Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a closet adventurer-ist stuck in a city. Quiet, but quick to
warm up. Imaginative & practical, reliable &
spontaneous...finds great happiness in a warm meal & cold
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Imagining myself on a beach sipping a mojito or carving a mountain.
Itemizing deductions, spring cleaning & running. Also updating
my Okcupid profile and learning about all these new dating
apps...should I swipe, tap, tilt, hinge, like, heart, poke, sip the
coffee, spread cream cheese on the bagel? I'm so confused! Please
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technical problem solving and tackling catastrophic situations like
bomb diffusing & flat tire repair. Also versed in competitive
lobster/crawfish eating & snowboarding. I'm pretty good @
planning international trips and know the best airport bathrooms in
quite a few European and Asian countries. I'm also very efficient
w/ showering and think I've developed the best practices to end our
drought. Will post a youtube video in the future.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't at first. But once we start talking I think they will
notice my pearly whites and my chill demeanor. I also go Grizzly
Adams every November with a goat-tee and moose-tash in support of a
prostate awareness. Prostate cancer, I hate you so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sharknado, Sharknado II, OctoPiranha, and other critically
acclaimed blockbuster movies from the Sci-Fi channel. Have a taste
for shabu, innards, vegetables, and shell food. No turtles. When I
found out the tooth fairy was fake, I stopped eating candies &
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A first aid kit, a rubber band, a paper clip, a piece of used
chewing gum, stalk of celery, and matches... no I am not McGyver.
But I do want to be prepared for any situation...ok a swiss pocket
knife with a pull out smart phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the zombie apocalypse. I actually have a solid plan
and am actively recruiting clan members. Please contact me for more
info. Together we can survive this!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
@ the gym, happy hour with friends, or binge watching a Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes close my eyes while watching scary movies or pretend to
use the restroom. I have an alter ego named Zach, who is annoyingly
so much more cool and charming.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think you are compatible with me, are unsure, or hate me...If
you want to join my apocalypse clan or are looking to conserve
water. Or If, like me, your friends have told you you're better in
person (what does that mean?!)
Bonus points if you enjoy cooking, traveling, snowboarding, or any
type of aerobic exercise.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.