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  • Ages 20–95
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28, 2013
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Wants kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work as an artist but I'm a closet geek.

I like exploring the planet, open fires, writing my name in wet cement, physics, being up all night, the sound of the ocean, hacking, the cool side of the pillow, and good cheese.

I hate coriander, blue cheese and the borders around countries which all act like racist filters.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make sand sculptures for a living and I'm trying to build robots that live on the beach and pick up litter. I split my time with London and San Francisco.

I want to help clean up the planet. It seems to be getting a bit dirty.

I sometimes use my sand stage to showcase music and comedy.

I also work in TV occasionally but mostly I'm a professional beach bum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sofas on the beach. Sitting on said sofa, playing guitar badly and singing slightly out of tune. I love playing the piano too.

I enjoy cooking but never follow recipes. I cycle everywhere and I'm just getting into yoga.

Im very good at lowering the tone, pushing boundaries, bending rules and making mistakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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One side of my head is blond
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books, films and food. Yes yes yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bucket and spade
Time and space
Maths, physics, music, laughter, art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New ideas, strange concepts and the future.

How will the singularity change things...?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting around in my underpants, crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am super lazy in bed. It is like normal lazy, but I also wear a cape and mask.
You should message me if
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You are stuck down a well. I know a bloke with a ladder.

You are incredibly hot and wish to be immortalised as a sand sculpture.

You know where the treasure is hidden.

You are an intellectual genius with an exceptional skill set and you wish to enlighten me.

You have too much cheese.

Also feel free to message me if you think it might make you a happier person:-)