend to pick up hobbies and sometimes lose interest in them. I recall I bought a lockpick set and spent time breaking locks; it was actually kind of fun to be able to bypass a lock without a key- not that I'd use it for anything illegal; but think of the applications! Lost your keys to the door? Lockpick that shit!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humour and apparent lack of tact. I dress nicely too. Didn't say I look nice. Just dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:A Song of Ice and Fire, Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game, World War Z, various other books revolving around post-apocolyptic things.

Shows/Movies: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Schindler's List, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Youth in Revolt, How I met your mother, It's always sunny in Philly, Schindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Beautiful Mind, Across the Universe (Really, I like anything that is good. Like Dramas, Comedies)

Music: The Killers, Eagles, Beatles, Kanye West, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys... those all come to mind. I like pretty much everything but most Country.

Food: Love Sushi and Italian, can even cook the latter. Not a big fan of Korean sadly... unless it's BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good people, food, my liver, music, fun and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The things I want to do with my life, should probably spend less time thinking and more time doing, no?

Zombie outbreaks are cool too. Hypothetical questions to pass time at work that often involve multiple choices and impossible situations. (If you were like a dragon and could breath anything instead of fire, what would it be? Duh. Bouncy Balls.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, often at the bar or club, though I'm not opposed to staying in with the right person/people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Actually... Not too private or embarassing, but funny; I fell into a duck pond once when I was 3 or 4 and my parents were too busy laughing at me screaming and splashing around as I was (likely) mauled by angry geese and swans that a stranger pulled me out.

Seriously. Don't fuck with geese.

In the end, don't do things that embarass you or shame you and you won't have to hide anything.

Oh, and since Korea I've developed a horrible fear of falling down stairs. Yet I haven't fallen down them yet. Only up...
You should message me if
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If you'd like to start a contest to see who can write up the most awkward messages and send them out to the opposite sex on this site.

Or you know... You just want to talk or if you wanna get to know me!