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My self-summary
I should mention real quickly; if my initial message to you seems short or lame, it's certainly because I can't spare the time to write a paragraph to everyone I try to connect with. I've found that it rarely makes a difference, but I do promise if we start to chat you'll see I'm very witty and charming! :D

Time to rewrite this profile... going to experiment and try to keep it short.

I value honesty and humor, probably more than most things. The good thing about honesty is it's such a broad word that you can make it apply to almost anything! Chances are if you're easily offended then you won't like me, as few things offend me and while I do have a filter, I don't often employ it.

So to reiterate, I really think we'll get along if you like to laugh and are generally an honest person (Yes, that means you should aspire not to be a flake!)

I don't think my body type is average anymore... Nor do I feel I look overweight. So I shall take the path many women do and state curvy/full figured. Why can't I be both, OkC?!
What I’m doing with my life
A military veteran who has finished his associates and is currently enrolled in CSUS for my Criminal Justice Degree. I know I don't want to be a cop, but I'd like to pursue investigations or perhaps even law if all that paper work and arguing tickles my pickle.

In the mean time, since I've recently arrived, I'm trying to find a part time job at a restaurant. I have my GI Bill so I shouldn't be struggling for money, but I'd like to stay employed and active. I'd also like to get into fishing again, since there are so many rivers nearby.
I’m really good at
I can write, cook, entertain, love karaoke and I'm actually good at it!

I'm also good at being sarcastic, enjoy debating (Especially when I have no personal stake in it.), giving people nick-names, public speaking, and other generic things.

I also did Stand Up Comedy a few times in Korea at a few westerner bars. I'd like to get into it again but I'm also sort of worried I may too offensive for some people (Think Louis CK, folks).

I tend to pick up hobbies and sometimes lose interest in them. I recall I bought a lockpick set and spent time breaking locks; it was actually kind of fun to be able to bypass a lock without a key- not that I'd use it for anything illegal; but think of the applications! Lost your keys to the door? Lockpick that shit!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humour and apparent lack of tact. I dress nicely too. Didn't say I look nice. Just dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:A Song of Ice and Fire, Catcher in the Rye, Ender's Game, World War Z, various other books revolving around post-apocolyptic things.

Shows/Movies: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Schindler's List, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Youth in Revolt, How I met your mother, It's always sunny in Philly, Schindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Beautiful Mind, Across the Universe (Really, I like anything that is good. Like Dramas, Comedies)

Music: The Killers, Eagles, Beatles, Kanye West, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys... those all come to mind. I like pretty much everything but most Country.

Food: Love Sushi and Italian, can even cook the latter. Not a big fan of Korean sadly... unless it's BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Good people, food, my liver, music, fun and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The things I want to do with my life, should probably spend less time thinking and more time doing, no?

Zombie outbreaks are cool too. Hypothetical questions to pass time at work that often involve multiple choices and impossible situations. (If you were like a dragon and could breath anything instead of fire, what would it be? Duh. Bouncy Balls.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Kind of got the bar scene out of my system. Would love to find a fun girl who likes to stay in and/or go out to quieter bars (with karaoke!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Actually... Not too private or embarassing, but funny; I fell into a duck pond once when I was 3 or 4 and my parents were too busy laughing at me screaming and splashing around as I was (likely) mauled by angry geese and swans that a stranger pulled me out.

Seriously. Don't fuck with geese.

In the end, don't do things that embarass you or shame you and you won't have to hide anything.

Oh, and since Korea I've developed a horrible fear of falling down stairs. Yet I haven't fallen down them yet. Only up...
You should message me if
If you'd like to start a contest to see who can write up the most awkward messages and send them out to the opposite sex on this site.

Or you know... You just want to talk or if you wanna get to know me!